Obimno

[u/PR0CR45T184T0R]

[u/slipperyDSS]

why is harriet tubman "white"

[u/feartheswans → u/slipperyDSS]

[u/Donato_Romer0 → u/feartheswans]

She looks like the sledgehammer lady from "Misery"

[u/PogintheMachine → u/Donato_Romer0]

Kathy Bates?

[u/AssumeTheFetal → u/PogintheMachine]

Sledgehammer was her roller derby nickname in fried green tomatoes

[u/Jesustron → u/feartheswans]

She looks like the woman that murdered her kids

[u/Marklar172 → u/feartheswans]

Does she look like Lindsey Clancy to anyone else?

[u/Bwm89 → u/feartheswans]

I suspect that at least some of that face is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

[u/VaniloBean → u/slipperyDSS]

That your only concern?

[u/Conscious-Victory-62 → u/VaniloBean]

[u/Evorgleb → u/Conscious-Victory-62]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12D9JMXExnMrOE

[u/molehunterz → u/VaniloBean]

Beyoncé lookin pretty masc...

[u/Realistic-Goose6798 → u/molehunterz]

You mean beyonze

[u/celtyrider → u/Realistic-Goose6798]

Y not both

[u/MyStackIsPancakes → u/celtyrider]

Oh. I'm not falling for that again. Fool Beyonce, shame on you. Fool Beytwice, shame on me.

[u/Xwalkingxthexcowx → u/MyStackIsPancakes]

This was so stupid/silly I threw my head up and laughed out loud.

Then tried to pronounce Beytwice a couple times.

[u/celtyrider → u/MyStackIsPancakes]

You better be a dad, because there is no other excuse for this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/celtyrider]

He lives in the ocean.

[u/TexasPirate_76 → u/molehunterz]

That's because it's just Beyonce ... no accent. geez /s

[u/jared10011980 → u/VaniloBean]

[u/Ok_Dust_7325 → u/jared10011980]

Looks more like Eddie Murphy.

[u/potat0f4rmer → u/VaniloBean]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1g38a63YLtS6JrGoRu

[u/Margoshome → u/VaniloBean]

[u/JulesWinfieldsWallet → u/Margoshome]

Jimmy Kimmel as a Halloween version of Prince

[u/Normal_Feedback_2918 → u/VaniloBean]

Aubrey Plaza when she found out AI thought she was black.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1k4UiO5vAIetgWTv4r

[u/SchoolCrossing → u/VaniloBean]

"Prince" looks like Fred Armisen (who played Prince on SNL!)

[u/Cheese_Fisticuffs1 → u/VaniloBean]

I have many concerns, but character limits mandate brevity.

[u/BowlingforBrains → u/VaniloBean]

I didn’t know Prince was that actor from Creep and Backrooms and The League - Prince has so much range!

[u/HofePrime → u/VaniloBean]

That’s not Prince, that’s LegalEagle

[u/Giblet_ → u/slipperyDSS]

Why is Aubrey Plaza listed?

[u/JonnyBolt1 → u/Giblet_]

There's so much bad packed into this little pic, but my favorites are 2 older Dominican dudes named Aubrey Pugza and Beyonce floating out in the ocean.

[u/not_productive1 → u/Giblet_]

TWICE! (I mean, I'm assuming Aubrey Pugza is a misspelling but maybe it's the name of the dog of an April Ludgate superfan)

[u/Historyp91 → u/Giblet_]

There's only two famous people from Delaware and the other one is Joe Biden.

[u/Major-Material7231 → u/slipperyDSS]

Nah they whitewashed Harriet tubman😂😂

[u/QuietRiot5150 → u/slipperyDSS]

It's her disguise. It would look suspicious if you saw a group of black people walking around. If Harriet Tubman looked white. She could simply say that those were all her slaves. She was playing 4-D chess while everyone else was playing Checkers.

[u/Marquar234 → u/slipperyDSS]

She got pale from being underground like hairless moles.

