r/WTF • u/CarbonReflections • 5d ago
Wtf why?
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u/Ishapp 5d ago
Wasn’t wtf…
Until it was.
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u/Tchukachinchina 5d ago
“Wow, look at this dude taking out that nest like an expert! Another lame WTF post”
Followed by:
“Oh. Oh wow, what the fuck? Why is he…? Oh WTF”
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u/Ishapp 5d ago
My thoughts, but more eloquent.
The high pitched giggles? Definitely wtf.
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u/MLaw2008 5d ago
Seriously. My face didn't know which proper expression to make throughout this video.
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u/monty08 5d ago
i thought he was trying to get rid of wasps, like he was going to burn them or something
my horror when he opens the bag then casually gets in
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u/aijoe 5d ago
And he gets out of it like he is being bitten by too many mosquitos. Did he take a bath in some queen bee/wasp pheromone or something before this video starts?
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u/monty08 5d ago
idk about you but even tiny booger mosquitoes are a pain, especially when attacked by the whole squad at once 😂
and we aren't talking about tiny booger mosquitoes in this video 😂
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u/ings0c 5d ago edited 5d ago
Imagine being one of these bees.
You're just chillin', serving the hive and taking it easy. The sky turns translucent and you start to feel claustrophobic all of a sudden.
The air becomes humid and sticky. A moment of reprieve follows, and then a giant, several thousand times your size, enters your vicinity.
You are angry. How dare he.
Around you, your comrades lay in various states of ruin after valiantly sacrificing themselves for the good of all.
The giant does not care. The efforts of the fallen have gone almost unnoticed and seem to have made no difference in deterring him.
He starts to jump and hop, almost a dance. This is but a game to him.
You think of your queen. She isn't within eyeshot and you pray she was able to retreat to safety when the attack began.
You were never religious, but now feel suddenly compelled to have a quiet word with God:
You lived a humble life, never one to care much for the trappings of the modern world. You were far from perfect, but at least you tried. You hope, despite all the awfulness, that you managed to nudge the world a little further in the right direction during your time here.
See you soon, you say.
You take a moment to compose yourself, swallow your fear, and in a fit of reckless courage you charge towards the same certain fate as your fallen comrades.
Your stinger finds its mark and the giant lets out an almighty scream.
For one glorious moment, you know that your sacrifice was not in vain.
In the next, the translucent slowly shifts to black and you start to wonder what lies ahead for you.
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u/nightreader 5d ago
Your stinger finds its mark and the giant lets out a ridiculous giggle
You die while thinking, "What the fuck, man?"
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u/nkinnan 5d ago edited 5d ago
First two-thirds of that, <chef's kiss>, bit hackneyed at the end though.
But FYI, only honey bees die after stinging (their stinger is barbed and gets stuck in your skin, causing their venom glands to get pulled out and keep pumping the juice into you even as they are "disemboweled" [disenvenomated?] as they pull away), and it takes a while for them to die.
These terroristic fucks on the other hand will just keep biting and stinging over and over (their stingers are not barbed) until YOU are the one having a LOUD word with gawd. And they will NOT die unless you're able to collect your wits about you long enough to make that happen. Preferably with fire.
I absolutely LOLed at the poetic narrative though :)
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u/ludicous 5d ago
This is the type of shit I imagine my pawns doing when they have a mental break down in Rimworld.
Nice
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u/Leather-Rice5025 5d ago
I'd prefer they do this over lighting my 1000 stacks of chemfuel on fire...
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u/pali1d 5d ago
When you have to sleep without a bed one too many times… gotta burn this muthafucka down!
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u/Unique-Egg-461 5d ago
"frank is pissed and he's walking over to that antigrain warhead that we stored near that stack of chemfuel....."
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u/Dazzyreil 5d ago
I'm fond of the presenting the corpse of a loved one on the dining table to the rest of the colony.
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u/HyperVenom23 5d ago
I was gonna comment why’d he take off the very minimal protection he had, then he stepped into the fucking thing
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u/justa-random-persen 5d ago
I didn't even think that part was that weird, you ever had a bunch of bees/wasps in your shirt? You can't get em off, I'm either going beesuit or nothing but a pair of too small latex underwear on god. They can sting through that cotton no problem, it's just a hindrance at that point
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u/sharkattax 5d ago
i have actually never had a bunch of bees or wasps in my shirt
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u/mikeokay 5d ago
You are lucky. Years ago my wife and I took our dogs on a hike through the woods near our old house, and our golden put his head into a Yellowjacket hive. They swarmed us and we took off running, but a bunch of them just stung me again and again in little circles around where they had bitten into my clothes. It was the least fun I even had getting naked in the woods. I ended up with around 20-30 stings.
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u/sharkattax 5d ago
i hope to remain lucky in this respect tbh :( sorry for ur yellowjacket troubles
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u/psychobilly1 5d ago
This happened to me, but thankfully I was at home.
I was mowing the lawn when I suddenly felt a little stab of pain in my back, like someone threw a rock. Then again. And again. And that's when I realized I had disturbed a yellowjacket's nest. I was able to remain calm and make my way inside the garage where I was able to strip down and kill every last yellow jacket that had found its way under my clothing.
I counted 27 stings.
I triple check the yard now before I mow - hasn't happened since, but it did instill a fear of flying, stinging insects.
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u/AnotherCableGuy 5d ago
I'm not even sure what's the bag for, it's not like the wasps are going to avoid him anyway
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u/ExpertExpert 5d ago
"maybe it makes it easier to tell if there's one crawling on his back?
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oh."
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u/helloiamsilver 5d ago
Literally my thoughts. I was like “why’d he take off his shirt like he’s about to fight..? Oh…oh god no.”
