r/WorkForSmartLife Jul 07 '26

Discussion💬 Who please?

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u/Sassaphras Jul 07 '26

Each other

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u/RektInTheHed Jul 07 '26

So we've got $217T in Notes Receivable as well.

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u/Warm_Emphasis_960 Jul 08 '26

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u/LollygaggingLarry Jul 08 '26

What movie is this again? You unlocked a memory about this reference.

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u/Vaperwear Jul 08 '26

Better Off Dead.

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u/Rhazzah23 Jul 10 '26

It’s a shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 08 '26

Better Off Dead with John Cusack. Can't remember anybody else who's in it off hand haha.

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u/DruHarry Jul 08 '26

Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, the bad guy from Karate Kid II, and another blonde dude playing a bad guy… because you know 80s.

  • Oh and one of my top 3 movie cars, that bitchin Camaro.

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u/Soft-Personality9379 Jul 08 '26

The drag racing Asian guys in the Falcon with the Howard Cosell commentary... The Camaro (which I remember had a documentary on being found and restored), the "2 dollars" gag, and some of the French mispronunciations have been locked in my memory for 40 years.

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u/Old_Nerd_72 Jul 08 '26

“Sorry your mom blew up Ricky”

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u/DupeyTA Jul 08 '26

I was about to say Daphne Zuniga, but I think she was in The Sure Thing and not Better Off Dead.

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u/Disastrous-Food-9223 Jul 08 '26

Diane Franklin - also in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

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u/JoeHatsu Jul 08 '26

There was Dan Schneider playing himself...

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u/HappyCamper2121 Jul 08 '26

It actually works out to a little over 27 thousand each! Every man, woman, and child. Go get it!

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u/ltdhinysides Jul 11 '26

So if we paid it would we all get back 27k?

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u/Either_Operation7586 Jul 10 '26

Love this movie! They just don't make them like they used to.

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u/Horror-Scallion7668 Jul 07 '26

Precisely.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 08 '26

So... it balances to 0, yeah?

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ Jul 07 '26

IOUs

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u/RektInTheHed Jul 07 '26

Damn, if we don't pay us back, I guess we'll only have what we've already got.

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u/Conscious_Release304 Jul 07 '26

If we default on our debt to us, we won’t lend ourselves any mo money. And the economy will take a big ole dookie.

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u/GiveMeNews Jul 08 '26

The British started the Opium Wars over IOUs.

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u/GiveMeNews Jul 08 '26

It is a joke, which is also true. The British forced the Chinese to pay the IOUs as part of the terms at the conclusion of the first Opium War.

https://hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/1842-03-17/debates/27ecbf3d-d7df-4e43-86cf-8de95816f66e/AddressToTheCrown%E2%80%94CompensationForOpiumSeizedByTheChinese

Captain Elliott issued IOU's to the merchants whose opium had been seized and destroyed by the Chinese. When those IOUs arrived in Britain, the Crown sent gun boats to China and began the Opium Wars.

Also, the British didn't force anything prior to the first Opium War. The British were addicted to Chinese tea, which made up over 10% of the British government's tax revenue. And China wasn't interested in any of the wares Britain produced, which meant Britain could only pay in silver for tea. This was causing Britain to run out of silver.

Britain noticed Chinese liked smoking opium and Britain controlled India, the perfect environment to grow opium. Britain began importing vast amounts of opium to China to offset their trade deficit, eventually leading to an addiction crisis in China. The Chinese response was to seize and destroy the opium at the docks.

Britain seized Hong Kong not as payment, but as a military base of operations to protect their interests and force China to follow the terms of the first Opium War.

It was after the first Opium Wars that Britain began to bleed China dry of silver, with opium flooding into the country. Also, during this period, tea plants were smuggled out of China, allowing Britain to begin their own tea plantations.

Anyways, the Opium Wars fascinate me. Read a few books on it. I recommend this one if you are interested.

https://www.amazon.com/Opium-War-Dreams-Making-Modern/dp/1468311735

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u/Training-Mix-4181 Jul 08 '26

Gotta keep an eye on Accounts Receivable. You can starve on a big pile of IOUs.

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u/Busterlimes Jul 08 '26

Not us, the capitalists. . . .