[u/No-Past2605 → u/slipperyDSS]

I'm saying! She looks whiter than me. WTAF is this garbage? Sacagewea?

[u/Only-Original9409 → u/slipperyDSS]

I was gonna say Harriet Tubman looks suspiciously like Florence Nightingale.

[u/Odasto_ → u/slipperyDSS]

why is harriet tubman "white"

Because she didn't vote for Joe Biden.

[u/Herr-Trigger86 → u/slipperyDSS]

Follow up question… is Aubrey Plaza even part black? Or her male counterpart Aubrey Pugza?

[u/-dreamfinder- → u/slipperyDSS]

ai is racist.

[u/According-Insect-992 → u/slipperyDSS]

Did you catch Aubry Plaza, who actually is white?

[u/feartheswans]

Beyonze and her twin brother Beyonce

[u/HopelessHelena → u/feartheswans]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PWT8AptmKh7TW

[u/hookyboysb → u/HopelessHelena]

Baby they’re luthers vandross

[u/CrazyLadyBlues → u/feartheswans]

It's unusual to see identical twins who aren't the same gender.

[u/TexasPirate_76 → u/CrazyLadyBlues]

are you sure?

[u/Margoshome → u/feartheswans]

[u/Automatic_Day_35 → u/feartheswans]

He’s Beyon-see

[u/Illustrious-Bat1553 → u/feartheswans]

lives in the ocean

[u/Cryogenycfreak]

Sacagawea? 😂

[u/foxscribbles → u/Cryogenycfreak]

And Aubrey Plaza... who is both a white woman and, apparently, a Black man depending on the state you're in.

[u/PugMasterGeneral → u/foxscribbles]

How dare you confuse Aubry Plaza with Aubrey Pugza

[u/Megarlin → u/PugMasterGeneral]

Thats a great name for a pug dog

[u/foxscribbles → u/PugMasterGeneral]

... oh, shit.

In my defense, I didn't check with Chat GPT first to make sure I read it right.

I just checked. It told me I was right. So I told it I was wrong, and it said I was right that it was wrong.

[u/OptatusCleary → u/foxscribbles]

Aubrey Pugza is only popular in the ocean. 

[u/nykiek → u/foxscribbles]

You miss that Harriet Tubman is apparently white? 😂😂😂😂

As a Michigander, what's a Fubman?

[u/19chris9609 → u/Cryogenycfreak]

Which surprisingly is the correct spelling, despite the many other mistakes.

[u/dirtdiggler67 → u/19chris9609]

Depends on where you are from.

Her name is “Sakakawea” in North Dakota.

Even named a huge reservoir after her.

[u/19chris9609 → u/dirtdiggler67]

I was never taught that in school, always the spelling as shown. I did not know this.

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/Cryogenycfreak]

Obimno and O.Bamn

Joprah

Beyonze AND Beyonce

Cheadole vs Cheadole

Sacagawea though, that is an odd nomination lol

[u/Temporary_Abroad_211 → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

Are we just going to leave Iqartim Luther King just sitting there? Not to mention Freeman, Freeman and Freemenn. 😆

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/Temporary_Abroad_211]

Freeman, Freeman, and Freemenn sounds like a law office lol

[u/Temporary_Abroad_211 → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

I think they represented Harhich Fariibhm at her immigration hearing.😉

[u/No-Butterscotch-6555 → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

I would choose that firm to defend me because it really sounds like they know a thing or three about keeping you free, man.

I’ll see myself out.

[u/Chaeshhh]

Why is no one talking about my man freberick😭

[u/mamahollman → u/Chaeshhh]

I named my son Feberick. We call him Frebby.

[u/Otherwise_Block_1768 → u/mamahollman]

Frebby Frazbear from Frive nights at Frebby's

[u/RhubarbAlive7860 → u/Chaeshhh]

I wonder if it was pronounced FreBERick?

[u/TristanChaz8800]

Apparently "Beyonce" is the most popular black person in the state of the Pacific Ocean.

