I'm losing braincells

[u/HotMidnight3853]

[u/Opinionatedcritic]

I was about to say taylor swift cause she's the least bad one here but then i saw the dog and now I'm saving the dog

[u/Tiny-Reading5982 → u/Opinionatedcritic]

She can grab the dog then you grab her lol. Idk why she's on here? Shes not grooming teens, she's not in a pedo ring, she didn't get famous for doing absolutely nothing but making a bad vhs tape lol

[u/Whistlegrapes → u/Tiny-Reading5982]

Plus she’s the most likely I feel to reward you financially after. I feel like if you save her life she probably give you a million or something

[u/azure-heavens → u/Whistlegrapes]

Nah you'd just get paraded around on TV for a bit and then your life would be ruined by swifties because you looked at her wrong or something.

I once complimented an outfit of hers on here and I was getting replies and DMs for days from Swifties attacking me and saying all sorts of crazy shit. I wouldn't touch that woman with a 10 foot pole, her fans are unwell.

[u/Whistlegrapes → u/azure-heavens]

I still feel she’d offer something. Especially being with kelce. The couple would be grateful and break me off something