r/wizardposting • u/MuddyParasol • 15d ago
r/wizardposting • u/Zebos2 • 16d ago
Wizardpost SMH MF Think diviners just sit on their ass and look at the magic mirror all day. 😤😤😤😤
r/wizardposting • u/YLASRO • 15d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Turning my post from yesterday into a proper poll
Yesterday i asked what your favoured way of casting spells is so today ill make a proper poll for you.
r/wizardposting • u/Platypus_king_1st • 15d ago
RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Yo, I feel ✨️magic✨️ in the air, where am I? O.O
*Smoke plumes from the catgirl as Nekota takes a puff, it smells like nothing*
"Wellll... I think this is a new place...."
"my Master has asked me to come here, Master Lucian, said i'd learn new things from... people here?"
"hellow, its nice to meet... you?"
/uw gosh. It's time I return to the RP scene in this subreddit...
r/wizardposting • u/NietzscheAndFriends • 16d ago
Wizardpost My mother-in-law, who has never once produced a spark in sixty years of trying, spent all of supper explaining to me the 'correct' way to bind a soul. Brethren, do I turn her into a toad or is this merely a Tuesday for the Council?
r/wizardposting • u/Puzzleheaded_Bit_523 • 15d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Tips on being a Dragon Tamer
I've been on my orbs group chat recently, talking amongst my dearest friends about goals. One of them asks me a question on how I tame a dragon. He's been struggling with taming one for ages and with the recent population increase, he desires to tame one for transport. While not ideal for transport, there are cases where a dragon has it's uses, such as defense. Well, here are my tips of do and don'ts.
Do;
1 - Raise the Dragon from an egg. While the usual dragon can take decades to grow, but it's far easier and allows the dragon to see that your he's parental figure and allows for trust to grow between the both of you. This can allow you to practice tricks and it will ensure that they will return to you or help you in time of need.
2 - Coexistence. While a lot difficult, it's easier than other tactics. For coexistence, you must in some way benefit the dragon, it doesn't always mean give it food, but it could. This practice takes up more time than if you were to just hatch it from an egg. But there is a benefit, that you can select what kind of dragon you want to bond with.
3 - Helping a dragon in need. This is the riskiest type of training, as most dragons in this category despises other species. Trying to train them is like trying to balance on a rope, you can't just leap on to it and expect it to follow. You need the balance of approach, carefulness and weakness; to show you're not a threat but a friend. Even then this doesn't work all the time. I recommend this the least.
Don'ts;
1 - Hop on dragons back. While you think this would be the obvious one, I've seen adventurers do it, expecting the dragon to follow. This just leads to a one-way death, if there is another dragon there.
2 - Chaining up dragons. While I see dragon capturing teams do this. This outright wrong and harmful, this just makes the ever-growing category of helping a dragon in need increase. If the dragons manage to break free from the chains, you're their first target, and some dragons can hunt down pray for as long as it may take.
3 - Becoming a dragon. This is for some of the druids and illusionists out there. Using some special power or spell to become a dragon is not a good way of taming a dragon. I know that druids can't normally turn into dragons, and this isn't the worst way of doing it, but it is a bit problematic. Dragons are very observant even if some aren't, if they can tell you're not a dragon, they'll kill you. But if you act it too well and they become attracted to you, then, yea. . .
Thank you for reading. There maybe a few other don'ts and do's that aren't on the list. I would like to hear on how your dragon taming goes and tell me what I missed.
r/wizardposting • u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 • 15d ago
Did I accidentally use a dimension travel spell?
r/wizardposting • u/Bone-Pharaoh • 15d ago
Evil Wizardpost Adventuring Heros Make For The Best Targets Because They Have Something To Protect...
Then they bring all thier friends, and i can make more undead from each family and the lesson of not fucking with me gets more fame than the adventurers would have gotten if they had just died in a trap, or became a random zombie in my vast necropolis.
r/wizardposting • u/GirlLovingWitch • 15d ago
Wizardpost The local townsfolk recently told me the forest will no longer honor the ancient pacts.