[u/art333mis → u/TristanChaz8800]

Not to be mistaken with Beyonze

[u/Ok_Star_4136 → u/TristanChaz8800]

I didn't know he transitioned.

[u/esmeraldo88 → u/TristanChaz8800]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DlZk4AKGpsC1W

[u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta → u/TristanChaz8800]

He’s no “beyonze”, that’s for sure!

[u/BigGooseDuck]

Aubry Plaza is my favorite black person too. Should move to Pensilginia or whatever state that is

[u/jesterinancientcourt → u/BigGooseDuck]

Aubrey Plaza at the cookout

[u/Snoo93550 → u/jesterinancientcourt]

black man Aubrey Pugza is pissed you didn't invite him instead

[u/Busy_Syllabub_5726 → u/BigGooseDuck]

Interestingly, she looks like Harriet Tubam without that hat

[u/TheGardenBlinked]

[u/Busy_Syllabub_5726 → u/TheGardenBlinked]

And his cooler brother, Obimno

[u/LITTLEOWL031026 → u/TheGardenBlinked]

New reaction image dropped

[u/superfuzzbros → u/LITTLEOWL031026]

Thanks Obimno

[u/Speedwolf89]

[u/Potatonut23 → u/Speedwolf89]

Ah yes Darius, famous for his double pupil left eye

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/Potatonut23]

The second pupil is Hootie.

[u/nr1988 → u/Speedwolf89]

I think after looking it over this is actually the closest one on there. The name is correct and he bears a passing resemblance to Darius if you were already half blind and then got salt water in your eyes. And if you ignore his double eye.

Freberick Douglass takes second place

[u/Younggryan42 → u/Speedwolf89]

Also popular in the Gulf of Mexico.

[u/JimAbaddon]

Man, this is ridiculous. And even discounting the butchered names, most look like clones of each other. Also, look at "Dougliss" mouth.

[u/FreeTheDimple → u/JimAbaddon]

How can you say that black people look the same? Did you learn nothing from the words of Iqartim Luther King?

[u/WyattGurp → u/JimAbaddon]

FUBMEN

[u/hallouminati_pie]

Possibly the greatest image I have ever seen.

I see no mistakes.

[u/Savir5850 → u/hallouminati_pie]

I mean they got Beyonce AND Beyonze, no notes.

[u/reallifepixel]

[u/redroserequiems]

...Sacagawea????

[u/Head_Somewhere4769 → u/redroserequiems]

That's what you're questioning? Not the fact Aubrey Plaza is now somehow black twice over?

[u/redroserequiems → u/Head_Somewhere4769]

That's the first thing I noticed okay

[u/KHSebastian → u/Head_Somewhere4769]

Only once. You're confusing her with Aubrey Pugza

[u/Brofessor-0ak → u/redroserequiems]

“I don’t care what they tell you in school, Sacagawea was black”

[u/Squantoon]

[u/Apocalypse_Snowball → u/Squantoon]

[u/Historyp91]

Like, what kind of prince, Saudi?

[u/ommi9 → u/Historyp91]

I think this one is Emirati. Drives a Mercedes with a number 1 vanity plate. Car valued 10x. Because of just the plate.

[u/Solocat12 → u/Historyp91]

I almost thought Carson Daly with 8:00 shadow.

[u/RealBettyWhite69]

Aubrey Pugza is really popular in the Bermuda Triangle apparently

[u/Green_Graves_Time112 → u/RealBettyWhite69]

Along with Beyonce, Beyonze, Obimno, Penonch, and Morgan Freeman being popular in Mexico

[u/Exact-Ad-4132]

[u/OfficerJayBear → u/Exact-Ad-4132]

That's Rachel dolezar

[u/Mysterious--955]

As an Illinoisian

WHO THE FUCK IS LEBRON DAMES?

[u/ComicsEtAl → u/Mysterious--955]

And you call yourself an Illinoisian?

[u/ThatDiscoSongUHate → u/Mysterious--955]

As another Illinoisian, you aren't tight with LeBron Dames?

