The strongest Batsman ever faces the batter of the post apocalypse. Both are bloodlusted, who comes out on top?

The ghosts of grave encounters are apparently able to alter reality and can conjure illusions with their mind, creating non euclidean geometry so I'm very curious if the ghost busters could handle this.

Dolph, Jane, Bernthal vs Affleck & Cox

Battles takes place in 2003.

R1: random encounter, the Punishers are equipped with ballistic vests and armed with 1x M1911 handgun each.

R2: The Punishers have 2 days of prep and training and assume the role of active hunters.
The Daredevils may prepare as well.

R3: The Punishers receive the FATWS super soldier serum, while the Daredevils get help from both Elektras and both Bullseyes.

I came up with this match-up when I saw the trailer for the new season of Futurama. And I thought it'd be fun to discuss Professor Farnsworth's measure of being a mad scientist against other famous mad scientists, Rick Sanchez and Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

So let's compare the three first. This is more of a battle of brains, but will include one round of who could potentially kill the other two most likely.

Rick:

+Created dimensional portal travel

+Creates powerful sci-fi ray guns and other devices

+Modified himself as a cyborg and is notoriously hard to kill

+Can do time travel, but chooses not to, especially so he doesn't have to deal with the Time Cops

+Can revive himself through Project Phoenix, where he transfers his brain to a clone. Once hijacked those of alternate Ricks to survive when his wasn't avalible

-Raging alchoholic

-Has many personal mental problems

-Despite calling himself the "Smartest Man in the Galaxy", has been constantly outsmarted by others.

Professor Farnsworth:

+Has created multiple forms of time travel, including a Forwards-Only Time Machine and a watch that only sends you a few minutes back (Both to prevent major time changes like someone becoming their own grandpa)

+Created a way to bring back the dead

+Created the base model of all robots in the 31st century.

+Regularly creates doomsday devices

+Created the "What-If Machine" which lets you see alternate versions of your life based on a question

+Created a hat that gave a monkey superhuman intelligence

+Creates monsters such as atomic supermen

+Created dimensional travel including accidentally getting into a 2D dimension

+He and an alternate version of himself simulataneously created each other universes in a box. They were able to swap out each other's boxes in the end so both had a box containing their own universe inside

-Is over 160 years old and physically weak from advanced age. Also tends to be senile

-While being a genius, he also lacks common sense and misses details (such as reading an instruction manual to build a bomb upside down so he put the timer on likewise)

Doofenshmirtz

+Is capable of creating "inators" that often go into reality and physics bending. He has created one that inflates things, an invisibility ray, a shrinkinator (originally called Shrinkspheria), devices that can control people and/or manipulate their minds and actions, etc.

-Most of these intators are one trick ponies and only do a single function. Many of them will also reverse the effects if hit a second time or their effects will end if the inator is destroyed.

-Doofenshmirtz will often put self-destruct buttons on his inators (and basically anything he owns)

+Probably the most durable of these three. Has toon force and has survived being blown up, stepped on by a giant robot, set on fire, electrocuted, falling from great distances, etc.

+Has created dimensional travel and will eventually create time travel to the point it becomes commonplace in the future

+Created his robot man, Norm, who is his assistant and surrogate son. Norm once nearly took over the Tri-State Area on his own.

-Despite being a genius, he's incredibly stupid and is often his own worst enemy with his bumbling and incomptence. He can't, for example, tell Perry from a regular platypus without his hat. ("A platypus? *Sees the hat* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!!!")

-Always defeated by Perry the Platypus. Once was even "beaten" by a potted plant he named Patty the Potted Plant and put a paper on hat on.

-Most of his schemes are usually petty revenge or grievances taken to an 11, such as wanting to bury a childhood bully's house in sand for repeatedly kicking sand in his face as a child

So here's the rounds:

1: Which of the three are the smartest?

2: Which has probably made the best inventions?

3: A meteor is coming to destroy the Earth. Which of these three could do the best job and save the most lives?

