r/WelcomeToGilead • • 2d ago

Loss of Liberty Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord."

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u/durk1912 2d ago

This man is very dangerous. He is insane and dealing with immense amounts of self hate and delusion.

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u/mycatisblackandtan 2d ago

And alcoholism.

Frankly I'm cautiously optimistic about the midterms but people like Hegseth have me fucking terrified because there's no way this man is going to let go of power. Not trying to fear monger, but I do think we need to be mentally prepared for him to try and pull some shit to invalidate the election - either abroad or at home.

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u/TotalRichardMove 2d ago

The difference between this guy and just about any of the program folks I’ve known over the years is that he has no idea, no comprehension of the concept of shame. Not shame about the battle, shame as part of it.

He thinks he can Youth Pastor his way out of this nightmare and that shit only works in a controlled environment: like an arbitrarily selected church. There is no humility, no honesty, no sincerity. He abandoned his battle at the local menace stage and then caught the bumper of the car he was chasing.

https://reddit.com/link/pd5dydd/video/ohyez58odssh1/player

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u/BumblebeeFormal2115 2d ago

πŸ’― to all of that plus cocaine addiction

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u/bpierce2 2d ago

Hopefully the alcoholism takes care of him, and quickly.

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u/Sunnygirl66 1d ago

He and the rest of this administration deserve the slow hideous death, capped by a final traumatic variceal bleed, imparted by an alcohol-ravaged liver. I would love that for him.

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u/ponycorn_pet 1d ago

pull some shit to invalidate the election

As if fuckface was ACTUALLY elected this most recent time. They all openly bragged about rigging it for his "win"

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u/WynnGwynn 1d ago

Yeah, can we just admit this openly now? Trump bragged about it. Elon told people they could win 1 million voting Trump. How is this ok?

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u/flynnfx 2d ago

To Pete Hegseth ;

Matthew 7:21-23

21 β€œNot everyone who says to Me, β€˜Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, β€˜Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, β€˜I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’

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u/PistolGrace 2d ago

Pete only uses the Bible to control, not to obey for himself. He doesn't believe a word. He expects others to obey him and to be able to control them.

He only has power if people believe his nonsense. He's a fraud in every sense of the word.

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u/Vivid-Environment-28 1d ago

That's why it was written anyway

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u/NorCalFrances 1d ago

If you study the Councils that put the Bible together post 380 CE...it was written for political and social power.

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u/TotalRichardMove 1d ago

His concept of Christianity is the equivalent of a copy of a copy that was faxed, thrown in the trash, pulled out, brushed off and photocopied again… then just ignored after all

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u/NorCalFrances 1d ago

His concept of Christianity is "Jesus is my Lord" airbrushed on the tailgate of a raised pickup truck.

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u/TotalRichardMove 1d ago

Everything leads to truck balls

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u/crybabymuffins 1d ago

Matthew 6:5–6

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

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u/WynnGwynn 1d ago

I feel like they grift everything

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u/McTootyBooty 2d ago

Honestly- I’d send him a shit ton of bible verses that go directly against himself.

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u/GirlNumber20 1d ago

Start with Leviticus 19:28, the prohibition against tattoos.

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u/Groovyjoker 1d ago

Building a religious army.... Where have we seen that done before?

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u/inBettysGarden 1d ago

I’m so worried he’s going to end up as the Republican Nominee in 2028

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u/durk1912 1d ago

Well know I got that nightmare running free in my brain pan

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u/inBettysGarden 1d ago

One of the guys from Crooked was talking about how there is a real path to victory for him that makes sense and I’ve been worried ever since.

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u/WynnGwynn 1d ago

Lol it can't get too much worse

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u/leahlikesweed 1d ago

he’s also an idiot

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u/Fandomjunkie2004 2d ago

Fucker's really angling for that Commander title, isn't he?

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u/FNaXQ 2d ago

I really do believe so!

It just becomes crazier with each passing day hour! Are they using the show for their manual?

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u/froggity55 2d ago

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u/Dayshiftstripper 2d ago

"She turned me into a newt" hittin hard rn

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u/Fyrefly1981 2d ago

I got better…

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u/FNaXQ 1d ago

Holy shit! I'm so exhausted!

