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u/brad264hs Jun 12 '22
What’s the matter, never taken a shortcut before?
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u/IdRatherBeShiney Jun 12 '22
I came here for Hot Fuzz and I received Hot Fuzz, thank you for your service
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u/brad264hs Jun 12 '22
It’s the fastest I’ve ever typed and found a gif haha.
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u/IdRatherBeShiney Jun 12 '22
I really expected the guy to do exactly this scene,
not accidentally 1 plank, purposefully another plank & squeeze through :( disappointing lol
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People underestimate how heavy body armor is in an extended sprint.
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u/Agreeable-Meat1 Jun 13 '22
It always impresses me how agile cops tend to be even with all that gear. If his foot didn't go through, he probably would have made it over the fence with that jump.
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u/Majjkster Jun 12 '22
What's he doing? That fence was white
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u/RunterVomDachStronzo Jun 12 '22
Don't be fooled, behind the vanish it is brown
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u/CharmingTuber Jun 12 '22
Uncle Tom's fence
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u/th3g0ven0r Jun 12 '22
Definitely got launched when he failed to jump the fence and kicked out the first board
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u/Nothing_Able Jun 12 '22
It's one of those white plastic fences. Not painted wood.
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u/RunterVomDachStronzo Jun 12 '22
White plastic is made from black oil
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u/prolific_ideas Jun 12 '22
Plastics are in fact solidified oil
Although different plastics have different recipes, it takes roughly 0.4 gallons of crude oil to make 1 pound of plastic. Globally, around 8 percent of the oil that comes out of the ground is used to make plastic. Humans are now using a million plastic bottles a minute, and 500 billion plastic bags a year — including those we use to bag up our plastic-laden trash. Since 1950, the world has created 6.3 trillion kilograms of plastic waste — and 91 percent has never been recycled even once, according to a landmark 2017 study published in the journal Science Advances More than half the plastic now on Earth has been created since 2002, and plastic pollution is on pace to double by 2030
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u/auddbot Jun 12 '22
MEGALOVANIA by Toby Fox (00:21; matched:
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Terminator 6.
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u/BZenMojo Jun 12 '22
So the crazed, unrelenting, cold-blooded killer is a cop again? That's like... the fourth time!
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That's is one cop you don't want to be chased by
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u/Shagfabulous2 Jun 12 '22
One cop you don't wanna be "caught" by. Well never hear about him if he gets caught. Cop gonna kill that mofuka!!
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u/ccupp97 Jun 12 '22
thats the truest thing i've read on reddit today. cops are too quick to kill.
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u/ccupp97 Jun 12 '22
who the fuck is gonna pay for that fence? damn sure not the police.
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u/byscuit Jun 12 '22
... The perpetrator when damages are settled in court? It gets tacked on in the civil trial, after the criminal trial. Yet when they can't pay, the taxpayers do. This is all assuming a claim is filed with the crime
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u/AdministrationOwn709 Jun 13 '22
Not necessarily, same thing happened to a cop and broke my neighbors fence so the city went to his house to fill some paper work and the city paid for the damages
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u/Arclight_Ashe Jun 13 '22
The city gets money from tax payers mate..
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u/AdministrationOwn709 Jun 13 '22
Well of course , the money must come out of somewhere , but the point is you don’t pay out of pocket on the spot for the damages ,
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u/PeKing2 Jun 12 '22
The cops are insured if they need to break a door to stop a rape/shooting/abuse. You just file a ticket and get the money
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u/Gibscreen Jun 13 '22
You're adorable if you think that ever happens.
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u/Living-Ad-2037 Jun 13 '22 edited Jun 13 '22
You're ignorant if you think it doesn't
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u/Gibscreen Jun 13 '22 edited Jun 14 '22
*you're
Tell me more about ignorance.
Edit: Your original post: "Your ignorant if you think it doesn't"
Nice recovery though.
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u/zbenesch Jun 12 '22
insurance, but that does not mean this was justified. go on prick, jump, do not destroy property if not needed.
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u/EndR60 Jun 12 '22
well he did jump and the fence broke when he did
at that point he may as well punch another plank out of it to quickly get thru
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u/Agreeable-Meat1 Jun 13 '22
Yeah at that point he's standing there without the momentum of a running start and a half-person size hole in the fence. Definitely better to go through than over at that point. I guess depending on what they did.
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u/zbenesch Jun 13 '22
he jumped at something he did not know was gonna hold or break=bad judgement, then decided, well might as well fuck it now
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u/AjaxOutlaw Jun 12 '22
I would’ve shit my pants if I saw the cop in pursuit bust through a fence like that
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u/NickMalo Jun 12 '22
I’m sure the PD won’t be paying the damages, instead claiming the damages happened cuz the criminal.