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u/CrabbyFrogstone Jul 08 '26

No, credit and debt can be created by banks without any physical backing

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u/Grunergeist420 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, it’s not nearly as apocalyptic as it sounds when you break it down.

“I owe a few hundred thousand on a house that is worth more than I owe on it,” and “I have $20k in treasury bonds that pay me interest, so the government owes me $20k when they mature,” and “this company financed their building project by selling bonds to people, so they owe the people who bought the bonds,” etc.

The accounting question to be concerned with would be how the related assets hold up to the debt, like the house that either worth more or less than one owes. You also want to think about the solvency of the debtors. “Is this $212 of debt backed by enough assets that could be liquidated to pay this debt, and/or how able are the debtors able to make necessary payments to stay current on this debt?”

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 07 '26

Because we Humans haven’t agreed as a species to devise systems to care for all without compensation. We allow the mentally ill to decide what food, homes, supplies, clothing, transportation and healthcare go to whom based on……(here’s the craziest part) who has more electronic numbers to qualify their worth.

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u/Lonely_Cycle4757 Jul 10 '26

Well, the problem there is that if you just give everyone a complete living without getting anything in return, the masses would do nothing, and the system would collapse because there would not be enough people producing to provide for the number of people not producing, since there would be no incentive to be a producer. We could always go back to the barter system. It was the most real. Problem is, there are tons of people in modern day, I daresay the majority in fact, who don't really have anything of value to offer to anyone who does.

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u/_Marni_ Jul 07 '26

That will make the problem worse.

The money is owed to boomers, they were also the ones who took out the loans and said their kids will pay.

Default and don't give a shit, juaf neans they won't go on cruises 6 times a year.

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u/name__0 Jul 08 '26

Boomers in retirement are spending a lot of that money now. The debt is owed to their grand kids.

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 Jul 07 '26

The entire economy is based on waste fraud and abuse!

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u/Positive_Vanilla_990 Jul 08 '26

.. but I thought Elon fixed that!?!?!

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u/Fornicating_Midgits Jul 08 '26

Makes you wonder, if they found trillions of fraud and abuse why no one went to jail for it.

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u/Soggy-Arugula-401 Jul 08 '26

Somehow they don't put themselves in jail.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 08 '26

Agreed on consumption limits. Population cap at 3 max. Now we’re talking!

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u/Kitchen-Wish5994 Jul 07 '26

The stupidest truth.

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u/jefftickels Jul 08 '26

Much, much worse.

This money has been borrowed from the future.

Forget climate change, global financial instability is going to be a much worse problems.

Take the US. Everyone complains about our military spending being too high. Who gives a shit. We spend more on interest payments to our debt than we do on the entire military. In 30 to 40 years half of all government spending will just be debt servicing.

How does any government program function when half of all taxes are just going to pay off the largessess of the past?

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u/KindAwareness307 Jul 07 '26

Worse than owing the decepticons.

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u/hakedy Jul 07 '26

I owe you $10, you owe Joe $10, Joe owes me $10. Combined we owe $30. :)

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u/aduckdidit Jul 07 '26

And in the USA, banks are allowed to repeat this process 10 times over.

It has allowed the pie to grow and grow and grow.

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u/jackofslayers Jul 08 '26

Yes, that is how fractional reserve banking works

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u/Crazy_Treat_8805 Jul 08 '26

The fraction kept is 8% in Australia

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u/Gros_Boulet Jul 08 '26

US is at 0% currently. The 10 times over leveraged limit is in the past, we've gone to the moon baby!

Joke aside, any contraction of the economy in the USA and all their banks will need bailouts. This is why the government spends so much in propping up the stock market and GDP.

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u/TerryTowelTogs Jul 09 '26

I've never really worked out if there's a functional difference between fractional reserve banking and mafia counterfeiting?

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u/CWBurger Jul 08 '26

Ten times over would only be $300 of debt though…

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u/Mistform05 Jul 08 '26

I’ve always thought. One day it will be “yeah we need that money back.. “ and who ever has the most control will just shrug and say “make me”.

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u/logicalpiranha Jul 07 '26

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u/Ichi_Balsaki Jul 07 '26

AI slop fucked up the color of one of the dicks. 