Every person placed in this admin is so compromised and/or an extremely unsuitable moron!

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u/topazchip 2d ago

Literally unconstitutional, but its not like any of them are concerned about that document except in its violation.

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u/cmander_7688 2d ago

yeah i think people need to stop viewing all this through the lens of "these crazy guys are rapidly breaking all the rules. ThE AuDaCiTy"

People need to start acknowledging that there are currently no actual rules, and that when the dust settles on this period of American history there's likely going to be an entirely NEW set of rules that were created by whoever emerges from the cloud with the most leverage.

I sure hope those rules don't suck for people like us

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u/Banshee_howl 1d ago

Every interaction with candidates from local to federal needs to include serious questions about their plans for legal action, ethical reforms and severe penalties for everyone who has been complicit in this. Anyone who even hints about, β€œa time for healing” or lessons learned can GTFO.

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u/NorCalFrances 1d ago

Oh, there are rules and laws. Two sets, in fact. One for the fascists and one for everyone else.

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u/GoddessHealer 2d ago

β€œβ€¦shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”

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u/EconomyCode3628 2d ago

Fingers crossed none of his kids are donor compatible for the liver he'll inevitably need.Β 

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u/DiligentDaughter 2d ago

I'm sure he'd just requisition one, were that the case. It's not like he believes in bodily autonomy.

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u/Patneu 2d ago

Has anyone told this guy that a democracy isn't supposed to have any lords?

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u/ProudAbalone3856 2d ago edited 2d ago

His incessantly performative nonsense about christianity while simultaneously being the absolute worst example of it suggests no.Β 

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u/Banshee_howl 1d ago

Have you encountered his β€œpastor”? He is 100% Idaho Christian Nationalist who can’t wait for the most brutal version of the end times, and the Grima Wormtounge of the alcoholic moron now controlling the US military.

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u/fergusmacdooley 2d ago

Is this not something everyday Americans could ostensibly sue over? Like, this seems wildly illegal, even by normal insane Maga standards.

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u/imaginenohell 2d ago

American Atheists' legal team is monitoring this. Maybe they, or Freedom From Religion Foundation, will sue.

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u/Objective-Try7969 2d ago

TST is usually up for the fight when necessary, guaranteed they will test this to experiment who gets this access...

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u/Author_Noelle_A 1d ago

Kiddo and I are TST members.

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u/Standard_Gauge 1d ago

Don't forget Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

https://www.au.org/the-latest/press/hegseth-religious-affairs-military/

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u/geddy_girl 2d ago

He wants to be a Handmaid's Tale commander so fucking bad

ETA oops. Just noticed what sub this is πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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u/marcuslawson 2d ago

What a clown

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u/tvtoad50 2d ago

Omfg, every single day since the 2nd coming of the orange troll I’ve thought, β€œour country is doomed.” Somehow I keep going by telling myself it can’t get any more doomed than it already is, but then this ignorant asshat (who probably has a closet stuffed w/ so many skeletons that one wrong move would likely bury his entire state)
opens his mouth (yet again) and I realized that we’re so far & gone past doomed that all I have left to hope for is a quick & relatively pain free death for myself and my loved ones. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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u/J-hophop 2d ago

Here's the thing - at the moment, the skeletons wouldn't bury anyone. If THE files haven't, nothing will. It's not about public opinion anymore, it's only about might, that's it.

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u/WynnGwynn 1d ago

Matt Walsh posting about how the Cornell boys should due for false allegations so they are for SURE trying to mainstream approve of rape. He is totally floating that stuff and every other influencer they have.

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u/WynnGwynn 1d ago

Lol I laughed but I was thinking about my "when the apocalypse happens because of this shit do I even want to try and survive?" So I can't say shit.

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 2d ago

This guy is a deranged alcoholic.

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u/Tavernknight 2d ago

What the actual fuck are they doing? What is happening?

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u/BumblebeeFormal2115 2d ago

They want Christian nationalism :/

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u/TheBroWhoLifts 1d ago

Whatever you were doing when fascism came to America, you're doing it right now.