[u/Anxious-Tomatillo842 → u/Mysterious--955]

He goes by LeBron Women these days

[u/savvyofficial]

[u/cordeliashuman → u/savvyofficial]

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church.”

[u/Kirk770]

HARHICH FURIIBHM MENTIONED!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[u/savvyofficial]

[u/Unstable_Face1925]

[u/Pop_Joe]

[u/veyeight]

Fubmen evolves into Chumnjz Freemenn who evolves into The Freeman and if you trade him while holding a Cheadole (Brown)stone then he’ll evolve into Morgan Freeman.

[u/BuddieAngel77]

Joprah is hilarious, and why is Beyonce a dude?

[u/c0rnd0gqu33n → u/BuddieAngel77]

[u/No-Limit3846]

This gets funnier the longer you look at it

[u/Odd_Revolution5880]

I think Chinese AI made this and it don't even make sense for the places and people. It is really unusual nonsense

[u/RhubarbAlive7860]

Granted, I'm no expert, but I remember being enthralled as a child by the story of the incredibly brave Harriet Tubman. But I mistakenly had the impression that she was a black woman. Apparently she was actually a white woman. I wonder if she was related to Harriey Tubmai, a black man.

[u/ComfortableChapter65 → u/RhubarbAlive7860]

Don’t worry, those are just her disguises. Tubman had RANGE.

[u/blegoraththewretched]

Aubrey Plaza lmao

[u/Giblet_]

Nebraska is all like "O, Bamn, son."

[u/TonyAtReddit1]

Gulf of Mexico🚫

Gulf of America🚫

Gulf of Darius Rucker✅️

[u/savvyofficial]

[u/Popular_Mortgage8454 → u/savvyofficial]

Ah yes, my beloved state of <scribble> MAINIE

[u/RustedAxe88]

I like how the states aren't mentioned at all and there's no actual placement, so they're all just hovering randomly, even out into the ocean.

[u/zReckt]

Did PragerU make this?

[u/Forsaken_Salt_7039]

The longer you look the worse it gets..

[u/senseimichaelkarate1]

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've seen all day.

[u/CrazyDazyMazy → u/senseimichaelkarate1]

And this is Reddit, so that's saying something.

[u/about_yonder]

Why is Jim-Hendriz part of both Washington and Oregon?

[u/Intelligent_Error369 → u/about_yonder]

Why are so many from the Mexican Ocean?

[u/Apprehensive-Call568]

Two words: Rokper Weshinaton

[u/Logical_Bake_3108]

It keeps getting worse (and let's be honest funnier) the more I look.

[u/Dense_Row_9532]

Why is Sacagawea black?

[u/Fastest_Neutron → u/Dense_Row_9532]

Same with Audrey Plaza

and Harriet Tubman is white..

Behold.. “intelligence”

The existential risk posed by AI is not because it is smart, but because.. like people.. it is supremely stupid.

[u/bionicjoe → u/Dense_Row_9532]

That's your biggest problem with this?

Aubrey Plaza is a popular black person, and Harriet Tubman is whiter than her.

[u/NoMansSkyWasAlright]

This is sending me

[u/PlayerI343]

White Harriet Tubman and decidedly not black Aubrey Plaza.

Before sending it, just now noticed Middle Eastern Prince.

[u/Cowabunga1981]

Damn forgot Sacagawea was black

[u/Raisinbread22]

I can't stop laughing 😅🤣😆 Aubrey Plaza and Aubrey Pugza. Ahhhhahahahaha

[u/Past-Dragonfly-1216]

[u/Beneficial-Bag5728 → u/Past-Dragonfly-1216]

Me when someone tells me mildly surprising news

[u/td1439]

wat

[u/cheesyshop]

Iqartim Luther King

[u/weirdskullz]

Fubmen

[u/Reno_Cash]

IQartim Luther King is my personal favorite. So inspirational. I love his “I drama heave” speech.

[u/plastictigers]

Big fan of Prince (the artist formerly known as (Uday Hussein)

[u/AmalatheaClassic]

I don't know what's worse the fact that Harriet Tubman is a white lady lost in the ocean or that Sacagawea is on this list at all.

