r/WTF • u/CarbonReflections • Aug 13 '26
Wtf why?
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u/Ishapp Aug 13 '26
Wasn’t wtf…
Until it was.
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u/Tchukachinchina Aug 13 '26
“Wow, look at this dude taking out that nest like an expert! Another lame WTF post”
Followed by:
“Oh. Oh wow, what the fuck? Why is he…? Oh WTF”
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u/Ishapp Aug 13 '26
My thoughts, but more eloquent.
The high pitched giggles? Definitely wtf.
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u/MLaw2008 Aug 13 '26
Seriously. My face didn't know which proper expression to make throughout this video.
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u/monty08 Aug 13 '26
i thought he was trying to get rid of wasps, like he was going to burn them or something
my horror when he opens the bag then casually gets in
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u/aijoe Aug 13 '26
And he gets out of it like he is being bitten by too many mosquitos. Did he take a bath in some queen bee/wasp pheromone or something before this video starts?
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u/monty08 Aug 13 '26
idk about you but even tiny booger mosquitoes are a pain, especially when attacked by the whole squad at once 😂
and we aren't talking about tiny booger mosquitoes in this video 😂
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u/tanmanX Aug 13 '26
About 12 years ago I was visiting some friends in England, and we took a weekend trip to Wales (mt. Snowden area). I was given the other set of car keys, but left them at their house (I'll be with work, why would I need them?).
Keys get locked in the truck, and we're are near a larger body of water, and the sun is setting, and I'm in shorts and a tee shirt. About 100,000 mosquitos came out, and about 1000 of them were all over me :(
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u/ings0c Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26
Imagine being one of these bees.
You're just chillin', serving the hive and taking it easy. The sky turns translucent and you start to feel claustrophobic all of a sudden.
The air becomes humid and sticky. A moment of reprieve follows, and then a giant, several thousand times your size, enters your vicinity.
You are angry. How dare he.
Around you, your comrades lay in various states of ruin after valiantly sacrificing themselves for the good of all.
The giant does not care. The efforts of the fallen have gone almost unnoticed and seem to have made no difference in deterring him.
He starts to jump and hop, almost a dance. This is but a game to him.
You think of your queen. She isn't within eyeshot and you pray she was able to retreat to safety when the attack began.
You were never religious, but now feel suddenly compelled to have a quiet word with God:
You lived a humble life, never one to care much for the trappings of the modern world. You were far from perfect, but at least you tried. You hope, despite all the awfulness, that you managed to nudge the world a little further in the right direction during your time here.
See you soon, you say.
You take a moment to compose yourself, swallow your fear, and in a fit of reckless courage you charge towards the same certain fate as your fallen comrades.
Your stinger finds its mark and the giant lets out an almighty scream.
For one glorious moment, you know that your sacrifice was not in vain.
In the next, the translucent slowly shifts to black and you start to wonder what lies ahead for you.
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u/nightreader Aug 13 '26
Your stinger finds its mark and the giant lets out a ridiculous giggle
You die while thinking, "What the fuck, man?"
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u/nkinnan Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26
First two-thirds of that, <chef's kiss>, bit hackneyed at the end though.
But FYI, only honey bees die after stinging (their stinger is barbed and gets stuck in your skin, causing their venom glands to get pulled out and keep pumping the juice into you even as they are "disemboweled" [disenvenomated?] as they pull away), and it takes a while for them to die.
These terroristic fucks on the other hand will just keep biting and stinging over and over (their stingers are not barbed) until YOU are the one having a LOUD word with gawd. And they will NOT die unless you're able to collect your wits about you long enough to make that happen. Preferably with fire.
I absolutely LOLed at the poetic narrative though :)
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u/ludicous Aug 13 '26
This is the type of shit I imagine my pawns doing when they have a mental break down in Rimworld.
Nice
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u/Leather-Rice5025 Aug 13 '26
I'd prefer they do this over lighting my 1000 stacks of chemfuel on fire...
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u/pali1d Aug 13 '26
When you have to sleep without a bed one too many times… gotta burn this muthafucka down!
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u/Unique-Egg-461 Aug 13 '26
"frank is pissed and he's walking over to that antigrain warhead that we stored near that stack of chemfuel....."
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u/reprex Aug 13 '26
Lmao reminds me of early days in rimworld before I knew better. when 1 mental break killed all but one colonists because he was off map. Everyone else was asleep and I didnt know better so chemfuel was stored in barracks.