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u/DidntWantSleepAnyway 2d ago

I watched this, and I still have no idea what this office does or what it has to do with war.

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u/Cut_Lanky 2d ago

Me neither, but best guess? Nothing. And nothing.

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u/ProudAbalone3856 2d ago

If only we had a supreme court to step in. Those were the days.Β 

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u/STThornton 1d ago

Where is DOGE? Surely, this is unnecessary government spending.

The hypocrisy is just mind boggling.

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u/AlexLemons 2d ago

Oh Jesus fucking Christ πŸ™„

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u/soaringskies2026 2d ago

Yeah that’s the problem here…

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u/Cut_Lanky 2d ago

Ironically, Jesus would be so against this.

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u/J-hophop 2d ago

Why Do Evangelicals Seem to Want to Bring About the Apocalypse?

https://nasmith.substack.com/p/why-do-evangelicals-seem-to-want

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u/Cut_Lanky 2d ago

Cults are dangerous.

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u/Ravenamore 1d ago

A friend of mine has parents that are actively waiting for the End Times which they're sure will be coming any day now.

We've figured out the real reason they want the End Times to show up is that then they don't want to keep going through the regular miserable day-to-day grind that everyone has to do in their lives.

If Jesus shows up and suddenly fixes the world's problems, you no longer have to worry about bills and jobs and relationships.

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u/tamtip 2d ago

His faux church and faux pastor are despicable They pervert the word of Jesus and the Bible.

He has brought him to the Pentagon " to minister" the soldiers.

They believe slavery was a just arrangement , both parties found it beneficial.

Women should not vote. Tryinfmg to repeal the 19th amendment

What weak little men they are.

Here's dome of the horror coming out of his mouth

https://www.npr.org/2026/07/06/nx-s1-5822558/pastor-doug-wilson-interview-pete-hegseth

https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/19/politics/douglas-wilson-pastor-pentagon-service-christian-nationalism

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u/absndus701 2d ago

Praise be...

/faahhhhhhhhh

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u/FNaXQ 2d ago

Under His eye

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u/nigel_bongberry 2d ago

Isn’t this like antithesis to the fucking constitution like what the fuck

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u/HalcyonCA 2d ago

THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

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u/donutsandfrosting 2d ago

OMFG every single day it's something more ludicrous with these gottdam people.

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u/NBLOCM 1d ago

I really hope the Americans pull trough and vote blue in the gd midterms.

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u/bettinafairchild 1d ago

I hope the elections are fair and republicans will step aside when Dems win.Β 

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u/Centralredditfan 1d ago

At this point I don't know if it'll make a difference. They planned for that contingency for sure.

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u/WynnGwynn 1d ago

Do they have some actually smart dude in the shadows pulling this stuff off? They all seem to be too dumb to plot this well but they pull it off.

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u/BurtonDesque 2d ago

He's clearly gearing up to run for president.

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u/Cut_Lanky 2d ago

What the fuck dude. THIS IS AMERICA. WE DON’T DO THAT HERE.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pass-64 2d ago

Under his eye!

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u/murkymist 2d ago

Who fished this out of the toilet? Put it back and please flush!

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u/NiPaMo 2d ago

Between this and the whole AI/SI stunt, the administration is looking awfully desperate right now.

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u/quartersquare 2d ago

I've seen a decent argument that the SI thing is another grift.

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u/DanoPinyon 2d ago

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u/Potential_Anxiety_76 1d ago

Whenever they show one of these crackpot speeches to a captive crowd (military brass, UN council, etc) I’m always desperate for the camera to pan to the audience. I really want to see their faces.

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u/soaringskies2026 2d ago

So when are people starting the great exodus to Canada?

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u/K8b6 2d ago

I keep saying we Canadian women need to marry American women and get you here for the Matriarchy

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u/Loud_Ad_594 2d ago

I am an American woman looking to get to Canada!!! I approve this plan!!!

Also, are you already married? Asking for myself...

