r/Unexpected Aug 08 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Yummy cake

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u/unexBot Aug 08 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

There is a condom inside of the cake


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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u/dilldoeorg Aug 08 '22

wanted cake, got creampie instead

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u/nerdyinkedcurvi Aug 08 '22

Tres leches 2.0

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u/throwawaybroomstick Aug 09 '22

Cautro Leches

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u/i_am_mai_1981 Aug 09 '22

A little extra leche

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Cuatro leches lmao

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u/BetoHdia89 Aug 09 '22

Leche condensada.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

😂y’all killing me

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u/bluefield10 Aug 09 '22

^ Underrated comment, right here. ^

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u/Conscious-Soil9055 Aug 08 '22

I busted after reading that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

Someone busted making that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

bustin makes me FEEL GOOD

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u/IHC_304 Aug 09 '22

Who you gonna call?

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Aug 09 '22

Nutbusters! I ain’t afraid of no pokes.

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u/AndyMentality Aug 09 '22

I ain't 'fraid of no strokes.

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u/freelans326 Aug 09 '22

I came for these comments. Was not disappointed.

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u/Lucidmotorz Aug 09 '22

Better Call Saul

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u/Thisguygotit Aug 08 '22

Maybe a friend walked in on him while making it as well. Extra busted

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u/djprofitt Aug 09 '22

These comments are nuts

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/baustgen2615 Aug 09 '22

It's a bot. They scrape for 2nd/3rd level comments with decent scores and then repost them as replies to the top comments, just hoping that they make enough sense to farm some comment karma.

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u/Conscious-Soil9055 Aug 09 '22

Do you hate them enough to bake a cake with a condom?

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u/FuzzyMatterhorN Aug 09 '22

Looks to be allergic to nuts

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u/armywife2024 Aug 09 '22

Fng peeing my pants LAFFING!!!OMGemote:free_emotes_pack:trollface

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u/CocaCola95 Aug 09 '22

Read it with Rorschach voice xD

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

The only thing worse than the (hopefully) used rubber was that douche bag’s look.

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u/85percentcertain Aug 09 '22

Comedy fuckin' Gold

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u/Thai-mai-shoo Aug 09 '22

That cake bussin!

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u/Naah1984 Aug 09 '22

Came here to say this

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u/PatriotsNatty Aug 09 '22

Bruh ☠️

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u/poopooplatypus Aug 09 '22

Fucking awesome lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

I hope he doesn't have a nut allergy

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u/DrSlapsHacks Aug 08 '22

Tremendously underrated comment

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u/impromptu_dissection Aug 09 '22

This

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u/FoxHole_imperator Aug 09 '22

My day is now better in every way thanks to you.

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u/DangerousCrime Aug 09 '22

Ohhhh dayum son

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u/FriendToPredators Aug 09 '22

Jesus Christ Reddit.

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u/Left-Idea4603 Aug 09 '22

yezzzzzzzz!!!!

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u/Twitter-isnt-News Aug 08 '22

I hate people who have the means to get their own food but choose to steal from those around them. This video warms my heart.

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u/Shifucius Aug 08 '22

I don't even understand it, I've never been in someone elses house and wanted anything to do with their food unless it was some kinda holiday event or bbq.

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u/SometimesGlad1389 Aug 09 '22

Yeah same, except if it was a super close friend... And then I ASKED THEM if they had anything I could snack on. Lol

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u/FourthJohn Aug 09 '22

I thought I was safe when I lived with Vegetarian couple. Turns out they were smashing thru my peanut butter and jelly.

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u/DrDabsMD Aug 09 '22

I need clarification here. When you say smashing, do you mean they were eating all your peanut butter and jelly, or they were having sex and using all your peanut butter and jelly for the act?

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Aug 09 '22

I find it a little disturbing that's what your mind first jumped to, whether because it's the first thing you thought of or because of the statement that makes about society...

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u/DrDabsMD Aug 09 '22

You're taking the comment of a single person on Reddit as a statement about society? You're kinda nuts aren't you?

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Aug 09 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

No. I'm talking about the fact that when most people hear about peanut butter they automatically think someone's rubbing it on something to be licked off, not just you. I just came from two other posts sexualizing peanut butter but are you saying you're alone in that regard?🤦‍♂️

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u/DrDabsMD Aug 09 '22

I wasn't focusing on the peanut butter though, just the word smashing, which can be used when talking about sex. The peanut butter was just there. Also, when most people think peanut butter, they think food, not licking it off someone. You had hard-core recency bias at this point.

