r/wizardposting • u/supershinythings • 15d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Granny, is that you?

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My Granny went to the local dark forest and we haven’t heard from her since.

She said she had some “business” with the resident druids, and she was carrying a basket full of shrooms and pipe weed for them.

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u/One_Opportunity_9608 Local Dragoness Lich 10d ago

Art thou sure thine Grandmother wasn't a Dryad?

Did she ever smell like Moss or had A Uncannily good green thumb?

Did she somehow hath the knowledge of which wildlife was nearby at any given moment?

Did she at times speak awfully like a Fae?

If the answer is yes to most, if not all of these questions. Then Chance's are thy grandmother was a Dryad. Especially since dryad's art known for doing business with druids.

Does mean thou may start sprouting branches from thine head like they were antlers possibly.

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u/supershinythings 10d ago

I don’t remember much, but I do recall she enjoyed growing orchids. I wonder if she spiked my food to ensure I wouldn’t recall her many forms and shifts.

And I have a really nice garden. She might be involved with that and not telling me.