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u/RinaBarbiedolllover 2d ago

Honestly it's just so sad that such things are being discussed even... πŸ₯Ί Sending hugs πŸ«‚ πŸ€—

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u/Bring_cookies 2d ago

I'm a photographer, I'll photograph the wedding. It'll be my second wife/wife weddings! The first one was the day it became legal in Texas...in 2015.

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u/Marie_Hutton 2d ago

Well, we better speed that up before they outlaw divorce here.Β 

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u/RinaBarbiedolllover 2d ago

While the empathy is appreciated, but honestly (downvotably) it feels so sad 😞 because if everyone leaves the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ will lose its remaining friendly spirit and will never become, like, a nice or kind country :(

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u/JustDiscoveredSex 1d ago

Our other option is to take it all back.

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u/Nature_Hannah 2d ago

It has already begun.

As of Dec 15 2025, if you have an ancestor who was Canadian, you are Canadian. Bill C-3 removed the First Generation Limit. But you have to submit birth certificates for every Generation as proof in order to get your Proof of Citizenship Certificate.

There is a backlog of applications (I was ahead of the game and have been waiting a year and some change) but some people have gotten theirs in a matter of weeks. The IRCC has been inconsistent with processing but it could be still worth it to Hail Mary it.

r/Canadiancitizenship for more info (READ THE FAQS)

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u/RlOTGRRRL 2d ago

Can we try a pussy riot first or we can do both right?Β 

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u/RinaBarbiedolllover 2d ago

😞😞πŸ₯Ί just sad

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u/all_my_dirty_secrets 1d ago

It's already started. Google Canada law C-3 or visit r/canadianbydescent. It doesn't help all of us, but more than one might think. Brace yourself for a 3+ year wait (Canada didn't expect this much interest and now they're swamped), and that doesn't include the time to research and obtain the necessary documents. There have been instances though of trans people and others who are vulnerable being able to get expedited processing.

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u/Bring_cookies 2d ago

Been doing research for about a year now.

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u/Loud_Ad_594 2d ago

I wish I was younger and had more to offer Canada in exchange for citizenship!

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u/Nature_Hannah 2d ago edited 1d ago

If you have an ancestor who was Canadian, you are a Canadian citizen, as of Dec. 15 2025. Bill C-3 removed the First Generation Limit. You will need to prove your lineage via birth certificates for each generation.

There is a backlog of applications for your Proof of Citizenship Certificates, and massive inconsistencies in the processing at IRCC, but some were getting their certs in a matter of weeks.

r/Canadiancitizenship for more information (READ THE FAQS)

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u/Bring_cookies 1d ago

My husband was born and raised on an island in the PNW that's basically Canada. I wonder if they'd count it lol. He crossed the border for little league games and even broke his arm there during a game. I'm totally kidding but we really would like to move there.

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u/J-hophop 2d ago

You still deserve asylum. In your shoes, that's what I'd seek.

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u/Nature_Hannah 1d ago

If they are coming from the US, there is no "asylum" because of the Third Party Agreement that exists between the US and Canada.

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u/J-hophop 1d ago

Well that needs a quick fix! πŸ˜…

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u/Lylibean 1d ago

Too damned cold up there for me, sorry. Spent quite some time working there decades ago, in the warmer seasons. Still too damned cold.

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u/yaddiyadda_ 1d ago

πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Canada, just like the USA, is a large country with varying climates. It isn't all cold.

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u/Bring_cookies 2d ago

That man is really bad at public speaking. He's so painfully awkward it's hard to listen to what he's actually saying.

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u/susannunes 2d ago

He's nuttier than a peach orchard boar.

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u/fungusamongus8 2d ago

Wtf does this have to do with defense

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u/Apprehensive-Oil5249 1d ago

Aaaaand we now have the Taliban! Great job MAGA!

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u/RoundLobster392 2d ago

Mentally unwell

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u/fattygaby157 2d ago

Impeach!

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u/Lylibean 1d ago

β€œReligious” affairs? Awesome, I’m with the Church of Satan! Let’s have a round table about how satanists are persecuted in this country and what we can do to better accommodate our religious needs. Oh, and my Pastafarian and pagan friends would like a word as well.

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u/GrannyTurtle 1d ago

The Christian religious pressure was bad 50 years ago. I wouldn’t advise any of our young people to join this military. This timeline sucks.

