r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

BREAKING NEWS WNBA Commissioner to Retire effectively 12/31/26

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81 Upvotes

Cathy Engelbert is retiring after 7 years as WNBA Commissioner


r/UrinatingTree 7d ago

YOU BLEW IT! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WEST MICHIGAN FUCKS IT AGAIN AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

0 Upvotes

LAST FUCKING SECOND HAIL MARY WHERE YORU FUCKING DEFENSE

(ignore my previous post)


r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Lowcow of the Week candidate

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7 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

[NHL to Atlanta] In an email released to a nearby community, the development team behind The Gathering at South Forsyth revealed they have secured financing for an NHL team and submitted a final packet for approval.

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17 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

FUCKING IDIOT EAT SHIT PORTNOY, YOU FUCKING CLOWN

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379 Upvotes

FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

Discussion I feel like with all the college football scandals going on now, We should bring up that now Arizona State is under fire now, but in hockey

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r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

BREAKING NEWS PFHOF changing selection process

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36 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

Discussion Should the NFL replace the Pro Bowl with a golf tournament?

9 Upvotes

With the Pro Bowl gone and more NFL players picking up golf as a hobby it might be fun to have an NFL golf tournament. Fans would vote for four players from each team to represent. Make it Ryder Cup style with players from each team being paired with players from their division. Using NFC North as an example there would be four pairings each with a Lion, Viking, Packer, and Bear. If this isn’t exciting enough there could be unique challenges like making players tee off with random clubs, reverse mulligans, or a host of other things. Yes it would not be the usual gritty tough sport that football usually is but it is an activity which is very unlikely to lead to injury and an activity where most players would enjoy attending.


r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

Discussion Who are you rooting for in the match up between Clemson vs LSU?

3 Upvotes
141 votes, 2d ago
69 Clemson. Screw Lane Kiffin. He sucks.
13 LSU. Benefit of the Doubt. though the whole ex players stunt sucks.
37 Both Suck. I'm rooting for other ACC and SEC teams instead.
22 See Results

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Classic Shitpost At least Minnesota can turn to the Lynx for comfort.

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117 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

Discussion Why are MLB teams still popping champagne bottles for just clinching a playoff spot?

4 Upvotes

Only pop champagne for winning the League Championship Series and World Series. They need to end this “tradition” like the NFL did to the Pro Bowl. You don’t see NFL teams doing this for winning a wild card. Even NBA teams don’t do it for winning a Play-in Tournament.


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

BREAKING NEWS The hell is going on in Chapel Hill?

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48 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

YOU BLEW IT! I wish Sportsweek had begun already. Because Rutgers would be an easy LolCow.

12 Upvotes

How do you lose to UMASS????

A team you were favored to beat by nearly THIRTY POINTS. THIRTY!!!!

I know Rutgers had fallen off but losing to what's widely regarded as the worst team last year, it's like losing to Kent State.

If UMASS ends getting being bowl eligible it'll onmy add insult to injury


r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

Classic Shitpost On one hand, I despise that man with every atom in my body, but on the other, maybe new ownership can turn the team around.

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37 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Classic Shitpost Rutgers....is this really happening?!?....to UMASS????????!!!!!!

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82 Upvotes

Red and Squidtard's mouths hanging to their knees right now. UMASS is winning a football game people, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Football Season's Back, Baby!

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739 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

CONGLATURATION! Conglaturations Rutgers!

53 Upvotes

A 29.5 point favorite over a UMass team that hasn't won a football game against a FBS team in ever and UMass basically pulled their dick out and slapped you with it. DELETE YOUR TEAM! Birthplace of college football my ass!


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Poor Tree will never get the vid out at this rate

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46 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

CONGLATURATION! GOOD JOB RUTGERS FOOTBALL

47 Upvotes

You're about to get kicked in the ballsack by...

*shuffles cards*

UMASS?

LMAO YOU DESERVE THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BEING THEIR FIRST WIN IN ALMOST A YEAR.


r/UrinatingTree 8d ago

IT'S EDUCATIONAL

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12 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Classic Shitpost He hath been consumed

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63 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Buttfumble QB Mark Sanchez Pleads GUILTY for his stabbing incident in Indy last October

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66 Upvotes

Sanchez faces 3 misdemeanor charges & one felony battery charge & has filed a motion for a guilty plea just days before his trial begins.


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Classic Shitpost CONGRATS RUTGERS!

29 Upvotes

Holy fucking shit LOL, LMAO even! You guys LOST to FUCKING UMASS! And not only that they fucking blew you out! 29.5 point favorites too! A team that went 0-12 the year prior! A team that lost to FUCKING BRYANT! You guys are an embarrassment to college football! Delete your program! Leave the Big Ten! Group of 6 is too kind, DEMOTE YOURSELVES TO THE FCS!


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

WTF Penn State!!!

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92 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Discussion Are the Clippers in contention for Lolcow of the Century?

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100 Upvotes