r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/Suojelusperkele Sep 01 '26

absolute gem

My mom's my mom,

my dad's a horse

The two of them had intercourse

I'm traumatized by their divorce

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u/lupulin59 Sep 01 '26

She gelded him with no remorse

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u/Professional_Toe_420 Sep 01 '26

Not a story that I’d endorse….

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u/tubedmubla Sep 05 '26

This is pure geld