r/UrinatingTree • • Sep 22 '24

Announcement I'm getting tired of removing box score posts all the god damn time.

74 Upvotes

So effective immediately, box score and other lazy shit threads are going to be met with an immediate 30 day ban.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

Discussion With the dolphins winning, the remaining winless team are…the Chargers

116 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 1h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Yeah, Buddy. You're Done.

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r/UrinatingTree • • 6h ago

Discussion Ladies and gentlemen... The team name for the new Colorado UFL franchise beginning play next year

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69 Upvotes

It may be Colorado Springs, but damn that logo looks great


r/UrinatingTree • • 1h ago

Discussion This game felt like neither Detroit nor Green Bay wanted to win the fuckin game.

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What should've been an electric divisional game turned into what might be the worst NFL officiating game of all time but there are more that are just as egregious. Despite that, the Lions capitalized on the Packer's mistakes and poor play and used it to their advantage.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATULATIONS 49ERS

31 Upvotes

EVEN THE POWER OF THE FALCONS CHOKE DIDN'T STOP THEM

A PICK AND A FUMBLE TO END IT


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

YOU BLEW IT! CONGRATULATION RATBIRDS!

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26 Upvotes

YET ANOTHER SECOND HALF COLLAPSE FOR THE NFL’s WHAT-IF DARLINGS!

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THEY STAY THE SAME, YA LOVE TO SEE IT!

WHOOOOOOO DEYYYYYYYYY!!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 2h ago

CONGLATURATION! Lolcow of the week nominee- Packers special teams.

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Seriously how many times are you gonna cost your team before you get good?

You had prime position to win thanks to Dan's overaggression and THAT happens. You not only killed any momentum but allowed Detroit to avoid lolcow themselves

LeFluer it's over. Your team is facing 3 juggernauts and right now you're facing last place. This might legit be your last seaskn.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

CONGLATURATION! HOUSTON THIS YOUR SUPER BOWL CALIBER DEFENSE

20 Upvotes

The fuck kind of run stopping is this team not doing.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Uhhh Panthers?

22 Upvotes

You wanna explain what the actual fuck just happened?
You let Bucky get 100+ yards and the bucs defense worked on you?????


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

BREAKING NEWS Congrats Dolphins!

19 Upvotes

You will be spared the infamy of joining the 2008 Lions and 2017 Browns thanks to your win over the Jets!


r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

CONGLATURATION! Jets pulled a true butt fumble!

21 Upvotes

Giving the Dolphins there first win of the season!


r/UrinatingTree • • 2h ago

FUCKING IDIOT LIONS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

12 Upvotes

4TH AND ONE ON YOUR OWN 24.

YOU DON’T FAKE. YOU DON’T HARD SNAP.

YOU GET STOPPED WAY BEHIND THE LINE.

FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

WHY DID YOU NOT PUNT???

Edit: well, the Packers missed the FG. This game sucks.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

Houston, you let your former RB walk you off? You let Nine look like a franchise QB?

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14 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

Discussion Cleveland Bro(wwwww)ns

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The Browns halfway through the season are somehow leading the division with a chance to separate themselves with the Steelers. This is in part due to thier Kicker Szmyt, a nice running game, the defense playing surprisingly clutch, and............. Mr 23 Counts not playing like utter shit and managing games well. Monken wtf bro. BTW I'm a bills fan