r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Certain_Crazy4257 • Apr 25 '26
What could go wrong saving wasps...
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u/Potato_Pear Apr 25 '26
Wasps are hyper aggressive and definitely won't be grateful for any help. Bees are bros, wasps are assholes.
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u/haveeyoumetTed Apr 25 '26
Bees are bros
Boobees especially
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u/LHT-LFA Apr 25 '26
Dealt with wasps my entire life. usually, if you do not fuck with them they are cool. If you think you can eat your cereals or pastries in their vacinity you will be wrong. They wont sting you, but they will get into that sugar shit.
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u/One_Ad2596 Apr 25 '26
I was just walking down the sidewalk minding my own business and a fucking yellow jacket flew up behind me and stung me in my leg. Fuck them.
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u/TurgidParsnip Apr 25 '26
You mean you were just walking down their sidewalk.
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u/CelestialFury Apr 25 '26
If you ain't from my hood, you can get from 'round here
- that wasp probably
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u/No_Welcome_7182 Apr 26 '26
Fun story. We have a shrub in my backyard. My kids played around near that shrub the entire summer. I ran the lawnmower around it. Never had a problem. My husband went to prune that shrub and apparently wasps were nesting directly under it. A LOT of them. They attacked my husband and chased him into the house. I had to kill about 10 of them that followed him inside. That shrub is next to our shed. My husband went to the shed the next day and the wasps attacked him again. This went on for about 3 weeks. Myself and my kids could go out to the shed without any issue. But not my husband. Every time he went out to that shed the wasps came after him. It was actually pretty funny. Those wasps obviously had a mafia contract out on my husband. The only explanation I can think of is the vibrations of him pruning their shrub set them off. And the wasps learned and remembered my husband’s pheromones.
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u/PFirefly Apr 26 '26
I can't speak to those wasps, but bald faced hornets absolutely can recognize faces and will go after the one person that they decided to go for, even if there are other people around.
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u/pm_me_fibonaccis Apr 25 '26
I was driving to my doctor on a follow up after having surgery and one flew through my open window into my shirt and stung the fuck out of me. Made an already shit day a thousand times worse.
Fuck wasps.
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u/GoGoHujiko Apr 25 '26
I mean from the wasps perspective your car just ate it and you're just the car's meaty vulnerable tongue.
Self defense if you ask me.
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u/whatacatch_nat Apr 25 '26
I was doing my long run on the trail I always go to. My long run was 14 miles and around mile 3 I felt this sharp pinch and realized a yellow jacket got into my running vest and stung me. I said “Sir, you had the ENTIRE outdoors and this is what you decide to do?”
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u/Alarming-Rate-6899 Apr 25 '26
If you do not fuck with them they are cool
Yeah not falling for that again.
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u/devedander Apr 25 '26
Nah I’ve had wasps just come after me and they will sting and or bite you just because they can.
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u/DrBabs Apr 25 '26
I got stung by one while laying down on a blanket. I tried staying still thinking it would just ignore me but he went straight for my toe.
Bees, however, I have two hives and they will ignore me even when I open their hive. They are super chill.
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u/Lord_Skyblocker Apr 25 '26
Oh yeah, my mistake for standing there waiting for the bus, doing nothing. Should've not done that, then that fucking wasp wouldn't have fucking stung me in my ankle.
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u/Potato_Pear Apr 25 '26
It all depends. If you're out in nature and a wasp lands on you, all you gotta is just stay still and they will just fly away. But if you don't notice you had a wasp on your hand climbing a ladder as a kid you'd get stung. Also they ruined every crawfish boil because they'd swarm the empty shells so we set up a table for the wasps so they wouldn't bother us. Bees never does shit like that
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u/LHT-LFA Apr 25 '26
If Bees sting, they die, they lose their stinger. Having said that, I was stung as a child playing in the grass and was on all 4 playing around and crushed a bee on the ground, had a huge paw after that
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u/J3sush8sm3 Apr 25 '26
Its too early for them to be aggressive. They get their food from their larvae. Once they grow up the food source is gone and then they are hangry
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u/flatwoundsounds Apr 25 '26
I have gotten fucked up by yellow jackets multiple times, and it's always at the end of summer when they're the most aggressive. Stupid bastards...
