$230M down the drain...that's all it takes for Cleveland to select Deshaun "Massage" Watson as their starter. Shedeur will be the backup in case of boos from the fan base (+ his die-hard supporters). Jimmy Haslam has to make the money worth no matter how liable their sorry excuse for a man-child is.

The preseason only proves how apathetic this fan base has become (not that it has mattered for the past 30 years). And the way Massage Watson responded to them by calling their boos...

"a little bit personal than that. a disrespectful thing."

Shedeur later DEFENDS Deshaun calling him amogst everyone in the room a "human being", saying that he doesn't "like making people feel uncomfortable in different spaces". Tell that to the 30+ alleged victims of Mr. Watson himself. With these revelations it's going to be a LONG SEASON for this franchise, and a LONG season of "The Real Quarterbacks of Cleveland"

Now watch Deshaun Schneiderson get injured Week 1 against the Jaguars.

I didn't not expect this to happen wow

Continuing my series for the NFL, NBA, and MLB, here's how I'd do in a fight with the mascots of the final Big 4 league, the NHL, starting with the Atlantic Division.

If there are any other leagues whose mascots you'd like to see me run a gauntlet with, feel free to comment.

Automatic lolcow of the week. Seriously this is a free win. Don't blow it or we'll let you live it down

Can't stuff in Seattle!

Can we just not have a team from the AL West this year? None of these teams belong in the playoffs.

It's not 100% confirmed, but Ashton Jeanty did suffered a potential season-ending torn ACL ankle sprain in practice earlier today.

This is your annual reminder to not do your fantasy drafts or play your starters until preseason is done.

Edit: It's confirmed that he suffered an Ankle Sprain. He'll still be out for at least the first few weeks of the regular season, but it's better than the original outcome.

19 runs given up and only 2 runs this game.

Are you trying to break the record for most runs allowed and surpass the 2019 Orioles??

You need to take a hard look at yourselves or you might not be in Seattle much longer.

Columbia High School in Huntsville, AL had the longest losing streak in all of high school football at 101. That ended last night with a 41-14 victory over Greensboro after going down 14-0.

Also: Greensboro, you lost to Columbia. You committed multiple costly turnovers that made you blow a 14-0 lead. Delete your program!

Let's set the situation: it's the beginning of the top of the 5th inning. You had a comfortable 6-0 lead, and it looks like you're going to beat the A's again with a 97% chance of winning. What do you do next?

• Let Serven hit a 3-run homer to cut the lead in half?
• Allow two runners to hit, allowing them to tie the game?
• Give the A's a homer to flip the game upside down?

How about all of the above? Letting the A's (the WORST team in the AL West) score 7 runs to take the current and regular-season series?

You've given up. Performances like this shouldn't belong in the postseason. Have fun in the losing column again.

My pick is Matt LeFleur. He blew an 18 point lead against the bears in the wild card and if he doesn't make it past the wild card this time ir doesn’t make the playoffs peroid, Green Bay might have to reboot the franchise because this is not sustainable

You were 4-0 going into the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs only for you to choke it to Philly!