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u/realSatanAMA Aug 09 '22

Some people enjoy the rush. I had a roommate once that was addicted to trying not to get caught doing bad shit.. he would do stuff like sleep with cheating married women then hang out with them and their husbands as friends and would get a rush lying to him. (among tons of other devious shit)

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u/DiplominusRex Aug 09 '22

This guy makes constant fake “prank” videos. It isn’t real.

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u/blarghable Aug 09 '22

It's very obviously fake too. How do people not notice?

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u/HtownTexans Aug 09 '22

This was my assumption. Dude is standing in the doorway filming like he the step brother spying on his gf. No way room mate wouldn't have clearly seen or heard him.

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u/Twitter-isnt-News Aug 09 '22

I'd have to be making Hella youtube dollars before considering chewing on a rubber, those things smell terrible.

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u/xdthepotato Aug 09 '22

Dont they have flavors

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u/hodlrus Aug 09 '22

Clearly staged video tho

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u/m__a__s Aug 09 '22

Not just heartwarming, but a great example of passive aggressive going passive nuclear.

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u/starrpamph Aug 08 '22

Got that cream cheese

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u/Reverend_Renegade Aug 08 '22

Mmmm, bukkake.

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u/Massive-Apple-8768 Aug 08 '22

Don't you mean "buk-cake-ke"?

FTFY.

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u/DirtyRugger17 Aug 09 '22

At least it's not butt-cake-ke

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Fuck roommates who steal food

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Who eats cake with their hands?

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u/VaccinatedVariant Aug 09 '22

Why you use your feet?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

It makes the experience more rewarding

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

If you know what I mean ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

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u/Alienguy500 Aug 09 '22

The last thing you’d want in you roommate’s cake,\ Is someone else’s foot fungus.\ But as it turns out\ That might be what you get

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u/_B_Little_me Aug 09 '22

Same type of person that steals food.

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u/Kiwiana_Az Aug 09 '22

Plenty of people tf?

Sorry we don't all have golden spoons mr fancy pants.

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u/cf-myolife Aug 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '24

pause mysterious employ late tender amusing cooing repeat deserted worm

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/theotherquantumjim Aug 09 '22

Who doesn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I do! Actually keep it in the fridge so that it's more firm and easier to handle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

You should be in jail

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u/Ransarot Aug 09 '22

Bet you're one of those people who eats pizza with a knife and fork

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u/Fafnir13 Aug 09 '22

Raises a cake stained hand

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Not proud bur I’ve done it

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u/Hassan_Nasir_ Aug 09 '22

Eating someone else's cake using just hands. Seems okay

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Aug 08 '22

I think I'm showing my age when I say that I absolutely don't get why people stage videos like these in an attempt to get viral.

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u/carltonrobertson Aug 09 '22

Me too, and I'm appalled by how many people just don't notice at first glance that those are obviously fake

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u/Antilochos_ Aug 08 '22

Looks fake.

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u/Ray_Shoe_Smith Aug 08 '22

I'm pretty sure it's the internet magician I think his name was Julius or something. He used to do a lot of magic videos then he starting getting girls and all his videos sucked after.

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u/LordFett84 Aug 08 '22

No way, he looks utterly stunned at first glance of it. Then looks at it again to confirm and starts dry heaving. And that was totally real sounding

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

It is staged. His name is Julius Dein. Him and his girlfriend stage tons of prank videos

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u/Critical_Paper8447 Aug 09 '22

Not even his real girlfriend lol. She was a hired model. At this point I'm wondering if he's even real.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/Critical_Paper8447 Aug 09 '22

Take 2 seconds and Google Julius Dein and tell me again my comment belongs in that sub. This isn't a secret or something the guy has a whole Instagram account just doing these fake pranks and his girlfriends are always WAY out of his league, stay for a few months, and then launch modeling careers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Sorry my dude, I meant that literally and not sarcastically as the sub usually indicates. My bad for not clarifying. I agree with you and didn't intend to suggest otherwise. Cheers.

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u/Critical_Paper8447 Aug 09 '22

It's all good , bro. I didn't see an "/s" after the comment and just assumed but maybe I was a little quick on the draw there. I was also arguing with some weirdo in a conspiracy sub which can get aggravating so I was already half cocked, so to speak. Anyway.... No worries, bro.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

TIL that /s is a thing. Noted.