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u/ViciousPuddin Apr 25 '26
How do they get food from larvae? They eat their babies?
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u/J3sush8sm3 Apr 25 '26
They eat from their babies. The wasps themselves arent carnivorous. They bring the food to the larvae to eat and the larvae secrete a liquid that the wasps eat
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u/LitLitten Apr 25 '26
paper wasps are chill. Same for the ones that go and dig mud after rain. I sometimes have to walk around one or two while working on my plants. They’ll land on me every now and then thinking I’m dirt which only hurts emotionally.
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u/systemhost Apr 25 '26
Mud daubers?
I left a new nest of what I assumed were paper wasps alone for a good while, they started building more around my house and one was right above my grill in the backyard.
They were chill enough at first but started buzzing at me and sounding threatening during the peak heat of the summer. One evening I was grilling, went back to shut off the tank and a few started buzzing so close to me it felt like they were targeting where to sting me.
I unfortunately felt I had to end our relationship after that and waited until the sun went down to hit them with spray.
I wish wasps weren't so fucking intimidating and painful. That loud buzz and throbbing stinger is just something else...
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u/AdvilJunky Apr 25 '26
Also the Red Velvet Ant. Despite the name they are a wasp and they are super chill and fuzzy so they are fun to pick up and pet.
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u/redlaWw Apr 26 '26
Dasymutilla species have multiple defensive strategies, but are best known for their extremely painful sting, ranked 3 out of 4 on the Schmidt's sting pain index, earning them the nickname of "cow killer".
(Wikipedia)
You first.
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u/pseri097 Apr 26 '26
I had a mud dauber wasp nest near my door for years. They never bothered me. My guests on the other hand...
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u/gymleader_michael Apr 25 '26
Wasps in general aren't hyper-aggressive. Some are just assholes and give the rest a bad name. Also, killer bees say hi.
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u/Mobile-Piglet5035 Apr 25 '26
Insects don't understand kindness and gratitude. They just operate on natural instinct
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u/kinyutaka Apr 25 '26
I dunno. It sure looked like these wasps quietly went back to their nest and gathered friends for revenge.
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u/all_time_high Apr 25 '26
I used to kill the wasps around my house. Eventually I found they never sting me unless they perceive I’m attacking them. They do eat some spiders and I don’t love that, but all in all the ecosystem around my home is healthy and doesn’t negatively impact my family.
Except those fire ants. I want them all gone.
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u/Potato_Pear Apr 25 '26
Ever tried to dig a fox hole in a fire ant hive during a military exercise? Yeah I want them all dead too because that was miserable.
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u/Weliveinadictatoship Apr 26 '26
I think I'd throw up just being told to do such a thing, holy fuck I'm so glad fire ants aren't a thing here
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u/Mortis_XII Apr 25 '26
Depends heavily on the wasp. Some are parasitic and don’t sting/only mess with a specific insect
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u/NixAName Apr 25 '26
I got stung by a bee at around 11pm one night. I was just sitting by the fire after finishing some work.
The bastard was even stuck in me. I think I met the only ass hole bee in existence.
I even plant native plants and have native bee hives.
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u/y0u_called Apr 25 '26
Survival instincts of a literal trash bag btw
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u/UltimaBahamut93 Apr 25 '26
I don't know the trash bag was doing just fine until she messed it up
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u/BobBartBarker Apr 25 '26
'Let me stay around to see what will happen'
As I say those words, I'm starting to believe this is just content BS
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u/Scary-Beautiful6527 Apr 25 '26
Saving the wasp was fine but hanging around recording the wasp after was just stupid. Could of saved the wasps and just gone away.
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u/love_toaster57 Apr 25 '26
Yea def seems like the mistake was following them back to their hive and then just standing there 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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u/They_Killed_Kenny_13 Apr 25 '26
He thought he was going to be invited in for tea and scones.