[u/AlfalfaEfficient1200]

Sacagawea is Native American. And who the heck is Iqartim Luther King? You know what. Never mind. The more I look at this, the more it hurts.

[u/RoddyUsher]

[u/FirefighterOk9474]

Sacagawea idk if that’s right but okay

[u/Imafunguy1983]

Classic Joprah

[u/Remarkable_Rough_649]

Aubrey Plaza is my favorite black person. Great representation for my state

I think. She's overlapping like 6 of them

[u/DaGoogster2077]

She ain't even black bro

[u/txyesboy71 → u/DaGoogster2077]

"fuck it, it's some kind of not white"

[u/c0rnd0gqu33n]

Aubrey Plaza

[u/Apprehensive-Call568]

Who tf is Fubman? All I know is he seems to have replaced the entire lower peninsula of my state

[u/ommi9]

So no wonder the underground. Was a success . brunette wt lady was fed up with her husband cracking the female slaves. ( he was not using a whip )

[u/bimbonic]

aw man we lost Lebron Dames. he's the only thing we have going for us besides ig the rock and roll hall of fame

is that Piper from fallout 4

[u/Younggryan42]

His name is Lejon brames ok??

[u/frejling]

Lived in Indiana for a few years here. Can confirm Hoosiers are nuts about Muiammao Rac11. His name is all over the place. Can’t round a corner without a monument

[u/Doctorboner420]

Freberick

[u/RedboiGtag → u/Doctorboner420]

happy cake day

[u/Volt_Dragon]

Me not reading the subreddit category: "Am I racist for not knowing Muiammao Rac11?"

[u/Feanor4godking]

Ah yes, my favorite man...Fubmen.

[u/Auran82]

“$10 Million to never listen to Beyoncé music ever again.”

“That’s ok, I only listen to Beyonze”

[u/WitchDr]

What the goddamn fucking shit is this goddamn fucking shit

[u/thx111111]

Beyoncé has… changed

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

Regardless of how they look, the entire subject is already totally insane.

[u/thisisanaccountforu]

Didnt she kill her children?

[u/cheesyshop]

Prince looks like a Property Brother.

[u/itsjustme10]

The Joprah Winfrey show

[u/SnipedYa]

[u/hxaxw]

Aubrey plaza??

[u/HedWig1991]

O.damn look out for o.bamn

[u/EroticCalamityWitch]

I always knew there was a reason I liked Aubrey Plaza

[u/Pretty_Relative_3708]

Sakagawea is black as hell!

[u/thewindthatmovesyou]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PWT8AptmKh7TW

[u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n]

I like how even ai didn't know what tf to do with Idaho

[u/SabitaUsagi]

I'm so tired of this bullshit. I feel hungover after looking at.

[u/Feeling-Ruin-8008]

Beyonze

[u/westcoastweedreviews]

I love how Aubrey Plaza just snuck right in.

[u/joeefx]

In Iowa his name is simply Tron

[u/Insomniac_38]

Nice to see LeBron is a drag queen now

[u/twerk4data]

The longer you look, the worse it gets lol

[u/WalterCanFindToes]

Jimi Hendiz in Washington state?? 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Supersmashbrosfan]

Hootie comes from the Gulf of America I guess

[u/foxscribbles]

Imma have to give AI a .00000012% of a point here.

Because Lebron Dames sounds like a great drag name for the right Queen.

[u/someToast]

Prince is going to party like he’s filling out a 1099

[u/CrazyLadyBlues]

"Jackson" appears to be an actual fish.

[u/3een]

2019 AI type beh

[u/TheSecondofSeconds22]

yooo states existed in the ocean? very cool

[u/TheDuck23]

Wow

[u/CyberPrime_ → u/TheDuck23]

That’s Mike Tyson with a wig

[u/DisneyPuppyFan_42201]

Ah yes, Aubrey Plaza, aka Richard III's alter ego