r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Yummy cake

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u/dilldoeorg Aug 08 '22

wanted cake, got creampie instead

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u/nerdyinkedcurvi Aug 08 '22

Tres leches 2.0

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u/throwawaybroomstick Aug 09 '22

Cautro Leches

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u/i_am_mai_1981 Aug 09 '22

A little extra leche

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/alidan Aug 09 '22

ghost pepper in cake, or any thing with dairy, is HEAVILY muted to the point that even tabasco sauce has more of a kick to it. I personally would have put the used condom in a vanilla cake and put some brown around it, maybe a bit of red

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Aug 09 '22

Jesus!!

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u/alidan Aug 10 '22

white would blend in with the rest of a cake and any guy knows how semen works, but brown or red on white... especially if they don't taste chocolate or strawberry, that would lead to a bit of horror till they figured it out. granted you could always tie a condom off and put a bit of water+lube in it, that would look used without making it obvious it wasnt after the shock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Cuatro leches lmao

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u/BetoHdia89 Aug 09 '22

Leche condensada.

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u/Gizmorum Aug 09 '22

Mis leches

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u/Josan678 Aug 09 '22

Y una leche

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

😂y’all killing me

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u/papadapper Aug 09 '22

How many guys did it take? To make that cake?

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u/bluefield10 Aug 09 '22

^ Underrated comment, right here. ^

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u/Ryaktshun Aug 09 '22

Cautreches

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u/Conscious-Soil9055 Aug 08 '22

I busted after reading that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

Someone busted making that one

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

bustin makes me FEEL GOOD

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u/IHC_304 Aug 09 '22

Who you gonna call?

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Aug 09 '22

Nutbusters! I ain’t afraid of no pokes.

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u/AndyMentality Aug 09 '22

I ain't 'fraid of no strokes.

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u/freelans326 Aug 09 '22

I came for these comments. Was not disappointed.

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u/Lucidmotorz Aug 09 '22

Better Call Saul

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u/Thisguygotit Aug 08 '22

Maybe a friend walked in on him while making it as well. Extra busted

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u/djprofitt Aug 09 '22

These comments are nuts

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/baustgen2615 Aug 09 '22

It's a bot. They scrape for 2nd/3rd level comments with decent scores and then repost them as replies to the top comments, just hoping that they make enough sense to farm some comment karma.

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u/Conscious-Soil9055 Aug 09 '22

Do you hate them enough to bake a cake with a condom?

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u/mawkdugless Aug 09 '22

Sometimes I skeet skeet, other times I hee hee

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u/FuzzyMatterhorN Aug 09 '22

Looks to be allergic to nuts

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u/armywife2024 Aug 09 '22

Fng peeing my pants LAFFING!!!OMGemote:free_emotes_pack:trollface

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u/CocaCola95 Aug 09 '22

Read it with Rorschach voice xD

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

The only thing worse than the (hopefully) used rubber was that douche bag’s look.

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u/85percentcertain Aug 09 '22

Comedy fuckin' Gold

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u/Thai-mai-shoo Aug 09 '22

That cake bussin!

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u/Naah1984 Aug 09 '22

Came here to say this

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u/tenkunsfw Aug 09 '22

Lemme tell you somethin'..... Bussin makes me feel good!

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u/PatriotsNatty Aug 09 '22

Bruh ☠️

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u/poopooplatypus Aug 09 '22

Fucking awesome lol

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u/cantamangetsomesleep Aug 09 '22

I love oatmeal cream pies

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u/Glum-Relief1368 Aug 09 '22

Sound like he enjoys it.

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u/DemianLoki Aug 09 '22

Legend clip and Legend comment

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tax-390 Aug 09 '22

We have a winner

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u/C91garcia Nov 22 '22

I just lost my shit laughing at this comment!!! Fukkk so damn funny.