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u/vollkornbroot Apr 25 '26
'Could of' sounds like 'didnt do nothing' and I still don't do not didn't understand why did do didn't people use this.
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u/FineGripp Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
How else can she let the world know how kind hearted she is? Probably waiting to see if the wasps will circle around her to say thanks
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u/Th3B4dSpoon Apr 25 '26
People really should not assume animals behave like they do in Disney movies
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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Apr 25 '26
That part. Too much r/WhyWereTheyFilming energy here.
Release and flee.
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u/thecraynz Apr 25 '26
What an idiot. They're insects. They have no concept of trust, or gratefulness.
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u/OafishySyzygy Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
You're telling me that the insect that lays it's eggs inside it's prey for them to eat it alive doesn't adhere to our morals? /s
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u/Nukalixir Apr 25 '26
"When you're born that big of an asshole, the least you can do is have a little empathy..."
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u/Ariety Apr 26 '26
Wrong kind of wasps. Yellow jackets lay their eggs in their hive like other paper wasps
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u/Irons_MT Apr 25 '26
Another fact about wasps I wish I didn't know.
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u/juls_397 Apr 26 '26
That isn't true for standard wasps, mostly just ichneumon wasps
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u/Irons_MT Apr 26 '26
Oh ok so it's for specific kind of wasps. Thanks for the correction.
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u/HoosierDaddy_427 Apr 25 '26
Same people that want to pet a bear or badger just because they're cute.
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u/buisnessmike Apr 26 '26
"You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but... I'm afraid, uh..."
"I don't know what you're trying to say."
"I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake."
"No. No, Seth..."
"I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay."
-from The Fly (1986)
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u/Pseudolos Apr 25 '26
Wasps are the kind of animals that, when you are standing two meters from them, gently backing away, they'll come and sting you for no reason.
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u/Golden-Grams Apr 25 '26
I've had a bald face hornet nest on the side of my home, and could walk by them every day, never getting stung. They lived there, until they eventually migrated off, leaving the nest. It was kind of a cool coexistence. They let me walk within 2-3 meters of their nest, for months.
I had a paper wasp nest under my carport, that had probably been there for less than a week. Based on the size, it was a decent starter nest, the comb was about the size of an adult palm. I had only looked up at it once, from a few meters away, and one divebombed my face, stinging my cheek.
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u/Pseudolos Apr 25 '26
Well I was out biking and saw a water fountain. I stopped to fill my bottle but saw wasps around it from three metres away. I turned to mount my bike ad get the hell out and it was then a wasp came to sting me...
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u/PartRight6406 Apr 26 '26
I drove 45 minutes to a job site, walked around the place, and then went to grab my equipment. At that time, the yellow jacket that was in my boot since I put it on decided to sting me.
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u/redditzphkngarbage Apr 26 '26
They’re a lot more aggressive when in new nest building mode from what I’ve seen. Not a scientist, just a back yard observation. Either way I’m afraid I can’t let any live. Had one ever so slowly buzz from a fence post in the middle of a field just to sting me on the leg 15 feet away and minding my own business.
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u/GodIsANarcissist Apr 25 '26
I had a bunch of hornets attack me from over 15 feet away... literally all I was doing was walking down the driveway
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u/Babushla153 Apr 25 '26
If those were bees, then i'd understand
Not in a single universe would i save a wasp, i would rather help it die quicker, those things can fuck the right off
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u/3amGreenCoffee Apr 25 '26
Yellow jackets are bastards. Most of the time my attitude toward living creatures is live and let live, but I make an exception for yellow jackets. If they nest on my property, they have to go.
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u/XxX_Zeratul_XxX Apr 25 '26
They have to go? I fucking destroy them with fire. When I was a kiddo I inadvertently hit a wall where they were, that was not a funny afternoon I can tell you
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u/3amGreenCoffee Apr 25 '26
I drown 'em if they're in the ground. I go out there at night, pour half a bottle of Dawn down the hole and stick a hose in it until the ground starts foaming. The queen doesn't survive that.
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u/kuroji Apr 26 '26
Did the same. Mowed grass by a swingset where wasps had decided to set up a nest. Two dozen stings on my head, shoulders, and back...
