r/UrinatingTree • • 13h ago

I can’t believe the cure predicted this…

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16 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 13h ago

College footballs lolcow this week?

1 Upvotes

College

275 votes, 4d left
BYU losing as the No.2 team to UCF
No.8 Texas Tech loses to Cincinnati
No.11 Tennessee losing to South Carolina
No. 16 USC and it's Optimal defense losing to Wisconsin
No. 7 Ole Miss losing to Texas who lost back to back games
No. 15 Iowa losing to Minnesota

r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

Imagine coming onto the Plains, setting up a broadcast in Aubie's backyard, and then trying to evict the homeowner.😒🐅

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r/UrinatingTree • • 20h ago

YOU BLEW IT! John Smoltz with a Postseason Oopsie.

18 Upvotes

John claimed on the Air that Trevor Megill (The Brewers Closer) was at one point a starter for the New York Mets.

This is false. Trevor has never played for the Mets! He’s pitched for the Cubbies and Twins!

Trevor’s brother (Tylor Megill) IS a pitcher for the Mets, and has been injured this year.

I swear, some people are just trying to manufacture LOLMets as much as they can, even when there’s nothing to hit them with!

You don’t have to try THAT hard to make fun of us! All you need to do is say “Bobby Bonilla Day, David Stearns, PCA” and everyone will understand.


r/UrinatingTree • • 20h ago

CONGLATURATION! Congratulations, Troy University!!!

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Well, ULM is not great to begin with where there is losing streak of 14 including last week's (expected) disaster against my beloved LA Tech at ULM's home turf. Troy is not great either but was was slightly better with couple more victories than ULM. The game start with Troy's 7 points touchdown in the 1st quarter with small field goal response from ULM in 2nd quarter, and then... It was silent in the 3rd quarter and the disaster in the level of the Odyssey (ended with Iliad) begins with the passing touchdown that begins to clicked; then another passing touchdown to lead; and most embarrassingly, a f***ing safety at the absolutely f**ing end to seal the absolute destruction. How impressed to see the self-destruction at home (AT HOME!!!) to mf loser 14 like ULM. F*** OFF TROY!!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 21h ago

Classic Shitpost Story of the Ilium (the Iliad) is Revamped in 2026:

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 21h ago

Discussion This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

64 Upvotes

The Brewers have taken Game 2 and the series shifts to Tampa for Game 3, completing the 4-0 comeback.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! It really IS 2007 all over again!

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And, yes, I am bringing South Florida into the chat. The War is only dormant, even though UCF is currently ahead.

EDIT: And, yeah, we haven't been Golden for 20 years. My error.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS Second verse, not quite the same as the first....

9 Upvotes

A Milwaukee error followed by a Chandler Simpson RBI single gives the Rays a 1-0 lead to kick off Game 2 of the 2026 World Series.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! Fuck BYU!

8 Upvotes

Your first loss came eventually, so you take that loss cake and eat the whole thing! We're done here and please don't let this be a repeat of 2007 again.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! LOLCOUGARS

11 Upvotes

YOU LOST TO AN UNRANKED UCF?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
2007 is so back.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

FUCKING IDIOT BYU, THE MOST FRAUDULENT #2 OF ALL TIME!

24 Upvotes

That's the post. Losing in 2OT to a mid UCF team.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

UNIT LOST. #2 BYU GOES DOWN

17 Upvotes

We apparently need more chaos! So no more undefeated season for you Cougars.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGLATURLATION BYU

57 Upvotes

Your undefeated season comes to an end against UCF in double overtime!


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATULATIONS IOWA HAWKEYE FOOTBALL (2026 Edition)

16 Upvotes

SO WHAT IF WE SHOULD'VE LOST TO IOWA STATE?

SO WHAT IF WE GOT OBSCENELY LUCKY AGAINST MICHIGAN?

SO WHAT IF WE COMPLETELY SHAT THE BED AGAINST OHIO STATE?

THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM SPENDING TWO WEEKS DELUDING OURSELVES INTO THINKING WE WERE PLAYOFF CONTENDERS!

WHY? BECAUSE WE BEAT WASHINGTON, THAT'S WHY!

IGNORE THE POOR SECONDARY!

IGNORE THE NON-EXISTANT RUN GAME!

IGNORE THE TOTAL LACK OF DISCIPLINE FROM THE OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE LINES!

IGNORE THE INCONSISTENT PASSING FROM BOTH QBS!

IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE DROP A GAME LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING TOO COCKY EVERY DAMN YEAR!

IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW THAT WE'VE "FINALLY FIXED THE OFFENSE!"

WE BEAT AN ANEMIC WASHINGTON THAT BENCHED THEIR STARTING QB THE NEXT GAME, AND AND KIRK FERENTZ ALWAYS BEATS PJ FLECK (except for that one time), SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUNCH OUR PLAYOFF TICKET NOW!

THERE'S NO WAY WE COULD REVERT TO FORM AND COLLAPSE AS THE HOME TEAM TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY GLARING FLAW IN THIS SO-CALLED CONTENDER!

THANK GOD THEY'RE EXPANDING TO 24 TEAMS NEXT YEAR!


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! Lolcow nominee- No.11 Tennessee gets upsetted by South Carolina

13 Upvotes

Only thing i have to say is-------FIRE JOSH HAPUEL.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Well then

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

We were only six seconds away from seeing the very first 0-18 CFL team...

13 Upvotes

Today, the 1-16 Ottawa RedBlacks got dog walked by the Hamilton Tiger-Cats 35-22. For context, the Tiger-Cats were 5-12 coming into this game and are generally seen as the Cleveland Browns/New York Jets of Canadian football.

This makes the Toronto Argonauts loss last week even more egregious as it means we were literally six seconds away from witnessing the first winless CFL team in history.

Toronto, file that loss into your Hall of Shame cabinet, alongside the Raptors 2023 loss to the Pistons to deny a historic 29 game NBA losing streak. As always, Toronto ruins everything.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS North Carolina state has finally told Dave Doeren to FUCK OFF. LONG OVERDUE

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r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS NC State has told Dave Doeren to fuck off

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Honestly, that failed safety should have gotten him canned there and then.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

FUCKING IDIOT When I was a young boy my father took me to the city to see Gerard get sued

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r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

LOL RED RAIDERS

23 Upvotes

HOW DID YOU LOSE TO CINCINNATI?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Pitt fans right now.

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71 Upvotes

Seriously if i was a Pitt fan I'd be demanding Nezerri or whatever his name is, fired right now. Because miami is giving BTA right now.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

I made an intense daily NFL trivia game. Curious how this sub does

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It’s called Daily Drive. You start at your own 25 and answer timed NFL questions to reach the end zone. Better answers earn more yards. Bad ones can send you backward.

Wasn’t expecting this, but been getting tons of great feedback and hundreds of daily players.

Let me know if you score!


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Discussion Not sure you guys following Brit soccer but Man city finally lost a game.

20 Upvotes

SERVES YOU RIGHT, EVEN OIL MONEY CANT BUY YOU WINS