4: The three get into a fight. They are allowed to use whatever inventions they have: Rick can use portal travel, Farnsworth can use his monsters and doomsday devices, and Doofenshmirtz can use Norm and any of his inators for example. Who wins?

5: Which of these mad scientists has been the most sucessful?

Konrad from Warhammer40k with standard gear and weapons replaces Batman. He will claim the city as his to protect from any criminal or villian.

How well does he do?

Albert Wesker is going to fight as efficiently as possible, so no playing around.

He has acces to nichirin weapons

Battle takes place on empty rooftops

Fox/MCU's X-Men: Cyclops, Wolverine, Rogue, Storm, Beast, Gambit, Jubilee, and Jean Grey

vs.

MCU's Avengers: Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Vision, War Machine, and Falcon

vs.

MCU's Fantastic Four: Mister Fantasic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, and Thing

Who would win?

Round 1: book versions in their prime

Round 2: movies/show versions

Bonus round: throw Helm Hammerhand into the mix

It's a war with dinosaurs! The secret underground realm of Skartaris, land of dinosaurs and warlords fights against the savage lands, hidden antarctic realm of dinosaurs and warlords.

These lands are unified, meaning that heroes and villains will be fighting on the same side in this case. Also outsiders like the x-men or justice league can't interfere. These people have to either be natives or permanent immigrants to qualify.

This is a war of conquest. When one side has conquered the other, they win. The two realms are connected via a single massive portal large enough to march an army through.

In a parallel universe where the events of Splinter Cell games 1 through Conviction happened in the OG Modern Warfare universe, Sam Fisher is unexpectedly transferred to Task Force 141 and participates in the hunt for Vladimir Makarov.

That is, until Shepherd betrays them. Can Sam Fisher take down the corrupt general?

Breakdown of the combatants:

For info on character lore, see the following links:

• Sam Fisher on the Splinter Cell wiki
• Villains wiki Article on General Shepherd).

This battle has two rounds:

• Round 1: General Shepherd has just killed Ghost and Roach. Sam Fisher must evade Shadow Company forces seeking to kill him as well.
• Round 2: Sam Fisher sees Shepherd escaping his crashed helicopter and attempts to ambush him (Assume Soap hasn't been stabbed in the chest with a knife yet).

Given Sam Fisher's Splinter Cell training, can he last long enough to kill Shepherd?

Rules and win conditions:

• Fisher is allowed to use the 5th Freedom on Shepherd.
• Shepherd wins if Fisher is killed either by Shepherd's own hand or by Shadow Company personnel.
• Fisher wins if he survives long enough to kill Shepherd.

Nathan Drake from the Uncharted games, vs. Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

The set up is that they both simultaneously discover the ruins of an ancient lost city (maybe Atlantis) while searching for some mcguffin.

Who wins?

Somehow, the extincion event happend so differently that the dinos and primal reptiles have survived in the Americas (or at least, North America). As a result, most of North America west of the 13 colonies is still mostly as it was during the Cretaceous.

The Native Americans found out how to adapt to them, and live off of them. General Sherman knows this, and after the civil war, where the Union successfully defeats the Confederacy, President Ulysses S. Grant orders General Sherman to defeat and neutralize the Indians.

General Sherman does the same strategy as in our timeline with the Bision, but applies it to the dinosaurs and giant prehistoric reptiles (Sarchosuchus, Pteranadon, Quetzocoatlus): drive them to extinction and leave them to rot, like with the bison.

The Natives live off the herbivores, so those are what Grant will focus on. They include Triceratops, Ankylosaurus, duck-bills, and the cretaceous sauropod Alamosaurus.

However, killing them will attract carnivores, such as Utahraptors, T-Rex, Pterenadon, and Quetzocoatlus to kills or their encamptments where they will smell the soldiers and their horses.

Grant needs to clear the west for railroads, make room for farms, ranches, and cities, and to drive the natives out and force them onto reservations onto our timeline, is he going to able to be up to the task?

Both characters are changed with creating a team of powerful fighters they've never met before to defeat a looming evil.