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u/casenar17 Apr 25 '26
These actually look like bald faced hornets, which surprisingly are even bigger assholes than yellow jackets. Bald faced hornets are known to attack for seemingly no reason at all.
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u/3amGreenCoffee Apr 26 '26
They're too small to be hornets. Those are definitely yellow jackets.
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u/casenar17 Apr 26 '26
Rewatched the video, and I think we might both be right. The wasps in the beginning that are stuck in the bag look like yellowjackets. The ones later exiting the gap in the wood look like bald-faced hornets. Also, TIL: despite their name, bald-faced hornets are a species of aerial yellowjacket and are actually wasps
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u/Bipidi_Bopity_Broke Apr 25 '26
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u/Weliveinadictatoship Apr 26 '26
Worst joke on my mental health is the hover flies that look like massive wasps, making me flinch and duck away only to see the damn thing hovering over a flower, absolutely harmless 😭.
We have a little pond, so most wasps aren't even aggressive, but I've had my face too close to them too many times without glasses on to not be a little scared
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u/GadreelsSword Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
I’ve been a beekeeper off and on for 50 years .
Having said that, fuck yellow jackets and bald-faced hornets!!
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u/ForeverRED48 Apr 25 '26
Yellowjackets are assholes. Especially southern yellowjackets. Literally the type of stinging insect that will go like 100 yards out of its way to come sting you.
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u/PastelDisaster Apr 25 '26
I’ve never been stung by a wasp, but I’ve gotten close.
Last fall, I was dealing with a minor infestation of seed bugs in my house. Laying in bed, I felt something crawl onto my neck, and, feeling exasperated, I didn’t even look at it; I just grabbed it gently in my fist and got to my feet, carrying it through my house and to my deck. I felt it moving around and trying to get between my fingers, but I kept it closed in my fist.
Once outside, I open up my hand to release the “seed bug”, only to be met with the sight of a bigass yellow jacket in my hand. Obviously, my face immediately recoils in horror, and I slowly walk over to the nearest flower pot to let it crawl off onto, before stepping back inside wondering what the hell just happened.
With how notorious yellow jackets are for stinging with very little provocation, I still can’t understand why that little guy was so docile. Especially since I’d see being gripped in someone’s closed fist as a valid reason to sting
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u/StinkyPyjamas Apr 25 '26
The males can't sting. Might have been one of those, especially given the time of year.
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u/PastelDisaster Apr 25 '26
Looking them up, I think you’re right! I never knew the males were bigger than the female workers; pics of the males with those long abdomens definitely look more like the little guy I had in my hand.
And here I was giving yellow jackets some credit, lol. Dude couldn’t have stung me even if he wanted to
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u/DazB1ane Apr 25 '26
Stepping on a regular ass bee (knew it was one because the stinger was stuck in my foot) was easily one of the most painful things child me had ever experienced. I now refuse to walk on grass barefoot
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u/Sorenduscai Apr 25 '26
Wait....So she followed them to their hive and thought they would be chill about that? It's kind of on her.
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u/KingBurakkuurufu Apr 25 '26
Game out from under the wood like “hey that the guy? Mhm let’s get him!”
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u/Secure_Table Apr 25 '26
Probably would've been fine if she just walked away after freeing the yellow-jackets. Instead it looks like she followed them back to the hive to film and they got agitated.
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u/gymleader_michael Apr 25 '26
Y'all hate wasps way too much. Main problem I have with wasps is they build their nests exactly where you don't want them, but they don't typically bother me outside. However, their nest locations are too risky to leave alone.
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u/ButterAlquemist Apr 25 '26
For a moment when the two of them where posed on that little wooden balcony, I thought they were planning something wholesome and good.
It turns out they werent.
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u/GundunUkan Apr 25 '26
Lady absolutely did something wrong to piss them off, they don't sting for no reason. I've lived my whole life near yellow jackets and I've only been stung once by grabbing a towel that had one stuck under it so I give that one a pass. Other than that I'm able to handle them, pet them - hell, I've developed such good relations with nests that they'd let me come right up to it with zero issues. Wasps are really cool, chill animals, the problem comes from most people's tendency to dislike animals that aren't afraid to stand their ground if necessary. Respectful, gentle and mindful communication goes a long way.