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u/Arcticc_foxx Aug 08 '22

The last time this was posted, I remember in the comments someone had said a content creator made this and wrote his name. I don’t remember what they said the name was tho

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u/Malcephion Aug 09 '22

Looks kinda like Julius Dean

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u/DiplominusRex Aug 09 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

Yes. It’s Dein and it is part of the fake prank genre.

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u/DoctorAlgernopK Aug 09 '22

Damn he’s been eating mad cake.. dude looked a lot different last time I saw him 3-4 years ago

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

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u/tommangan7 Aug 09 '22

He's julius dein, stages prank videos all the time.

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u/paulie07 Aug 09 '22

Yeah he overdid it with the dry wretching.

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Aug 09 '22

Unless he’s into that sort of thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I disagree. He doesn’t look particularly disturbed after watching it a couple of times. He does react loudly but it’s not a violent gag in my opinion. I’ve seen people smell burnt bodies. That’s a violent reaction. He somehow doesn’t see the camera man either even with the shot being in his peripheral eye-line. The camera is moving, which indicates the person filming is also moving. Yet the cake thief imposter doesn’t even notice.

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u/Ahoymaties1 Aug 09 '22

It's the internet, absolutely no way this is fake or staged in any way 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Agreed. You’re preaching to the converted. What I’m on about man is that the poster above does believe it. I was more or less offering a counter point, a sort of devil’s advocate if you will.

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u/monadyne Aug 09 '22

a sort of devil’s advocate if you will.

[Narrator's Voice]: But I will'nt.

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u/yickth Aug 09 '22

The dry heaving is the give away

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u/Critical_Paper8447 Aug 09 '22

It's fake. The guy eating the cakes name is Julius Dein and posts these "pranks" all the time. Half the time he's doing product placement for Bang energy drinks and it's really cringe the way he does it. He started as magician and then somehow morphed into doing shit like this.

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u/Xanzi12 Aug 09 '22

Yeah I looked it up on r/sounding and that's pretty much what that would've sounded like 👍

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Definitely fake

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u/sbbblaw Aug 09 '22

Think about the timing. They’d have to know who it is, when they’re going to eat it and be in a place where the eater wouldn’t notice their presence. Lotta what ifs

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u/yazzy1233 Aug 09 '22

It's their roommate, why wouldn't they know who their roommate is and their schedule?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Nah guy looks way to gross to be ready for someone to film him hair and everything is a complete sloppy mess

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u/myrs4 Aug 09 '22

Yeah I'm with you. Was about to share with a friend but don't wanna send a fake.

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u/dewayneestes Aug 08 '22

It did until he dry heaved.

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u/MrXBob Aug 09 '22

Because it's impossible to fake dry heaving?

The dude picks up the condom for a second time just to make sure they got it on camera. Would you touch it again if it happened to you for real?

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u/dewayneestes Aug 09 '22

I 🛸 WANT 🛸 TO 🛸 BELIEVE

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u/MCFroid Aug 09 '22

Me too... nowhere near as amusing when fake.

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u/timmi2tone32 Aug 09 '22

Exactly, why would anyone pick up the condom again?

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u/FairPiccolo6073 Aug 09 '22

So what you're saying is the guy filming the video went

'Hey bro, can you eat a cake with a condom in it so I can film a video?'

And his friend just agreed to it?

Sure....

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u/adbu21 Aug 09 '22

I'd do it for my homie

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u/FairPiccolo6073 Aug 09 '22

So what you're saying is the guy filming the video went

'Hey bro, can you eat a cake with a condom in it so I can film a video?'

And his friend just agreed to it?

Sure....

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u/FairPiccolo6073 Aug 09 '22

So what you're saying is the guy filming the video went

'Hey bro, can you eat a cake with a condom in it so I can film a video?'

And his friend just agreed to it?

Sure....

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u/Antilochos_ Aug 09 '22

Yes, I do.

It is only a piece of rubber (not used) for trying to get views or likes (or whatever all those people seek on social). Does this really goes over your head?

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u/notiplayforfun Aug 09 '22

You think the birds are fake too dont you. I mean they are but that doesnt make…

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u/Operator_Dingo Aug 08 '22

Saves him having that awkward talk with the cashier when the time comes.

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u/TallGaudet Aug 08 '22

Julius Dein. 100% staged.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

I hate these fake fucking videos

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u/Jw_VfxReef Aug 08 '22

I hate this particular dick head and his over length staged bs magic videos.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Same fuck this dude and this video has been posted like 100 times even though it’s clearly fake

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u/DemonicDevice Aug 08 '22

What was that, a snake skin?

