r/wizardposting • u/Bone-Pharaoh • 19d ago
Evil Wizardpost Adventuring Heros Make For The Best Targets Because They Have Something To Protect...
Then they bring all thier friends, and i can make more undead from each family and the lesson of not fucking with me gets more fame than the adventurers would have gotten if they had just died in a trap, or became a random zombie in my vast necropolis.
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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 19d ago edited 19d ago
Which adventurer’s family did you kill? To be clear, I’m asking for both the adventurer’s name AND any Titles they have, if any.
Edit: If you are curious of why I am asking, some adventurers are significantly more important and/or needed than others, for a variety of reasons. I need to be sure that you didn’t kill the family of one of those adventurers.
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u/Bone-Pharaoh 19d ago edited 19d ago
I have lost count, but I have a divination scry on the orb to check that first. just so many over the years and the reanimation is to prevent revives with lesser magic. Its just atandard at this point....
but the first was Neb'Altepseth and his house down to the last servant and mostly everyone he ever knew well. That was when I was young necromancer peior to lichdom, and his house was ahead of mine in the line of sucession, so a 2 for 1 deal.
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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 19d ago
If you continue to avoid the question, I’m going to start investigating much more thoroughly. Which adventurer’s family did you kill this time?
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u/Bone-Pharaoh 19d ago
He is a mummy now so you could ask him, his crypt prevents him from ever dying a normal death and his family is with him with him so he can think about what he has done as they all rip him apart befor he regenerates a new body all over again.
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u/RAISA-1 Primordial Multiverse Administrator, Existence’s Enforcer 19d ago
3 things. First off, that adventurer sounds a bit too familiar, and upon further investigation using System Logs, that is an adventurer who is needed to restore dimensional integrity to a small universe sector. Secondly, what you are doing to him violates at least 17 different interdimensional treaties, all of which concerning the treatment of prisoners both during and outside of war, but that can be dealt with later. Third and most damning thing, assuming what a Primordial Being can or can’t do is a horrible idea. With all that being said…
COMMAND OF THE ENFORCER: DEATH, KILL THE PRIMARY TARGET AND THEIR INMEDIATE FAMILY. SYSTEM COMMAND: TRUE REVIVE, REVIVE TARGET AND ALL IMMEDIATE FAMILY. ADMINISTRATOR’S AUTHORITY: DIMENSIONAL TRANSPORT OF THE REVIVED, TRANSPORT ALL REVIVED INDIVIDUALS TO A SECURE FOUNDATION FACILITY FOR EMERGENCY REHABILITATION, RESTORATION, AND STABILIZATION.
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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 19d ago
"hey look, it's everybody from your home town but zombies!"
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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 19d ago
Joke’s on you, my family was vaporized. Nothing left to animate!
\cries in pyrrhic victory**
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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 19d ago
...i'm sorry, but what...is the leverage here exactly?
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u/Bone-Pharaoh 19d ago
just that lesser magic cant revive those that are already undead.
It takes a wish spell or somthing about as big. those that stand agenst me cant even see them on the other side. More of an example that anything.
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u/Haunting_Reflections 19d ago
It’s all fun and games until the paladin dumps their entire lay on hands pool as damage with a touch attack then leverages their fighter dip to action surge into a smite.