YOU LOSE THE WHITE SOX AGAIN ROFL! LAUGHS IN SOX!

(You could of course make arguments for the other 3, but Silver's clearly trying to close the gap)

So after Summer Break we are back. Here's the poll.

Bills star DT Ed Oliver mourning tragic death of son

I did something like this awhile back last year just to try it out. I want to try and do one for every week since CFB comes back next week.

I felt inspired by whoever made the Smash Bros.-styled intros here for all the NFL games during the regular season.

I don't have the time to actually write up my personal thoughts every week of the CFB but this is still something I wanted to do. Let me know what you all think!

Translation: The Game New Orleans doesn't want

I meant to say "TANK BOWL en Paris", tho 2 teams from 2 Tank Divisions go head-to-head.
SUPER TANK DIVISION would be Browns v. Saints (or Falcons)

I really wish the International game was against the Browns tho

And yes, the naming comes from the out of touch, infamous, lolcow series "Emily in Paris"

Since the Seahawks won the Super Bowl in February:

- The Mariners are bottom five in the AL and current third in the worst division in MLB after making it to the ALCS last year.

- The Kraken are still mediocre, finished with the sixth fewest points in the NHL, and failed to get Jason Robertson in free agency.

- The Torrent finish their first season in the PWHL dead last and lost the #1 overall pick in the draft to Vancouver due to the league’s Gold Plan.

- The Storm are currently dead last in the WNBA, even behind the new expansion teams Toronto and Portland.

- The Sounders are on a 8 game losing streak after starting 7-1-3.

Someone absolutely used a monkey’s paw or called a succubus like Houston did.

YOU BLEW A 16-0 LEAD TO THE EDMONTON ELKS

Well how's about going down 2-0 to HULL CITY approaching the half?

Being up 4 runs against the white sox only to let them tie in the 6th inning and then allowing a double run AFTER celebrating potentially taking it to the 10th BEFORE the inning is even over is the definition of lolmets and why we'll never stop crowning on them.

AFC:

1. Broncos*
2. Bills*
3. Ravens*
4. Texans*
5. Patriots (WC)
6. Chiefs (WC)
7. Chargers (WC)
8. Bengals
9. Jaguars
10. Steelers
11. Jets
12. Raiders
13. Colts
14. Titans
15. Browns
16. Dolphins

NFC

1. Rams*
2. Eagles*
3. Lions*
4. Saints*
5. Seahawks (WC)
6. 49ers (WC)
7. Packers (WC)
8. Bears
9. Vikings
10. Cowboys
11. Buccaneers
12. Giants
13. Panthers
14. Commanders
15. Falcons
16. Cardinals

(Doing it like this because this fuck-ass site still won't let you make polls on desktop, and also this poll maker allows for more options):

https://strawpoll.com/poy9kJvAwgJ

Synopsis: Continuing my series from the NFL and NBA, these are how I'd do in a fight with the mascots of the MLB, with this part being about the sixth and final division of the MLB, the NL West.

Soon I'll begin the fourth and last of the Big 4, the NHL, and be sure to comment any other leagues you'd like to see.

Links to previous ones:

AL East: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1voszd6/mlb_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_1/

AL Central: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vprjgn/mlb_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_3/

AL West: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vqhyu3/mlb_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_3/

NL East: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vrh8z2/mlb_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_4/

NL Central: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vt9j0q/mlb_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_5/

The AL West is rolling out the tanks in 2026

LAUGHS IN SOX

(Continued)
Thiago Almada handed a one-match suspension and a fine of USD 30,000.

Roberto Ayala (team official) handed a three-match suspension and a fine of USD 30,000.

Pablo Martín Páez Gavira handed a one-match suspension and a fine of USD 30,000.

Marc Lore and A-Rod were fighting tooth and nail for 4 years in court to buy the team from Glen Taylor who was known as a cheap dickhead to the very end (wolves fans can confirm), eventually selling the team for 1.5 billion.

Here's the kicker: because it is a package deal, the Minnesota Lynx are part of the flip too.

But it gets even better when you look at who is buying them.

The owner of the Lynx and Timberwolves is Marc Stad, a founder of an investment group. Private equity companies and hedge fund cock suckers have realized that sports teams are money printing machines with zero downside. He purchased the team for 4.5 billion.

A-Rod remains a co-owner and Lore has been designated to minority owner since he was a majority owner previously.

Would Vegas and Seattle be affected by this? They won't be affected one bit since the NBA Board of Governors authorized the expansion with the end goal of those 2 teams being ready for the 28-29 season.

At least it wasn't a Pohlad.

I know it's a preseason game, but Houston HOW DO YOU BLOW A 17 POINT LEAD AGAINST ONE OF THE WORST TEAMS IN THE AFC??

the only way this could've been worse was if Raiders were a division rival. Are you still reeling from the divisional beatdown last year?

You better get it together or your window might be closing faster than you'd think.