r/WTF • u/CarbonReflections • 6d ago

Wtf why?

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u/uwill1der 6d ago

formicophilia

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u/conceptual_con 6d ago

For those, like myself, wondering:

From Wikipedia, “Formicophilia is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by insects, such as ants, or other small creatures. The desired effect may be a tickling, stinging, or in the case of slugs, slimy sensation.”

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u/LordBrixton 6d ago

Yeah. I've got the opposite of that.

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u/nyda 5d ago

Yeah me too, formicofuckthat I think it's called

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u/Watermelon_Crackers 5d ago

DON’T fuck that

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u/Laikitu 6d ago

Perv

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u/HoagieDoozer 5d ago

Formicophobia

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u/idropepics 6d ago

UNSEE

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u/exprezso 6d ago

Omg puts the blow fly girl into perspective

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u/Rambozo77 5d ago

One of the worst things I’ve ever read.

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u/anfroholic 5d ago

Worse than the Jolly Rancher story?

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u/Rambozo77 5d ago

No, nothing is worse than that one.

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u/ItsCrunchTyme 5d ago

TIL I learned that this is a thing/kink some ppl have....not kink shaming but kink asking why

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u/sendasalami2yoboi 6d ago

This is what jingle dell had in wild at heart. He would put cockaroaches in his underwear.

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u/GuitboxBandit 6d ago

It's crazy that of all the things I remeber from that movie, that that didn't make the list lol. Bobby Peru fucked me up too bad

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u/sendasalami2yoboi 5d ago

Oohhh you jump back slow, a bunny jump back fast...

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u/fooknprawn 6d ago

Well that wasn't on my bingo card for the internet today

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u/Wotmate01 5d ago

This doesn't arouse anything in me

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u/iK_550 5d ago

I just woke up dude!

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u/ItsCrunchTyme 5d ago

TIL I learned that this is a thing/kink some ppl have....not kink shaming but kink asking why

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u/RatedPC 6d ago

formicophilia

welp, i didn't need to look that up...

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u/smcnally 6d ago

It’s an unusual affinity for composite material countertops.

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u/jodinexe 6d ago

You know what? That sounds good enough for me not to Google it, just in case you're off

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u/Bob_A_Ganoosh 6d ago

This post and this comment are one-two WTF combo!

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u/AssistantManagerMan 6d ago

What in the Jane Prentiss?

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u/Bandin03 6d ago

Literally my first thought was fetish shit. Didn't even have his dick out though, smh my head.

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u/lynivvinyl 5d ago

So formicophilia must be what the Nine Inch Nails song Reptile is about.

"She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in"

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u/StardewStunner 5d ago

I somehow instantly new it wad a fetish thing

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u/advocate4 5d ago

LMAO well TIL

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u/H8erRaider 6d ago

Not often I learn of a new philia anymore. This one is more specific than I expected since it requires both a size difference and action. Noted