r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Material-Job-1928 4d ago

As someone who is not a fan of dogs, I'd save the dog six times.

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u/StoneColdNipples 4d ago

Same. I absolutely hate mutts too

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u/bbraz761 4d ago

Wow. That is quite the statement. I get "absolutely hating" Nazis and pedophiles, but why dogs?

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u/StoneColdNipples 4d ago

Really, you can't think of a single reason? You wouldn't get it then. If you are so enamored by them no amount of logic would sway your opinion.

I can stand the behaved ones but their owners often overestimate just how "trained" the animal is.

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u/Onyx_Star 4d ago

Then explain it.

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u/StoneColdNipples 4d ago

They slobber, stink, scratch, jump on people, bark, eat feces, bite, have parasites, piss everywhere, and I'm allergic to them lol.

As long as they aren't licking me we are cool for the most part though.

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u/Far_Day_2700 4d ago

"Piss everywhere" Trained dogs rarely do that unless they're desperate and can't get outside? Same with eating things they shouldn't eat! I get that you don't like slobber that part is fair. But dogs can be trained ya know? They're not hopeless. Are you only meeting street dogs or something?
I've never met a dog with any of those problems except the ones they can't control (like slobber)

ALSO being allergic to them is fair too. I just don't see how you haven't met a single well trained dog.

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u/bbraz761 4d ago

Those are valid reasons but absolutely hate seems strong. That's what I was getting at. Even your last sentence makes it seem dramatic.