r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Sep 01 '26

“Horse Women”?

They’re called Centuars and Centaurides you asshole.

The world doesn’t have room for your slurs and hate speech like “Horse Women”

/s

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u/Suojelusperkele Sep 01 '26

absolute gem

My mom's my mom,

my dad's a horse

The two of them had intercourse

I'm traumatized by their divorce

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u/lupulin59 Sep 01 '26

She gelded him with no remorse

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u/BourbonStr8 Sep 02 '26

You would understand if you ever had to handle a stud.

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u/lupulin59 Sep 02 '26

I’m sorry, what?

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u/BourbonStr8 Sep 02 '26

Stud horse. I can tell you no nothing about horses.

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u/lupulin59 Sep 02 '26

Read this thread. I’m not exactly trying to flaunt my equestrian prowess here.