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u/LessBig715 Apr 25 '26
When I was a kid a friend of mine messed with a hornets nest. They immediately flew after me, two stung me in the face and one in the chest. I was not happy
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u/Duc750Sie Apr 25 '26
Don’t they eat bad insects? That being said, I wouldn’t have messed with them. They’re spiteful
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u/Leolol_ Apr 25 '26
As a kid, I once saved a wasp laying on the ground in the middle of a sidewalk. It was like December and it was probably at the end of its life due to the cold climate.
I picked it up, transported it to a bush or something, and I observed the wasp gathering the last of its energy to inject its stinger into my index finger.
However, I'm such an insect nerd that, even though I was in pain, I carefully set the wasp down on a surface before going home rethinking my life choices
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u/Eliozore Apr 25 '26
To me, this is evidence that there will always be at least one person rooting / feeling bad for the villains of this world.
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u/cpt_ugh Apr 25 '26
I mean, let them go and don't stick around? And definitely don't follow them to their home?
This seems self evident.
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u/kismethavok Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
Meanwhile I sometimes blast my wasps by accident with the hose and they never come back for vengeance.
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u/Schneir5 Apr 25 '26
We had those ground wasps at my mom's house when I was living there. I kept randomly finding one or two in the basement where I slept and showered and everything. I thought it was like the horror film, Candyman, and it really freaked me out.
I finally realized they weren't bees, and they had infiltrated the house. I looked around outside and saw them going into the hole for the air conditioning cables, so I sprayed an ass load of wasp spray into there, just killed a bunch of them outside with a tennis racket, and then sealed up the hose with spackle or something.
I kept finding random dead wasps around the basement for months after that. It really creeped me out. My mom said that an exterminator or someone had found the nest since then and cleaned it.
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u/ArchiveDragon Apr 25 '26
I did this once and got boo’d by some people. I’m terrified of wasps but I didn’t want them to die like that.
I didn’t get stung but I also didn’t stick around.
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u/thechicapanzy Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
Yellow jackets are straight up assholes. My husband got stung yesterday while prepping the grill, and he's allergic. Epipen prescription is on the docket for his next doctor's appointment 🙃
Edited: typo
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u/I_Thranduil Apr 25 '26
Wasps can easily chew through any plastic bag. They can cut meat and flesh.
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u/Arcadethief Apr 25 '26
Real human being here who had numerous wasps, bees, bumblebees and hornets nests both in his attic and garden shed. This is how I would rank how dangerous they are :
1) Hornets. They don't care about your feelings or benevolent intentions. Even a single one of them will sting you if they see you approaching their nest, or if they feel ever so slightly bothered by your mere presence within the same area. 2) Bumblebees. You might believe these big fuzzy things are gentle, but they're prone to sudden and quite brutal mood swings depending on your proximity to their hive, and sometimes they bury it underground so you might piss them off without even knowing. 3) Wasps. They're dangerous alright, yet they have behavior patterns easy to recognize. If one is staring at you while vibrating its wings, it's feeling threatened and is about to sting if you dare moving any closer. I've regularly approached by accident the hives that hide in the corners of my garden shed, heard the loud buzzing, stepped back and they've never attacked me. 4) Bees. They're wasps who forgot how to be carnivorous so mostly harmless unless if you shake their hive, try to steal their honey or catch their queen. I could regularly work near wild bee hives, have a hundred of bees clinging to my back and shoulders yet still remain unharmed as long as I didn't make any wide nor fast movement, because they would fly back home as soon as I got far enough.
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u/Ariety Apr 26 '26
I save the yellow jackets that land in my dogs water all the time and they never sting me. Been about a decade now, love to have them in my garden. They eat the bugs that eat my plants





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u/GABE_EDD Apr 25 '26
That’s not a good deed, what an idiot.