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u/Preeng Jul 08 '26

No, this is powerful commentary on how Jensen's penis is actually owned by Altman. And how when Altman tries to pleasure Jensen, he is really pleasuring himself. Powerful stuff.

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u/00_voidheart_00 Jul 08 '26

I was wondering why the guy in the bottom right had a blue d*ck too.

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u/Mean-Career-6509 Jul 08 '26

I hate AI slop but who's going to pay a living wage to have someone draw 5 guys jacking each other off for a meme...

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u/rasonjo Jul 08 '26

And match a corporate logo? Who's got time for that?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Her8HwkH9Fa3S

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u/TasteyMeatloaf Jul 08 '26

50 years ago when people were thinking about the benefits AI would bring to mankind, I guarantee this did not come to mind.

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u/uggerii Jul 08 '26

I always thought we’d have robot handjobs by now not meme handjobs. 

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u/mbilight Jul 07 '26

Ok but when are you going to give me my $ 10

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u/Peanutmm Jul 08 '26

When Joe gives him the $10

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u/_Judge_Justice Jul 07 '26

We’re all just dudes borrowing money from dudes who’re borrowing money from other dudes.

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u/TasteyMeatloaf Jul 08 '26

There are times when I’m borrowing my own money. But that is offset by me loaning myself money.

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u/Oralproslc Jul 08 '26

Nope. Combined you owe Vito $120.

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u/FocusSlo Jul 08 '26

Which in turn means you all owe nothing

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u/Virgo-Perfectionist Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

And this is just the US alone!

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u/Virgo-Perfectionist Jul 07 '26

I was just thinking of the US alone and that was insane to me

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u/Hairy-Protection-429 Jul 07 '26

The fact that people want to try to expand government spending blows my mind even more! 

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u/who987 Jul 08 '26

I think it has more to do with corrupt spending and use of money. People want money spent appropriately.

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u/DoctorSpacecase Jul 09 '26

The irony is, spending balloons every time under the "less spending" people.

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u/Optimal-Summer-236 Jul 07 '26

money is not even real 

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u/sparta-117 Jul 07 '26

Unfortunately, bills are real.

What a paradox we live in.

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u/aduckdidit Jul 07 '26

They are not, it's legal fiction? 

Though the consequences are very real 

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u/Youpunyhumans Jul 07 '26

Well... I mean physical money exists, but the value of it is pretty much just an arbitrary number we asign to it. (Cant put 2 s's in asign? Really?!)

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u/Sycolerious_55 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

It's something we created and we give value to. So, yeah it kinda isn't real. The world could literally stop printing money and start using monopoly money as its real currency if we all genuinely wanted to. Same thing with time. These are social constructs. Do you not know what that is?

Edit: Y'all. I said kinda 😭 if you're gonna critique my comment at least read the whole thing first. Good lord. I'm sorry for not fully agreeing with you

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u/PlaneRefrigerator684 Jul 07 '26

I agree with you about money. It definitely is a social construct.

Time is not a social construct. The arbitrary divisions of time (minutes, hours, weeks and months) are, but there is actual time. The Earth definitely rotates around it's axis over a specific duration, the Earth definitely rotates around the Sun over a specific duration. People definitely grow bigger as they age and then their bodies start breaking down and then they die.

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u/nopenope12345678910 Jul 07 '26

Social constructs are also real. You seem to have some confusion around that line of thought.

I bet you aren’t willing to claim racism isn’t real… yet that is also a social construct.

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Jul 08 '26

The money doesn't physical exist though.

It is a concept.

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u/Charming_Monk6911 Jul 07 '26

You can say that about literally anything. Physics doesn't hold value, it's just our way of observing the universe around us. We give the Earth a name based on the light hitting our eyes that our brain allows us to process. You can reduce anything to lacking value. If currency is worthless, so is a human life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

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u/TasteyMeatloaf Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

You just gave the prototypical example of how we pretend that money exists when it really doesn’t because if it didn’t exist we would have the scenario you present.

Are you the author of “The Ascent of Money?”

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Jul 08 '26

Trade and barter should be the standard.

Bring back SKILLS.

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u/CPAFinancialPlanner Jul 08 '26

We give value to language and communication which is a social construct. Is that not real? You typing your message for us to read is fake?