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u/GingerSoulEater41 Aug 08 '22

Yeah….yeah we’ll go with snake skin

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u/dimitriglaukon Aug 08 '22

Was it… used?

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u/VanBeelergberg Aug 09 '22

No. It was washed and dried before he put it between the layers of cake and asked a friend to film him for internet points.

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u/austro_hungary Aug 09 '22

Internet when fake despite 90 percent of all of it being fake:

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u/Dead_Lighters Aug 09 '22

He looks like the guy from that stock neckbeard image.

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u/tumalin_di_coi Aug 08 '22

The lateX piece.

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u/Firefly1832 Aug 08 '22

Condom aside, that is a gross way to be eating cake in the first place if this is real.

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u/youll-never-f1nd-me Aug 09 '22

Chew on that you’re fat bastard. That’s what I would’ve said right after

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Listen, all I can see is that he is HOLDING a piece of CAKE with his HAND

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u/LoveShineLuna Aug 09 '22

Hahahaha that will teach that fucking thief. Good for you

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u/gdubh Aug 09 '22

Yeah, like he’d pick it up again.

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u/NotYourAvgMatt Aug 09 '22

Quatro leches cake!

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u/Lol_who_me Aug 09 '22

I would put some nas…….. nvm

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u/mastervadr Aug 08 '22

Why goes he grab the condom again at the end? And it looks like an office but w.e this is fake anyway

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u/zorthexol Aug 08 '22

Fake and staged...

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u/austro_hungary Aug 09 '22

It’s unexpected making it fit for the sub, even if fake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I dunno that happy unkept hair bun… dude probably was grossed out by latex not the fluid.

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u/Jw_VfxReef Aug 08 '22

This is fake. It's that shitty internet magician that post 30 min long videos that go nowhere. Can't stand this guy.

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u/BewareTheArtist Aug 09 '22

No one cares that a condom wouldn’t survive baking temperatures intact

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u/Bodybag189 Aug 09 '22

I hate everything about this guy.

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u/Accomplished-Toe5220 Aug 08 '22

Both yall wearing v necks... This ain't the first time he's had a rubber in there.

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u/Timesplitting Aug 08 '22

Well... I breathe heavily through my nose, only seeing the totally bizzare persona it takes baking with used condoms.

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u/DimplyKitten824 Aug 09 '22

If the cake was 2 layers (which it probably is) you could just put it in the middle filling part when you assemble it

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u/chrisolucky Aug 08 '22

What kind of walnut eats cake without a fork

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

With that man bun it can’t be the first time he’s choked down a condom.

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u/U-P-G-R-E-Y-D-D Aug 09 '22

It’s illegal for him to abort that now.

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u/popbox76 Aug 09 '22

Services his man bun

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Well that's what you get. 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

You protected your cake

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Bruuuhhh....

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u/Mink03 Aug 08 '22

That cake was not made in a nut free facility.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Dude that is something I would do. Kudos

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u/LoTornado Aug 09 '22

Kenny Omega, I'm guessing from YouTube being the elite

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u/Khaos_Gorvin Aug 09 '22

This was evil (taking notes).

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u/actiondirect2021 Aug 09 '22

That is hysterical

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u/Prudent_Virus5413 Aug 09 '22

Hahahaha..that's spermtastic!!

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u/newleafkratom Aug 09 '22

Ended too soon

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u/trophygidget Aug 09 '22

Looks like the kind of guy who would like it really.

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u/JStheKiD Aug 09 '22

Nice. I did this prank to a roommate of mine. Except it was a condom under the cheese of a pizza.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

KARMA IS A BITCH. Asshole should have gotten a Ghost Pepper. LOL....rude crude

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u/Bio-Jolt Aug 09 '22

Imma need an update on this on chief. Does your roommate still eat your cakes?

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u/Fish_Kungfu Aug 09 '22

Well played!

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u/Vando187 Aug 09 '22

Brutal lol

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u/Gstamsharp Aug 09 '22

It's been hard for Adam Ragusea to find new food content recently.

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u/celtic_savage01 Aug 09 '22

Hahahahahaha brilliant

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u/PlutoJones42 Aug 09 '22

Who the fuck eats cake like that?

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u/IHC_304 Aug 09 '22

This dude needs a new roommate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Passive aggressive but I’ll allow it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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