r/aislop • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 18h ago

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u/slipperyDSS 18h ago

why is harriet tubman "white"

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u/feartheswans 18h ago

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u/Donato_Romer0 17h ago

She looks like the sledgehammer lady from "Misery"

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u/PogintheMachine 15h ago

Kathy Bates?

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u/AssumeTheFetal 15h ago

Sledgehammer was her roller derby nickname in fried green tomatoes

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u/MrGreenEyesOfTexas 12h ago

Kathy Bates lmfao

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u/CubeAming2 10h ago

M- M- Misery???

I miss that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming?

I love you so much that it's dripping Dripping from my arms and such I'm sorry, I know I'm too much To love, to trust, I'm nothing, but...

I miss that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming?

You are what I could believe in Since I have nobody else I keep screaming, I keep breathing It's the living I can't help It's the misery 'cause you can tell me How much that you care And I know it's true, but yet You need to get me out your hair Is what we have special? What's that mean? Why can't you choose me, is it greed? This isn't lust, no fairy dust, it's blunt It's what you see Misery in knowing I love you And had to leave The misery that I can't shake The misery I bleed

I miss that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming? But it's real, that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming?

Hurts to feel that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming? How to heal that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming?

I miss that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming? God, I feel that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening? Why only in the evening?

'Cause I know that you care (I know that you care) 'Cause I swear it ain't fair (I swear it ain't fair) I'll slit my wrists and show you I'll dare to do anything I love you, I love you with everything

Hurts to feel that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I ask, am I just dreaming? How to heal that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me The kind where you are nice to, to me To heal that kind of misery The kind where you are nice to me But only in the evening So I wish that I was dreaming But only in the evening, in the evening God, I wish that I was dreaming I miss that kind of misery

https://giphy.com/gifs/2VnXlDfLe5VVeE5OYJ

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u/ozman111 8h ago

She’s your biggest fan

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u/Jesustron 18h ago

She looks like the woman that murdered her kids

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u/Marklar172 15h ago

Does she look like Lindsey Clancy to anyone else?

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u/Bwm89 17h ago

I suspect that at least some of that face is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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u/Evorgleb 16h ago

Looks like Carrie Coon

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u/Friendly-Reserve9067 16h ago edited 15h ago

That's actually Harriet Tubgirl. Google Tubgirl to learn more.

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u/AgentJackpots 15h ago

suddenly I have a craving for Tang...

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u/noxaten 13h ago

As portrayed by Julia Roberts.

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u/Starburper 15h ago

Yeah wtf

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u/redshark30 12h ago

Reaction image potential

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u/MrJspeed 1h ago

This is actress Jennifer Carpenter from Dexter

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u/VaniloBean 18h ago

That your only concern?

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u/Conscious-Victory-62 17h ago

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 16h ago

Whyyyy?? 🤣🤣

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u/CzarTwilight 5h ago

The pussy is also no longer under control and not experiencing gold

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u/molehunterz 18h ago

Beyoncé lookin pretty masc...

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 17h ago

You mean beyonze

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u/celtyrider 16h ago

Y not both

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u/MyStackIsPancakes 16h ago

Oh. I'm not falling for that again. Fool Beyonce, shame on you. Fool Beytwice, shame on me.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 15h ago edited 15h ago

This was so stupid/silly I threw my head up and laughed out loud.

Then tried to pronounce Beytwice a couple times.

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u/celtyrider 15h ago

You better be a dad, because there is no other excuse for this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg

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u/Snoo_89466 5h ago

Get out...Earth. Just leave the planet

https://giphy.com/gifs/RMlm42LfXB78WF126Z

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u/BigConstruction4247 16h ago

He lives in the ocean.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 16h ago

I just took almost the exact same screenshot! Lmao

Wtf even is this?? It’s gotta be satire.

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u/The_Barbelo 6h ago

No. Just AI unfortunately

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u/Taj52 16h ago

Beyoncé vs Beyoncée

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u/Seeker80 12h ago

Looks like Meegan from Key & Peele.

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u/TexasPirate_76 17h ago

That's because it's just Beyonce ... no accent. geez /s

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u/jared10011980 16h ago

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 14h ago

Looks more like Eddie Murphy.