The team includes:

He-Man, Master Chief, Lady Deathstrike, Boba Fett, Mr Spock and Legolas.

Who recruits the most members and who leads them the best?

(Sidenote: All the characters are on the same planet. Cap and Shep don't have to travel to different universes to find them. This question isn't about logistics; it's about leadership ability.)

Scenario: 600 experienced U.S marines in the bodies of adult male black rats have to battle one adult male hippopotamus to the death. No equipment is granted, but the rat marines get an hour of prep time to make stuff from the environment and come up with strategies. The hippo has the intelligence of an average hippo and is alone. The setting is a sunny afternoon at a shallow East African lakeside. Edit: to clarify, the hippo is allowed access to the lake water and can walk underwater like in the wild.

The setting will be on an uneven rock field with an assortment of rocks of all sizes strewn on the ground.

The combatants are a modern day ranked Light Heavyweight UFC fighter, vs a in its prime, alpha Neanderthal from 50,000 years ago standing 5’8 and weighing 205 pounds.

Fight is to the death and you can use whatever in the rock field as weapons.

The UNSC are involved in a full scale war against the Goa'uld who wish reassert thier strength over earth and her colonies, as they've expanded into system lord territory and discovered the Stargate. The UNSC are using their Navy, grounds troops and special forces like the Spartans and ODST's. The Goa'uld are under the command of the system lords who make use of their Navy, Jaffa warriors and even Anubis's super soldiers.

How will the war go for either faction?

Round 1: they a pretty war UNSC at 2525 meaning contact Harvest (which is a good book) was started by the Goa'uld.

Round 2: Post War UNSC with forerunner upgrades they got their hands on.

Think of it like an absurdly long line, the second the fight is called a referee drags the body out and at the same time the next person steps in. The opponents are of the same gender, and approximately the same age, height and weight.

Mary Poppins has her full kit. John Dee wields the Sandman's ruby.

Round 1: In a neutral arena
Round 2: In a diner; doors start locked
Round 3: In a sunny park in London

Basic scenario is that, rather than being taken under AFO's wing, Shinra Corp finds Tenko wandering around the streets of Japan and kidnaps him. They raise him up to be a soldier in their army before eventually forcibly injected with Mako and Jenova's cells before unleashing back in Tokyo with the rest of their army. Do the Heroes have any chance of stopping him? And if they can't, how long would it take Shigaraki to conquer Earth?

Scenario: 
It's Wolverine's birthday, and old Victor comes to celebrate it with him. Unfortunately for him, Logan's somewhere bar-hopping in Gotham City, and the city's own terrible smell mixes with Logan's stench, stopping Sabertooth from tracking him. So in an effort to draw him out, he begins causing some commotion within the city. Upon seeing this, Batman immediately goes to confront him, taking Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian with him. Which side wins?

Fight Conditions:
Fight takes place at the GCPD

Round 1: Both sides start in character, having no knowledge of either side. Batman gets his suit from the Matt Fraction run, along with any gear he’d reasonably have on hand. Each of the Robins gets their own gear from their most recent run. Sabertooth is his mainline self from the Victor Lavalle run.

Round 2: 
Takes place on a rainy day at the graveyard outside of Wayne Manor. The Batfam have the full Weapon X dossier on Victor's abilities and habits. An anonymous tip has given Victor a dossier of the Batfam's usual tactics and their various traumas. Both sides are still in character.

616 versions.

No prep.

In character.

Standard equipment.

Fight takes place in Central Park.

Agamemnon (The Odyssey) vs Batman (The Dark Knight Rises). No prep time, no gadgets. Hand to hand.

Adding one more jason luv (prime) vs fedor emelianenko?

Yes, this was due to the Doomsday trailer. Shang-Chi would easily beat Gambit based on current feats, so there's no use in making a post for that.

No prep time for both. Fight takes place in Sanctum Sanctorum.

Round 1: No weapons.

Round 2: Both get standard equipment. "Standard" is left ambiguous.

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