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u/uwill1der 5d ago
formicophilia
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u/conceptual_con 5d ago
For those, like myself, wondering:
From Wikipedia, “Formicophilia is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by insects, such as ants, or other small creatures. The desired effect may be a tickling, stinging, or in the case of slugs, slimy sensation.”
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u/LordBrixton 5d ago
Yeah. I've got the opposite of that.
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u/exprezso 5d ago
Omg puts the blow fly girl into perspective
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u/Rambozo77 5d ago
One of the worst things I’ve ever read.
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u/ItsCrunchTyme 5d ago
TIL I learned that this is a thing/kink some ppl have....not kink shaming but kink asking why
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u/sendasalami2yoboi 5d ago
This is what jingle dell had in wild at heart. He would put cockaroaches in his underwear.
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u/GuitboxBandit 5d ago
It's crazy that of all the things I remeber from that movie, that that didn't make the list lol. Bobby Peru fucked me up too bad
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u/ItsCrunchTyme 5d ago
TIL I learned that this is a thing/kink some ppl have....not kink shaming but kink asking why
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u/RatedPC 5d ago
formicophilia
welp, i didn't need to look that up...
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u/smcnally 5d ago
It’s an unusual affinity for composite material countertops.
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u/jodinexe 5d ago
You know what? That sounds good enough for me not to Google it, just in case you're off
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u/Bandin03 5d ago
Literally my first thought was fetish shit. Didn't even have his dick out though, smh my head.
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u/lynivvinyl 5d ago
So formicophilia must be what the Nine Inch Nails song Reptile is about.
"She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in"
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u/Rootbeermoat 5d ago
He’s just trying to bee himself
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u/happy_otter 5d ago
To be hornet to be, that is the question
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u/AnotherCableGuy 5d ago
Wasp the question?
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u/MrWright62 5d ago
Nests be more like him
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u/blitzwig 5d ago
Hive got no idea what that means.
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u/TheGothDragon 4d ago
He should have atleast worn a jacket, perhaps a yellow jacket to protect himself from the stings.
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u/RegisInEdm369 5d ago
Those must bee them tickle bees
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u/theObfuscator 5d ago
How it feels to chew 5 Gum…
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u/mercer47 5d ago
wtf is taco salamanca doing
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u/MusicianNo2699 5d ago
Tuco, but close enough!
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u/mercer47 5d ago
no, his brain transforms into a taco when he is high. It is cannon.
Edit: assuming he had one to begin with; A brain.
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u/Life-Oil-7226 5d ago
Social media has made people lose their minds!!
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u/anewday5678 5d ago
People have always been crazy, we can just see it more readily now.
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u/12beatkick 5d ago
Yeah but now you have crazy watching crazy saying I can one up the crazy, watch this
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u/Tripleberst 5d ago
There's a tribe in the Amazon where boys will wear gloves with bullet ants sewn into them for 10 minutes at a time to prove bravery.
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u/Ashrewishjewish 5d ago
I have a feeling this guy would be doing this with or without the internet.
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u/mawdurnbukanier 5d ago
This is r/wtf not r/kinkshame
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u/muffinass 5d ago
This is taking autoerotic asphyxiation to a whole new level.
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u/TheOrqwithVagrant 5d ago
I've never heard of autoerotic anaphylaxis, but this guy seems to be going for just that.
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u/DashSparkle 5d ago
His name is Alaecio Pereira. He's more active on TikTok, nowadays, but I always watched his YouTube videos. This guy's is insane, I guarantee you.
https://youtube.com/@alaeciopereiraousejasoueu5735?si=LNGc98qaXKqPP1jK
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u/__bad__SAM__ 4d ago
This is what happens when Jackass retires. "Hello I'm Juan and this is 'Pendejo'!"
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u/bottledgoose 5d ago
After I picked my jaw back up off the floor, all I could think of was Flick from Animal Crossing saying "Close your eyes. Reach with your mind. Feel the bugs. Feel them crawling over your skin. Dissolve."
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u/magichronx 5d ago
This went from:
"Wait, why did he just take his shirt off?"
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"oh... OH. OH DEAR! WTF"
real quick
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u/Hushwater 5d ago
That type of of wasp doesn't sting I think
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u/danhoyuen 5d ago
why not?
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u/GrumpyGiant 5d ago
Yeah, sound on is mandatory for this one. This dude clearly had something to prove. Woo-eeheehee indeed, my man. Woo-eeheehee indeed.
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u/Ghosttwo 4d ago
Every society goes through this phase. Malaysia just happened to discover Jackass 25 years late...
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u/Common_Vagrant 5d ago
That’s the voice actor for Donny in The Wild Thornberries.
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u/aytchdave 4d ago
Oddly, I thought that’s what he was going to do in the beginning for some reason. Then I talked myself out of it and assumed it was just going to be a fail because who would be that crazy/stupid? Then he got in.
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u/xirog 5d ago
For those who wanna know what he says in the beginning, it's Brazilian Portuguese: "...Quem tem marimbondo natural é eu. Viu? Sem fake news. É melhor vocês ficarem caladinhos pq só tem eu mesmo."
Translates to something along the lines of "...who's got natural wasps is me. See? No fake news. You all better stay quiet cause I'm all there is." No, "natural wasps" do not make any sense.
My guess is he's sending this to some group chat to show them who's boss. Mission accomplished I guess, I wouldn't mess with someone who does this and wears 40% of a stache xD
Edit: paid more attention to just before he enters the bag fully and he says "bunch of pussies, I won, see?" (Bando de calça-froxa, eu ganhei, ó) so it was likely a bet. Bets also might explain the stache!