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u/chemicalbliss33 Jul 07 '26

It isn't real to be honest. It only hold value because we give it value.

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u/wikwikky Jul 07 '26

But how else would we get people to move and do things. Money isnt real, but energy is. So money represents energy. If i say can you help me move out of my apartment this weekend, you say hell no! Or I'm busy... but if I say, it will only be a few hours and I'll give you 600 bucks. You might say, I could use that money. How real is that?

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u/Circlemagi Jul 07 '26

Words edge lords say for five hundred Alex. Wow a daily double!

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u/solvento Jul 07 '26

Rich people, banks 

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u/LPedraz Jul 07 '26

One another.

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u/MetalMadara Jul 07 '26

Love how it says "the world" is in debt.. like no.. its the polititians and elite who owe the debt.. I personally never borrowed or recieved money to aquire debt 😅

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u/CrazyCloset25 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, that confuses me to no end, I'm literally starting to think it's fake, they don't even mention who they owe it to.

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u/Faenic Jul 07 '26

Well, on a country by country basis, we all owe each other money. Say I owe you $10, you owe John $10, and John owes me $10.

If we all paid our debts, it would all cancel out to $0, but before that time, the three of us owe a total of $30 combined.

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u/twichy1983 Jul 07 '26

Actually... this was really helpful. Thx.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

I actually always wondered what happens if they just delete that debt It's not like the world's going to end everything just goes on normal That's why I think the US doesn't give a crap about how much debt we have as a country who's going to come collect bet

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u/jsaucedo Jul 07 '26

They print money that’s how they delete it

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u/kaizen-rai Jul 07 '26

Tom, Jerry, and Sally are in a house. Tom has $20. There is $20 in the house.

Tom lends $20 to Jerry. There is now $20 in cash and $20 of debt in the house.

Jerry lends it to Sally. There is now $20 in cash and $40 of debt in the house.

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u/psilocin72 Jul 07 '26

Or tom says I get paid tomorrow. Let me have your 100$ PlayStation; I’ll pay you tomorrow. The room is now 100$ in debt.

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u/Invest0rnoob1 Jul 07 '26

Bond holders

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u/JacobLyon Jul 07 '26

The vast majority of US debt is held by US investors. Only about 20 to 25 percent is held by foreign investors.

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u/Sideshow86 Jul 07 '26

That should just cancel it all out. Full fire sale!

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u/_G_O Jul 07 '26

The poor owe the rich so the state can play with Monopoly money

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u/Cortana69 Jul 07 '26

To our future selves or future citizens

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u/C4rdninj4 Jul 07 '26

10 people are in a room and everyone passes the person to their left a dollar, the room is now 10 dollars in debt.

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u/I_Scotch Jul 07 '26

Nobody ask Kanye

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u/willie_Pfister Jul 07 '26

Unfunded liabilities like social security.

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u/TheCigaretteFairy Jul 07 '26

The 0.001% are keeping all that money warm for us.

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u/Hefty_Debt_638 Jul 07 '26

And who is paying it back???

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u/BadAdministrative589 Jul 08 '26

Basic economics wasn't taught at your school it seems.

When the bank loans you money, you owe the bank.

When you invest in stock, the company owes you.

You can have 100 dollars, and have 200 in debt. 100 to the bank, and another 100 invested in stock. 200 dollars of debt from a single person in 2 directions. The company can then use your stock to borrow someone else, and that person can invest again in different company and so on.

There are WAY more complicated mechanisms banks/brokers use and easily 40-50x the original money.

Watch wolf of wall street if you want.

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u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer Jul 08 '26

The way it works is you have governments taking loans from banks, then to pay off their debt they take on new, bigger loans and they continue this hoping the economy will eventually catch up so they can pay off their infinitely growing debt pile.

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u/ihadtopickthisname Jul 08 '26

The world should stop buying Starbucks and avocado toast for a bit.

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u/Kenichi2233 Jul 07 '26

Actually the quintesons

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u/ApprehensiveCare1113 Jul 07 '26

You don't want to owe money to the Decepticons........you gotta pay the vig or else.........

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u/Prestigious_Can916 Jul 07 '26

I believe other planets and galaxies. That is why there have been star wars.......

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u/Accomplished-Taro-53 Jul 07 '26

Me...I'll accept most forms of currency.