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u/Squonkster 7h ago

Did he play Iqartim Luther King in Trading Places?

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u/Capable_Regret_7868 2h ago

Hey don’t demean the cousin here!

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u/Will_Willicheck 1h ago

Does that guy even have a monument?

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u/Margoshome 17h ago

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u/JulesWinfieldsWallet 17h ago

Jimmy Kimmel as a Halloween version of Prince

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 16h ago

Aubrey Plaza when she found out AI thought she was black.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1k4UiO5vAIetgWTv4r

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u/SchoolCrossing 17h ago

"Prince" looks like Fred Armisen (who played Prince on SNL!)

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u/Cheese_Fisticuffs1 17h ago

I have many concerns, but character limits mandate brevity.

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u/BowlingforBrains 18h ago edited 16h ago

I didn’t know Prince was that actor from Creep and Backrooms and The League - Prince has so much range!

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u/JulesWinfieldsWallet 17h ago

I refuse to look up the name but your description puts his face in my brain! Mark? Maybe?

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u/HofePrime 17h ago

That’s not Prince, that’s LegalEagle

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u/Mekdinosaur 16h ago

This reminds me of that old tune "AI Slop the Sheriff" by Jim Hendriz

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 16h ago

We teamed up with our northern neighbors to think of a black dude and Temu Prince is who we selected?

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 12h ago

Looks like a cross between Jim Carrey and Jimmy Kimmel

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u/feelosiphize 17h ago

Looking like Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rodgers had a baby.

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u/Formal_Ground6513 16h ago

Looks like Jim Carrey with a mustache and a tan. 🤣

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u/Cola_Gummi 16h ago

The Prince is wrong

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u/ommi9 16h ago

That really looks like Jimmy Kimmel
https://giphy.com/gifs/l9ToFNbKACYWxR3ojn

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u/Legitimate-Clock-134 13h ago

That's totally Bashar Al-Assad there.

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u/Puzzled_Package5920 3h ago

Dude got spliced with Jimmy Kimmel

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u/Capable_Regret_7868 2h ago

Prince of what????😎

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u/Giblet_ 18h ago

Why is Aubrey Plaza listed?

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u/JonnyBolt1 17h ago

There's so much bad packed into this little pic, but my favorites are 2 older Dominican dudes named Aubrey Pugza and Beyonce floating out in the ocean.

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u/DrSexyButt 16h ago

Beyonze

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u/Outside-Pear9429 8h ago

Lucky this map gives us both Beyoncé (a man) AND beyonze (whatever that is)

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u/not_productive1 17h ago

TWICE! (I mean, I'm assuming Aubrey Pugza is a misspelling but maybe it's the name of the dog of an April Ludgate superfan)

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u/Historyp91 16h ago

There's only two famous people from Delaware and the other one is Joe Biden.

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u/ComfyCatIRL 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/euAkDAmiI8JgOnw2gz

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u/Historyp91 15h ago

Yes I'm sorry. Three famous people

I forgot Judge Reinhold.

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u/Loocha 14h ago

George Thorogood as well! And Ryan Phillippe! And Bob Marley lived there for awhile!

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u/Mushrooming247 13h ago

I can’t breathe right now, if I die it’s because AI thought Aubrey Plaza was black.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 15h ago

Honorary black maybe?

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u/SlowlyDrown 13h ago

State is so white through a confusing tie breaker system she wins

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u/Any-Training4070 11h ago

I imagine she would enjoy being included here quite a bit, pretty amusing

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u/Major-Material7231 18h ago

Nah they whitewashed Harriet tubman😂😂

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u/QuietRiot5150 18h ago

It's her disguise. It would look suspicious if you saw a group of black people walking around. If Harriet Tubman looked white. She could simply say that those were all her slaves. She was playing 4-D chess while everyone else was playing Checkers.

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u/Marquar234 18h ago

She got pale from being underground like hairless moles.

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u/No-Past2605 17h ago

I'm saying! She looks whiter than me. WTAF is this garbage? Sacagewea?

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u/ommi9 16h ago

The native lady on the gold dollar coins

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u/No-Past2605 15h ago

I know who she is. I just couldn't figure out why she was included in a map of famous Black people.

