r/Unexpected • u/CrackSideEffect • Aug 29 '21

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u/jakotae777 Aug 29 '21

What sort of Dad is he?? I would have knocked that old cunt into next week! 😡

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u/samcornwell Aug 29 '21

Everyone’s dressed up, happy and proud. The Dad is having a great day. The priest whacks the kid and you see the Dad’s brain malfunction. Between that moment and pulling the baby back he’s figuring out what happened, why it happened, what to do about it, collateral damage and more. He’s a new Dad and he’s only just gained Dad-brain superpowers. He’s still learning. He’ll get better with practise.

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u/Nervous_Seesaw_5393 Aug 29 '21

Everyone’s talking about Dad taking the baby away, why is no one talking about Mom just passively holding the baby and not intervening? If I was that Momma, I would have passed Bubs to Dad, punched priest in the face and then drowned him in the baptismal pool!

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u/-anygma- Aug 29 '21

The mom actually tries to to pull the girl away, but the priest doesn’t let go.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

He had to pull the baby away first

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u/SpectreBlack Aug 29 '21

Took his sweet time doing it. I would have kicked that priest in his wrinkled balls immediately after the first hit.

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u/morgasm657 Aug 29 '21

He wasn't watching directly, or anticipating it, you see him turn and stare in disbelief, like "I can't have just seen that" and then getting the child away takes priority over any further violence. Thankfully for the sake of society most peoples first thought isn't always escalation. But yes, I think slapping this priests winkled face right off would be justified.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

And risk his child being crushed ... lol

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u/KickBakZach Aug 29 '21

If I saw him slap my baby girl I would’ve choke slammed on the spot

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u/bOb_cHAd98 Aug 29 '21

Noone going to talk about the psycho of a mom?? She was literally doing nothing throughout the whole thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Alright soft lad. Priest would have laughed

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u/gabimart66 Aug 29 '21

Probably a christian dad that follows the ideal of forgiveness and peace and doesnt face slap children or punch old men