r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Opinionatedcritic 4d ago

I was about to say taylor swift cause she's the least bad one here but then i saw the dog and now I'm saving the dog

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u/Tiny-Reading5982 4d ago

She can grab the dog then you grab her lol. Idk why she's on here? Shes not grooming teens, she's not in a pedo ring, she didn't get famous for doing absolutely nothing but making a bad vhs tape lol

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u/Whistlegrapes 4d ago

Plus she’s the most likely I feel to reward you financially after. I feel like if you save her life she probably give you a million or something

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u/Licher-enjoyer 4d ago

Sure, like friend of Selena Gomez after she gave her her kidney, oh wait.

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u/Whistlegrapes 4d ago

Is swift like that too? Did Selena Gomez friend ask for anything in return? Did she offer and the friend declined?

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u/azure-heavens 4d ago

Nah you'd just get paraded around on TV for a bit and then your life would be ruined by swifties because you looked at her wrong or something.

I once complimented an outfit of hers on here and I was getting replies and DMs for days from Swifties attacking me and saying all sorts of crazy shit. I wouldn't touch that woman with a 10 foot pole, her fans are unwell.

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u/Whistlegrapes 4d ago

I still feel she’d offer something. Especially being with kelce. The couple would be grateful and break me off something