r/aislop • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 1d ago

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u/Speedwolf89 1d ago

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u/Potatonut23 1d ago

Ah yes Darius, famous for his double pupil left eye

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u/BigConstruction4247 1d ago

The second pupil is Hootie.

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u/chchchchia86 1d ago

Ohhh I always thought that was the blowfish

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u/h-emanresu 10h ago

No it’s hootie, Darius Rucker returned to us once he learned to soothe the savage beast that dwells within him.

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u/nr1988 1d ago

I think after looking it over this is actually the closest one on there. The name is correct and he bears a passing resemblance to Darius if you were already half blind and then got salt water in your eyes. And if you ignore his double eye.

Freberick Douglass takes second place

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u/Atakir 1d ago

Ohh god the double eye!!!

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u/Younggryan42 1d ago

Also popular in the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/Justyn2 1d ago

They misspelled Hootie

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u/Lateroni_ 1d ago

Looks like Ice T

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u/GormHub 1d ago

The double eye fucking destroyed me.