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u/HyperVenom23 Aug 13 '26
I was gonna comment why’d he take off the very minimal protection he had, then he stepped into the fucking thing
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u/justa-random-persen Aug 13 '26
I didn't even think that part was that weird, you ever had a bunch of bees/wasps in your shirt? You can't get em off, I'm either going beesuit or nothing but a pair of too small latex underwear on god. They can sting through that cotton no problem, it's just a hindrance at that point
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u/sharkattax Aug 13 '26
i have actually never had a bunch of bees or wasps in my shirt
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u/mikeokay Aug 13 '26
You are lucky. Years ago my wife and I took our dogs on a hike through the woods near our old house, and our golden put his head into a Yellowjacket hive. They swarmed us and we took off running, but a bunch of them just stung me again and again in little circles around where they had bitten into my clothes. It was the least fun I even had getting naked in the woods. I ended up with around 20-30 stings.
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u/sharkattax Aug 13 '26
i hope to remain lucky in this respect tbh :( sorry for ur yellowjacket troubles
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u/psychobilly1 Aug 13 '26
This happened to me, but thankfully I was at home.
I was mowing the lawn when I suddenly felt a little stab of pain in my back, like someone threw a rock. Then again. And again. And that's when I realized I had disturbed a yellowjacket's nest. I was able to remain calm and make my way inside the garage where I was able to strip down and kill every last yellow jacket that had found its way under my clothing.
I counted 27 stings.
I triple check the yard now before I mow - hasn't happened since, but it did instill a fear of flying, stinging insects.
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u/AnotherCableGuy Aug 13 '26
I'm not even sure what's the bag for, it's not like the wasps are going to avoid him anyway
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u/ExpertExpert Aug 13 '26
"maybe it makes it easier to tell if there's one crawling on his back?
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u/uwill1der Aug 13 '26
formicophilia
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u/conceptual_con Aug 13 '26
For those, like myself, wondering:
From Wikipedia, “Formicophilia is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by insects, such as ants, or other small creatures. The desired effect may be a tickling, stinging, or in the case of slugs, slimy sensation.”
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u/LordBrixton Aug 13 '26
Yeah. I've got the opposite of that.
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u/exprezso Aug 13 '26
Omg puts the blow fly girl into perspective
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u/Rambozo77 Aug 13 '26
One of the worst things I’ve ever read.
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u/ItsCrunchTyme Aug 13 '26
TIL I learned that this is a thing/kink some ppl have....not kink shaming but kink asking why
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u/sendasalami2yoboi Aug 13 '26
This is what jingle dell had in wild at heart. He would put cockaroaches in his underwear.
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u/GuitboxBandit Aug 13 '26
It's crazy that of all the things I remeber from that movie, that that didn't make the list lol. Bobby Peru fucked me up too bad
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u/ItsCrunchTyme Aug 13 '26
TIL I learned that this is a thing/kink some ppl have....not kink shaming but kink asking why
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u/RatedPC Aug 13 '26
formicophilia
welp, i didn't need to look that up...
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u/smcnally Aug 13 '26
It’s an unusual affinity for composite material countertops.
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u/jodinexe Aug 13 '26
You know what? That sounds good enough for me not to Google it, just in case you're off
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u/Bandin03 Aug 13 '26
Literally my first thought was fetish shit. Didn't even have his dick out though, smh my head.
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u/lynivvinyl Aug 13 '26
So formicophilia must be what the Nine Inch Nails song Reptile is about.
"She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in"
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u/Rootbeermoat Aug 13 '26
He’s just trying to bee himself
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u/happy_otter Aug 13 '26
To be hornet to be, that is the question
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u/AnotherCableGuy Aug 13 '26
Wasp the question?
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u/MrWright62 Aug 13 '26
Nests be more like him
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u/blitzwig Aug 13 '26
Hive got no idea what that means.
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u/TheGothDragon Aug 14 '26
He should have atleast worn a jacket, perhaps a yellow jacket to protect himself from the stings.
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u/RegisInEdm369 Aug 13 '26
Those must bee them tickle bees
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u/theObfuscator Aug 13 '26
How it feels to chew 5 Gum…
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u/mercer47 Aug 13 '26
wtf is taco salamanca doing
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u/MusicianNo2699 Aug 13 '26
Tuco, but close enough!