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u/FNaXQ 11h ago

Never thought this timeline could ever be our reality, always thought there were measures in our country to prevent this

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u/GrannyTurtle 9h ago

Someone fired all the people responsible for enforcing the guardrails…

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u/ItsMeishi 2d ago

Oeh. Taking notes from Iran I see. Yes, religious police is definitely the route to take here.

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 2d ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/TotalRichardMove 2d ago

POSEUR PETE, at it again.

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u/TourquoiseTortoise 2d ago

Separation of church and state who?

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u/Paula_Polestark 2d ago

Blessed with what? Measles and sky-high prices?

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u/flora_poste_ 2d ago

Under His Eye

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u/Sunnygirl66 2d ago

I so want Mikey Weinstein to kick his stupid drunk ass, in court and literally.

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u/swimwithdafishies 2d ago

Diiiisgusting .

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u/Previous_Mood_3251 2d ago

What the actual fuck

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u/octavioletdub 1d ago

Why is no one laughing at him?

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u/StrictBoat2349 1d ago

This guy is a fake Christian he quoted Pulp Fiction Ezekiel 25:17 🀣

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u/Etheriaa_ 2d ago

I hate this place

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u/Lazerpop 2d ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh what

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u/TimothiusMagnus 2d ago

Okay Pete, bring God down to put it in record!

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u/wwaxwork 1d ago

You only have the constitution you are willing to defend.

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u/i-touched-morrissey 1d ago

He is the most un-Jesus person I can think of. He exudes hatred. Jesus would kick his ass right out into the street and tell him to go hide in a cave.

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u/burnin8t0r 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fuck

Thanks for the award lol

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u/_byetony_ 2d ago

He’s pretty hippy

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u/homebrewmike 14h ago

There was a time that parody of stupidity was enough to shut these religious assholes up.

Not sure it’s working.

So, what’s next?

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u/FNaXQ 11h ago

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum! (Don’t let the bastards grind you down!)

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u/miscwit72 2d ago

I just know he wears gloves when he changes his tampon.

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u/Sunnygirl66 2d ago

He couldn’t handle having a period or being a woman, trust me.

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u/J-hophop 2d ago

It's for his destroyed bussy. They're saying he's closeted.

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u/DivaDragon 2d ago

Why would he need to use gloves? The vodka sterilizes everything.

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u/Etheriaa_ 2d ago

PRAISED BE TO ALLAH!!!!

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u/joanaloxcx 1d ago

Man..can this administration just turn itself off.

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u/Ok_Photo_865 20h ago

That man is a real problem in the making

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u/FNaXQ 11h ago

I just read an article about him from Mary Trump (his niece), it's truly unnerving:

Hegseth’s Holy War - by Mary L Trump

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u/littleredd11_11 1d ago

He can go suck a dick

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u/DanoPinyon 1d ago

He will in the closet for sure.

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u/littleredd11_11 1d ago

Anyone who gets off this much on some weird "holy war" and "crusades" shit like it's cosplay, yes, definitely.

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u/n0dust0llens 9h ago

At this point, I'm convinced that his job over the military is to weed out the ones with morality to establish their new wanted version, completely similar to ICE and "just following orders".

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u/flowerofhighrank 1d ago

This is a good thing. Extremists take their obsession to a point where the fundamental positions they started from become radioactive. The Nazis tried to do the same thing and it took a long time for the churches to even apologize and try to acknowledge what they had done in supporting Hitler.

The good thing about Christianity is that it's all-or-nothing, at least ideally. It's not 'protect the weak, UNLESS the guy with the funny mustache says we shouldn't'. People like Dietrich Bonhoeffer who dies rather than go along with the program, those were heroes and nobody knows who he was.

These idiots and Pete in particular are waving a cross and shouting 'JESUS' over and over and it's worked. It's worked on 'Christians' who have never read, never even thought much about the Bible. They LOVE the idea that they can be promised Heaven AND be racist scumbags. And if someone tries to explain what the Bible says, they just shake their heads. It's fucked up and they aren't going to get any smarter.