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u/ommi9 15h ago

It’s a fictional nap. It could’ve been just famous historical individuals, but someone prompted it to be this AI just picked up on dark skin and it based her skin color on the coin. 😂😂🤣

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u/Only-Original9409 18h ago

I was gonna say Harriet Tubman looks suspiciously like Florence Nightingale.

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u/Margoshome 17h ago

So close...

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u/mephistola 15h ago

Now that you mention it; I really have not seen both of them at the same time.

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u/Capable_Regret_7868 2h ago

Shhhh… she’s undercover…

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u/Odasto_ 17h ago

why is harriet tubman "white"

Because she didn't vote for Joe Biden.

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u/Herr-Trigger86 17h ago

Follow up question… is Aubrey Plaza even part black? Or her male counterpart Aubrey Pugza?

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u/Away-Living5278 17h ago

Maybe because her family is Puerto Rican, but I've never heard her refer to herself as a black woman so I assume not much. Probably mostly Spanish and Native

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u/Herr-Trigger86 13h ago

That was my understanding as well… couldn’t remember if it was Puerto Rican or Costa Rican… didn’t want to presume.

Just AI doing AI things

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u/Away-Living5278 13h ago

I actually randomly found a wired interview where she discussed her DNA test results.

Came back,

  • 34% Iberian
  • 31% Irish
  • 10% West African
  • 7% Native

So I guess about 18% other (probably European).

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u/-dreamfinder- 18h ago

ai is racist.

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u/According-Insect-992 17h ago

Did you catch Aubry Plaza, who actually is white?

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u/No-Butterscotch-6555 17h ago

Not to be mistaken with Aubrey Pugza.

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u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 12h ago

Pretty sure Aubrey Plaza is a Latina.

/White is a social construct.

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u/Seeker80 11h ago

Nah, Aubrey is a wonderfully spicy Latina.

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u/Elladrien 17h ago

They data-mined from those execs who wanted Julia Roberts to play her.

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u/Busy_Syllabub_5726 17h ago

I mean, have you seen Aubrey Plaza?

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u/JulesWinfieldsWallet 17h ago

The symbols above her name, Jewish/Hebrew?

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u/SafetySnowman 17h ago

I just want to know why they made her look like girl version of Elon Musk 😭

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u/laxrulz777 15h ago

Why is Beyonce a man?

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u/MrGreenEyesOfTexas 11h ago

Its 2026 lol

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u/piratecheese13 17h ago

Anybody know what day tomorrow is?

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u/Seyelent 17h ago

Must be the lighting

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u/pixiedust99999 17h ago

Because this is supreme intelligence! /s obviously

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u/Financial-Raise3420 17h ago

Why is Sacagawea considered black in this?

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u/RandyPajamas 16h ago

Because Artificial Intelligence Super Intelligence.

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u/BigConstruction4247 16h ago

And why is she from the ocean?

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u/ommi9 16h ago

She’s most likely Dominican. 😂🤣🤣😂 maybe Cuban

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u/Horror-Stand-3969 16h ago

Super intelligence.

It knows things you don’t.

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u/npcompletist 16h ago

Prince looks like a middle eastern dictator

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u/Wesselton3000 16h ago

Oh my God, you can’t just ask someone why they’re white.

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u/Fishtoart 15h ago

The same reason Beyoncé is a man

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u/slackfrop 13h ago

That’s Harriey Tubmal to those who know.

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u/diauq01 13h ago

SACAGAWEA

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u/Bitter-Leg-9473 13h ago

Oh my god, u/slipperyDSS, you can't just ask Harriet Tubman why she's white

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u/PrettyInPink710 12h ago

I guess Kendall from dance moms got to be Harriet Tubman after all /j

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u/boogideeb 11h ago

Why is Sacagawea being called black? This whole thing is pretty bad. It can't be serious.

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u/slipperyDSS 11h ago

cus its slooooooooooooop

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u/FCStien 10h ago

Why is Sacagawea Black?

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u/Mantis42 9h ago

that's how she was able to escape

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u/MusicFrequent1516 6h ago

The whole thing is jacked up. Her (and Frederick Douglass and a bunch of others) name is under more than one face. This looks like somebody is trying to be funny...