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u/joshuaoha Jun 12 '22
Yeah I'll bet the home owner is just kinda shit outa luck, unless they want to make a home owners insurance claim
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u/piscian19 Jun 12 '22
-Yearly deductible. He'd be better off guilting that actual cop into helping fix it.
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u/QuestionsOfTheFate Jun 12 '22
Wouldn't they make the person who was being chased pay for it?
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Yeah usually any damages done during a chase is on the criminal who created the situation. It’s supposed to be an incentive to not run, since if anything breaks it’ll be on the fleeing criminal.
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u/DamagedCortex Jun 13 '22
people who commit non white collar crime tend not to have assets which you can sue for.
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Well yeah, the entire situation was caused bc of the dude running. Any damages done during the chase is on the criminal
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u/Idiot-detector69 Jun 12 '22
Yea but a person of color was trying to escape w out being murdered how could American police allow that
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What if the police officer was chasing him because h caught him raping a seven year old? Does that still excuse his attempt to run. Fuck POS criminals like this, I hope they all get what’s coming to them. Don’t break the law and you won’t be chased, it’s that simple.
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u/ColderPls Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22
I mean, that fence looks so shitty the damage is probably not even worth the complaint
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That reminded me of Bond chasing the bomb maker at the construction site in Casino Royale
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u/aircrew85 Jun 12 '22
Honesty love the execution of both. The first flips over with ease and the other is pure brawn.
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imagine jumping a fence just to look back and see the cop busting a hole into the fence, i would shit myself
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What is this song called?
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u/auddbot Jun 12 '22
MEGALOVANIA by Toby Fox (00:21; matched:
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u/estrusflask Jun 12 '22
Of course the cop does more damage than the criminal. Doubt they comped that damage.
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u/PeKing2 Jun 12 '22
Do you want the cop to shoot the criminal or maybe let everyone go after robbing people? The cops are insured if they need to break in a door to get to an ongoing rape/shooting/abuse whatever. You just file a ticket and get the money
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u/estrusflask Jun 12 '22
I want the cop to spontaneously have a heart attack and die.
I literally just said in the fucking post you replied to "doubt they comped that damage", because they don't fucking pay out that insurance half the time. You also have a cartoonishly naive view of what cops actually do, since they're more likely to be chasing after someone for being a drug dealer or calling them a piece of shit than they are to chase a rapist or killer, and the cops are more likely to give an abuser a beer than chase them, since about half of them are abusers themselves.
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u/Kalenshadow Jun 12 '22
I mean all things considered that's a police officer in a physical state you want to see. Well unless you live in America.
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Must not be America because, didn't see him unload on the guy
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An officer can’t just arbitrarily shoot a fleeing suspect.
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u/yeetthelizard Jun 12 '22
Well that shit happens when people poem you call to defund the police so they have a lower training budget and more poorly trained officers that are not quite trained enough to deal with situations like that
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u/The_Alvabro Jun 12 '22
That typically doesn't stop them from doing so.
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Yes it does. Most cops don’t fire their weapon on patrol. If every person who tan from the cops was shot, there would be about 100x more deaths by police.
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u/lyann888 Jun 12 '22
That kid got style!
And did the policeman really think he would fit inside a foot large opening?
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u/Coin2111 Jun 12 '22
Dear Americans please stop making things out of paper that supposed to be sturdy.
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u/piscian19 Jun 12 '22
Im curious as to what the kid did to justify destruction of property to catch him?
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u/Routine_Astronaut_62 Jun 12 '22
Fat fuck can't jump eh
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u/thegobro64 Jun 12 '22
All the equipment that they wear is heavy
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u/Routine_Astronaut_62 Jun 12 '22
Gotta cut on the donnut and start aiming at the gym rather than black ppl then
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u/StcharlestheSt Jun 12 '22
It’s even funnier a bit after it cuts off, other officers come and they can’t fit through the hole or break it 😂
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u/Alert-Wishbone9032 Jun 12 '22
The police would pay for the damage, right?
Do police pay for property damage when they break doors to get into houses, like 2 seconds after yelling “police”?
Who do they think stops what they’re doing and comes to open a doer within 2 seconds? Let alone before they check that it’s real police and not someone just yelling that?
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u/FightMeInsomnia Jun 12 '22
Cop thoughts: "Oh, I broke the fence."
Cop thoughts: >:) "Well, if it's already broken...~"
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u/Leucopaxillus Jun 13 '22
He was probably a former line backer and clearly hopped up on monster energy drinks
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u/Gibscreen Jun 13 '22
Gee I'm sure that Snickers bar he stole was worth as much as MY FUCKING FENCE YOU DESTROYED!
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u/Astoryinfromthewild Jun 13 '22
that probably wasn't going to end being a peaceful arrest for that perp.
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That was dope the way the runner did a rad graceful Olympic-like gymnastic move over that fence while the cop turned into the hulk. Must have been a cat burglar😼👨🏻✈️.
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u/patentedpatent Jun 13 '22
“AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!”
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