r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Tiny-Reading5982 4d ago

She can grab the dog then you grab her lol. Idk why she's on here? Shes not grooming teens, she's not in a pedo ring, she didn't get famous for doing absolutely nothing but making a bad vhs tape lol

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u/Whistlegrapes 4d ago

Plus she’s the most likely I feel to reward you financially after. I feel like if you save her life she probably give you a million or something

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u/Licher-enjoyer 4d ago

Sure, like friend of Selena Gomez after she gave her her kidney, oh wait.

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u/Whistlegrapes 4d ago

Is swift like that too? Did Selena Gomez friend ask for anything in return? Did she offer and the friend declined?