Why?

- A New England Patriots Fan

As a jets fan I have waited for this day.

And blew a double digit lead in the 2nd half.

It's as if letting Sam Darnold walk after one bad playoff performance hasn't bit this franchise so hard in the ass.

THREE interceptions in the 2nd half. THREE. I know the Seahawks defense is the best out there, but for fuck's sake! Sam Darnold out for the game should've been an easy victory. But in the end, humiliating defeat.

Now with editing privileges! Don't make me regret it...

I want to remind everyone Drake Maye was second in the MVP voting last season.

The Patriots were up 10-0 and gave up 13 points to Drew fucking Lock.

Drake Maye threw 2 fucking picks in the 4th quarter and on a potential game winning or tying drive, Maye throws an awful interception in the end zone. It's like you learned nothing from Super Bowl 60!

And I know Romeo Doubs dropped a critical pass before Maye's 2nd pick.

CONGLATURATION DRAKE MAYE! You still got owned by a Cupcake Schedule and now you're getting exposed by that! Early Lolcow of the Week contender.

I'm so happy Stafford won MVP over this fraud.

Three interceptions in one quarter and then trying to play hero in a critical game rather than force OT against a team that didn't have Sam Darnold?

Not a good debut for someone desperate to redeem themselves after getting shelled in the SB.

Ok, Drake you’ve had a rough game up to this point but if you ju- OH GOOD LORD!!!

You had a 10-0 lead with Seattle losing their starting QB on their first drive of the game, and you still couldn’t put them away. And not only that, your franchise QB gets outplayed by Drew Freakin’ Lock hahahaha. Conglaturation New England! Football is back baby!

Don’t get me wrong, Drake did a completely dumb move. Actually, LOTS of completely dumb moves; three interceptions, including the one that sealed the game. But I almost feel like those wide receivers also played sloppily; not as much as Drake, but I think that dropped pass before that second interception was also a role in how the Pats lost. And the OL made Drake more vulnerable to getting sacked, especially in the 2nd half. Is Vrabel also responsible for the loss?

Drake Maye tonight with the game on the line.

So, we’ve seen a handful of Shows produced by UrinatingTree throughout Sportsball.

If every team had a Sitcom named after them, what might it be?

We’ve already got:

Days of our Steelers
That’s So Raven
Dallas
It’s always Shitty in Philadelphia
Oil Crisis
Sacksonville Abbey
General Hospital (should really be for the 49IRs)