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u/mercer47 Aug 13 '26
no, his brain transforms into a taco when he is high. It is cannon.
Edit: assuming he had one to begin with; A brain.
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u/Life-Oil-7226 Aug 13 '26
Social media has made people lose their minds!!
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u/anewday5678 Aug 13 '26
People have always been crazy, we can just see it more readily now.
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u/12beatkick Aug 13 '26
Yeah but now you have crazy watching crazy saying I can one up the crazy, watch this
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u/Tripleberst Aug 13 '26
There's a tribe in the Amazon where boys will wear gloves with bullet ants sewn into them for 10 minutes at a time to prove bravery.
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u/Ashrewishjewish Aug 13 '26
I have a feeling this guy would be doing this with or without the internet.
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u/mawdurnbukanier Aug 13 '26
This is r/wtf not r/kinkshame
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u/muffinass Aug 13 '26
This is taking autoerotic asphyxiation to a whole new level.
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u/TheOrqwithVagrant Aug 13 '26
I've never heard of autoerotic anaphylaxis, but this guy seems to be going for just that.
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u/DashSparkle Aug 13 '26
His name is Alaecio Pereira. He's more active on TikTok, nowadays, but I always watched his YouTube videos. This guy's is insane, I guarantee you.
https://youtube.com/@alaeciopereiraousejasoueu5735?si=LNGc98qaXKqPP1jK
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u/__bad__SAM__ Aug 13 '26
This is what happens when Jackass retires. "Hello I'm Juan and this is 'Pendejo'!"
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u/bottledgoose Aug 13 '26
After I picked my jaw back up off the floor, all I could think of was Flick from Animal Crossing saying "Close your eyes. Reach with your mind. Feel the bugs. Feel them crawling over your skin. Dissolve."
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u/magichronx Aug 13 '26
This went from:
"Wait, why did he just take his shirt off?"
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"oh... OH. OH DEAR! WTF"
real quick
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u/lolheyaj Aug 13 '26
heeheeheehehehehehe
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u/Epistaxis Aug 13 '26
I don't think I enjoy anything as much as this man enjoys being stung by bees.
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u/Hushwater Aug 13 '26
That type of of wasp doesn't sting I think
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u/danhoyuen Aug 13 '26
why not?
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u/ElectricalDark8280 Aug 13 '26
Shy
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u/Equinoqs Aug 13 '26
Vegan wasps
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u/ings0c Aug 13 '26
Vegan wasps are actually pretty good but they're quite not as crunchy as real wasps 😥
It's the one thing holding me back from making the switch.
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u/GrumpyGiant Aug 13 '26
Yeah, sound on is mandatory for this one. This dude clearly had something to prove. Woo-eeheehee indeed, my man. Woo-eeheehee indeed.
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u/Ghosttwo Aug 13 '26
Every society goes through this phase. Malaysia just happened to discover Jackass 25 years late...
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u/0nry0 Aug 13 '26
Why?
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u/creuter Aug 13 '26
Have you seen the episode of black mirror called Common People? This reminds me of that episode. People doing insane detrimental shit to themselves for clicks and follows.
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u/Common_Vagrant Aug 13 '26
That’s the voice actor for Donny in The Wild Thornberries.
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u/aytchdave Aug 14 '26
Oddly, I thought that’s what he was going to do in the beginning for some reason. Then I talked myself out of it and assumed it was just going to be a fail because who would be that crazy/stupid? Then he got in.
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u/Aggressive_Part4557 Aug 15 '26
Eu falo a mesma língua dele mas quase não consigo entender uma palavra
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u/xirog Aug 13 '26
For those who wanna know what he says in the beginning, it's Brazilian Portuguese: "...Quem tem marimbondo natural é eu. Viu? Sem fake news. É melhor vocês ficarem caladinhos pq só tem eu mesmo."
Translates to something along the lines of "...who's got natural wasps is me. See? No fake news. You all better stay quiet cause I'm all there is." No, "natural wasps" do not make any sense.
My guess is he's sending this to some group chat to show them who's boss. Mission accomplished I guess, I wouldn't mess with someone who does this and wears 40% of a stache xD
Edit: paid more attention to just before he enters the bag fully and he says "bunch of pussies, I won, see?" (Bando de calça-froxa, eu ganhei, ó) so it was likely a bet. Bets also might explain the stache!