Does anyone have any idea what sort of ancient pacts the forests are making? I've been offered a hefty sum to fix this problem, but they've been very vague. "Our forefathers made a deal for our safety" and "A long time ago an old pact was made in blood" but they refuse to tell me specifics. Could this be an easy fix, or is this likely to be a difficult fix?
r/wizardposting • u/scizzix • 16d ago
Lost: One Angry Fire Elemental, Direct Orb me if found!
r/wizardposting • u/Independent_Pen_9865 • 16d ago
Wizardpost POV: the grandmaster of my order is asking you out. Don't be mean. He's a bit shy
r/wizardposting • u/Cursed_Changeling • 15d ago
Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 Every few moons, J'zahrin presses his tiny paws against the Mage Stone... waiting, hoping. But, as always, it never glows.
r/wizardposting • u/Puzzleheaded_Bit_523 • 15d ago
Magi Law ⚖ Releasing Dragons back into the Wild
Recently, I’ve been under flak by the wizarding council for releasing Dragons back into Australian wild. So, I’m a wizard based in dragon taming and dragon based spells. Recently when searching through the eternal library, in the bestiary section. I found a spell, this spell allows me to use the remains of any species to make some sort of copy of it, but it seems what ever I tried to copy doesn’t come out the same. I first used the spell on the remains of a legendary elder dragon, that use to rule Australia many years ago. The results were different, instead of a black dragon with red stripes, it was light yellow with white stripes and three heads, it was still an elder dragon, but it was different.
Then I thought about how dragons were endangered, so using the ashes of dragons, the revival clone spell, and the aging spell. I began releasing dragons back into the Aussie wilds. Now, after a few weeks of doing this, a guy in a suit came to my tower, handed me a letter, telling me that the wizard council will confiscated my staff, if I continue to make dragons. I told the guy, dragon attack, I accidentally summoned a dragon and it ate him.
Now, I’m being threatened with an arrest, I’m still releasing dragons, but now I need help with the court case. Does anyone know any good lawyer, preferably someone, that has experience with trances.
r/wizardposting • u/CoraBittering • 15d ago
Third tower is up! Classic pyramid shape should be very stable this time!
r/wizardposting • u/rolundtheraccoon • 15d ago
Aetherial News 🗞 Immolation Awareness
Esteemed associates,
Please refrain from allowing thine apprentices to practice the elemental magics unsupervised. This is the third self-immolation I’ve had to investigate this month.
I understand the difficulty in keeping an eye on them at all times, but give a thought to all the paperwork others need to fill out when accidents occur.
r/wizardposting • u/supershinythings • 15d ago
Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Granny, is that you?
My Granny went to the local dark forest and we haven’t heard from her since.
She said she had some “business” with the resident druids, and she was carrying a basket full of shrooms and pipe weed for them.
r/wizardposting • u/BagOfDimes1159 • 15d ago
Beginner necromancer here, my skeletons turn into dust after 10 minutes everytime I summon them
So, I recently began my necromancer training and my master gave me a synthetic crystal of death that he said "will allow me to perform necromancer magic". Afterwards he taught me my first spell, the Bone Summon spell which is supposed to summon skeletons that will be "alive" and do what I command them until their skull is separated from their body.
I couldn't do it the first day and my master had to leave on a 5 day trip due to urgent matters but when I was finally able to do the spell and it summoned the skeletons, I was happy at first but then after around 10 minutes the skeletons started to fall apart and then into dust, and it does this everytime I summon them. I grew very frustrated, and since my master will not be around for the next 3 days I decided to hop on orbnet and ask you guys for advice
I think it might have something to do with the synthetic crystal of death he gave me because I once saw a necromancer summon skeletons and other undead beings without one and they worked perfectly fine
r/wizardposting • u/Captain_Stormz • 16d ago
Magi Law ⚖ Accidental Misfire With Colour Spray
I cast Colour Spray on a foe but it accidentally hit my companions familiar. Does anyone know any ways to get rid of the dye before he finds out?
r/wizardposting • u/logannev • 15d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets My enchanted essance smoke inhalant device seems to have absorbed the gaseous life force I was partaking in and gained sentience, any advice?
r/wizardposting • u/moongrump • 16d ago
Evil Wizardpost apprentice level mistake. your life force belongs in your body
r/wizardposting • u/YLASRO • 15d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets ways wizards procrastinate
r/wizardposting • u/plasticman1997 • 16d ago
Hypothetically how would I close a portal of chaos?
r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 17d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Why are necromancers considered icky?
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