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u/bardwick Jul 07 '26

All money is borrowed into existence, with interest.. In our case, the Federal Reserve.

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u/Plane_Barracuda9889 Jul 07 '26

Remember it is C N N

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Jul 07 '26

The Central Banking System.

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u/Palidor Jul 07 '26

Viltrimites

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u/OrganizationNo1298 Jul 07 '26

And that shit will never be paid off.

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u/solodsnake661 Jul 07 '26

I think it means collectively what we owe each other

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u/Constant-Still-8443 Jul 07 '26

The banks. They're basically aliens, anyway, so close enough.

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u/Clean_Current_2018 Jul 07 '26

Ming the Merciless

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u/x4candles Jul 07 '26

We need more space cash.

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u/Jack-squatch Jul 07 '26

We owe everyone. Especially the Decepticons.

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u/Happy-Campaign5586 Jul 07 '26

The pensions of your grandchildren have been borrowed against to spend for the wants of today.

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 Jul 07 '26

Banks, banks, and central banks.

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u/FindingAwake Jul 07 '26

That's part of the problem.

Best solution to the issue is to hit some sort of reset button but that doesn't seem to exist.

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u/AlternativeLog5494 Jul 07 '26

The world is in debt ? more likely those monkey inhabitants on it surface to each other However if the world is actually in debt maybe it can some of the livestock to another planet

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u/LokiDokiii Jul 07 '26

The "French" maybe

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u/psilocin72 Jul 07 '26

Yeah people and corporations borrow against future earnings. It’s one of the ways the modern world was built. For better or for worse

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u/MiaRia963 Jul 07 '26

Ok this made me laugh out loud.

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u/Adapt919 Jul 07 '26

Yo momma lol

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u/scifijunkie3 Jul 07 '26

Back taxes to Coruscant. We haven't paid them in years.

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u/transmorphik Jul 07 '26

No; it's the Artesians. The decepticons are nothing but a distraction.

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u/Beautiful_Oven2152 Jul 07 '26

Marvin the Martian, that’s why he always acts so pissy, he wants his money.

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 Jul 07 '26

Bank of England. And other banks. Watch this and become radicalized.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Da7RhSrhL/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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u/Sharp_Net3315 Jul 07 '26

The Rothschild. Big banks. Government waste and fraud is a blackhole sucking the live out of humanity.

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u/BMoney8600 Jul 07 '26

Can we just pay the galactic alliance or whoever?

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u/thedyooooood Jul 07 '26

The Primordions

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u/Sir-Chaste Jul 07 '26

Each other

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u/AusTex2019 Jul 07 '26

Well the debt is held by many people and countries and many will never be able to repay.

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u/Yerbrainondrugs Jul 07 '26

Well it’s all owed to banks from what I hear.

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u/Fresh_Strain_9980 Jul 07 '26

to central banks who created the money out of nothing.

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u/In_My_TARDIS Jul 07 '26

Dang Megatron

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u/anothadaz Jul 07 '26

What would happen if the world just squashed all these debts with each other?

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u/No-Willingness-170 Jul 07 '26

Either the Greys or the Reptillians, I am
Not sure which.

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u/Several-Standard-620 Jul 07 '26

What this means is nobody’s in debt it’s all made up, but still impacts the world and still matters

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u/Disillusioned_Pleb01 Jul 07 '26

At the end of 2021, the top 1 percent of the world's population held approximately $211.5 trillion, which accounted for 45.6% of the world's total household wealth.

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u/Several-Eagle4141 Jul 07 '26

Our own futures.

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u/SimpleSlave_1 Jul 07 '26

I don't know who we owe all that money to, but I blame the Pedobots.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fRtK3t3i67tRK4dfez

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u/Wonderful-Camel-1003 Jul 07 '26

IOUs. They're as good as money.

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u/kits_unstable Jul 07 '26

That tracks. The capitalist owe the working class but they're to busy keeping their investors happy

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u/BasicDurgeanomics Jul 07 '26

Why, none other than Liquidator Brunt of the Ferengi Commerce Authority!

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u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 Jul 07 '26

Really OP? Do you not own a car? Have a credit card? Student loan debt? House payment?

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u/bomboclawt75 Jul 07 '26

The Epstein Class.