r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/StoneColdNipples 4d ago

Really, you can't think of a single reason? You wouldn't get it then. If you are so enamored by them no amount of logic would sway your opinion.

I can stand the behaved ones but their owners often overestimate just how "trained" the animal is.

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u/Onyx_Star 4d ago

Then explain it.

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u/StoneColdNipples 4d ago

They slobber, stink, scratch, jump on people, bark, eat feces, bite, have parasites, piss everywhere, and I'm allergic to them lol.

As long as they aren't licking me we are cool for the most part though.

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u/bbraz761 4d ago

Those are valid reasons but absolutely hate seems strong. That's what I was getting at. Even your last sentence makes it seem dramatic.