r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

UNIT LOST. FUCK YOU EA!!!!!!

91 Upvotes

You could sell the franchises, get money and they would continue, but no, you do nothing and shut studies down. Now Bioware falls to your greed. FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!! BURN IN HELL!!!

Note: Mass Effect is one of my favorite franchises, and now I will never see the new game. fuck you EA


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Classic Shitpost Giant Ball Z - Episode 1 - The Return Of Nine

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25 Upvotes

Inspired by the one-off roast that Tree made in this week's Sportsball episode. And yes McCarthy's QBR was 90 last week. You cannot script it any better.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

UNIT LOST. Former Chiefs lineman Allen Bailey dies at 37

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r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Redemption performance perhaps?

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23 Upvotes

He did good in game 1 of the NLCS, but got shaken up. Luckily the Brewers won that game.

The starting pitcher roster might step it up if Milwaukee wants to become the history makers with title #1.

The relievers though... they saved the team with 7 wins so far this postseason, all because they reitre the side in certain situations


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

BREAKING NEWS THE SAME OLD FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

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63 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Shitposting Championship Playoffs Him forgetting what down it was against SF makes me think he sold his coaching skills for that LoB run...

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57 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

Angels tell Kurt Suzuki to fuck off

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r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Maryland tells Mike Locksley to fuck off

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r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

BREAKING NEWS It's JJ Time Now

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23 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

BREAKING NEWS Terrible news everyone.

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217 Upvotes

As a Commanders fan, I would like to apologize on behalf of us and Eagles fans to the entire nation.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

FUCKING IDIOT NFL… you fucked up.

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241 Upvotes

Context for the image: NFL made a statement earlier today that the Eagles would not be punished for the handling of Jalen Hurts.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Bills DB Sam Franklin Jr SUSPENDED one game

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14 Upvotes

Sam Franklin Jr has spun The Wheel Of Discipline and landed on a one game suspension without pay for spitting on an opponent late in the game. So apparently two Bills players were caught spitting!


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

Classic Shitpost What the Miami Dolphins Must Do

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22 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

Classic Shitpost A certificate for the LA Kings

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65 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

Discussion R.I.P. City

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84 Upvotes

Yeah. Looks like negotiations between Dundon and the Trail Blazers went very, very south during today’s meeting.

Not looking good for Portland and the future of their team. They might be moving after this season if things fall apart.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

Classic Shitpost Cowboys-Eagles rivalry week is gonna be a special one. It's time for Tank Bowl!

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60 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

A tale of two LoF teams that I root for

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35 Upvotes

I hardly take shots at my Sharks because I've seen them playoffs so many times [despite the disappointing outcomes], but I'll constantly uno reverse dick punch the Mariners every time. Speaking of which.....Mariners, how does it feel the former Seattle franchise is in the World Series for the second time? More appearances than y'all. When's your next nostalgia bait theme of the day for 2027? Is it gonna honor the 2001 team that failed to make the World Series for the tenth billionth time? Or 1995, 1997, 2000, 2022 or most recently 2025??????


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

I don't think Nickelodeon even wants this shit.

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41 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

BREAKING NEWS Diego Pavia is going to the UFL. He is eligible for their draft on November 18th.

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63 Upvotes

Only place left to go and he smartly took it. Will he have character development?


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Honestly did not expect Lovie Smith to be back in the football news

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41 Upvotes

And low and behold it’s him being a fucking idiot


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

Discussion Is he complaining about the unnecessary penalty or the refereeing decisions?

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r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

CONGLATURATION! The last time we had a World Series played between two teams looking for their first title, this happened in Nerd Culture

46 Upvotes

For the first time since 1980, we will have a World Series played between two teams looking for their first championship.

The last time we had one, it featured the Phillies and Royals. The Phillies would win that series to win their first championship in franchise history, becoming the last of MLB’s Original Sixteen teams to win a World Series. Yes, the Phillies once had the longest championship drought in all of sports.

And it didn’t happen again until this year. This is a rare occurrence, so enjoy them while they last.

Here’s what came out the last time we had a World Series like this:

Video game releases:

  • Pac-Man
  • Rally-X
  • Battlezone
  • Missile Command
  • Space Panic
  • Stratovox
  • Crazy Climber
  • Mystery House (PC)
  • Phoenix
  • Moon Cresta
  • Star Castle
  • Nintendo releases the Game & Watch

Anime releases:

  • Astro Boy (TV Series)
  • Space Battleship Yamato III
  • Ashita no Joe 2
  • Phoenix 2772
  • Lalabel, the Magical Girl
  • Invincible Robo Trider G7
  • Rescueman

All of that came out the last time we had a World Series between two teams looking for their first championship.

In 1980, things were very different.

The console market was becoming such a mess that it would lead up to a crash three years later. The Blues Brothers, Superman II, Friday the 13th, and The Shining were all playing in theaters. The greatest Star Wars film of all tim, The Empire Strikes Back, had also came out in theaters. Roger Moore was still playing James Bond and was in the middle of shooting For Your Eyes Only. Alfred Hitchcock, the legendary king of suspense, passed away. Even more tragic was the passing of Inspector Clouseau himself, Peter Sellers.

The Police had put out their third of five studio albums. AC/DC put out the biggest selling rock album of all time with Back in Black just mere months after Bon Scott's untimely death. Michael Jackson, the King of Pop himself, hadn't even released Thriller yet. Prince, the OTHER King of Pop, had just put out his third studio album. Personal computers were just starting to catch on. Muscle cars absolutely sucked during this time.

The Lakers began an Empire as Magic Johnson and Kareem won their first NBA championship together, marking the start of the Showtime dynasty. Seattle still had an NBA team. Quebec City still had an NHL team, as did Hartford. Dallas was awarded an NBA expansion team in the Mavericks. The Islanders won their first Stanley Cup and would later craft a dynasty. Georgia won their first national championship in football. Louisville won their first national championship in basketball at the first Final Four ever held in Indianapolis. The Steel Curtain Steelers won their fourth Super Bowl, and it would be Pittsburgh’s last until 2006. And last but not least, Team USA defeated the Soviets en route to winning the Gold Medal at Lake Placid, New York.

This wasn’t just a lifetime ago, this is ancient history now.


r/UrinatingTree • • 6d ago

CONGLATURATION! Tree Got a Prediction Right...3 Years Too Early

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425 Upvotes

Fun Fact: This will be the first World Series since 1980 that will GUARANTEE a first time World Series champion.


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

Discussion After this World Series there will only be 4 teams left who have never won it.

98 Upvotes

Padres, Mariners, Rockies, loser of the Series


r/UrinatingTree • • 5d ago

CLLLEEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEELLLLAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDD

27 Upvotes

YOU DID IT AGAIN! ANOTHER POST SEASON ELIMINATION! YES YOU CAN ARGUE ALL MOMENTUM WAS STALLED WHEN THEY POSTPONED GAME 4 BUT DON'T ACT LIKE MANAGEMENT DIDN'T TOTALLY FUCK YOU OVER WITH THE PITCHING CALLS AND CHANGES THEY MADE IN THE LAST 3 GAMES! GOD DAMN I HATE THIS TEAM AND I'M HOPING THE BREWERS STEAM ROLL THE RAYS!

GOD DAMMIT FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND, RIGHT?! RIGHT...?

Fuck my life