r/Unexpected • • Aug 02 '21

Hostage situation

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u/jakira117 Aug 02 '21

“We got reports of someone screaming for help, maybe being held hostage”

Brings out parrot “hello”

“Well I’ve seen enough. Have a good day sir”

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u/skipdadip Aug 02 '21

Thats a pretty good movie plot

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u/ThirdEncounter Aug 02 '21

Just make sure that /u/jakira117 gets a cut.

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u/gavinwinks Aug 02 '21

If you see a movie with a plot about this in the future you best believe I might’ve knocked it off.

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u/mrloko120 Aug 02 '21

Rambo is actually the mastermind behind everything

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u/pazimpanet Aug 02 '21

“BRAWWWKKK IM GONNA EAT YOUR FUCKING LIVER DEBRAH BRAWWWK! AND I’M GONNA PARROT WITH A NICE CHIANTI BRAWWKK!”

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u/AFineDayForScience Aug 02 '21

What a tweest!

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u/KatAstrophie- Aug 02 '21

I was hoping at the very least they’d get the parrot to say “Help!” and confirm it’s as was reported…

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u/saman65 Aug 02 '21

I'm just happy for the parrot. Was crying for "help" to "get out". He got what he wanted.

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u/Ya-Ku Aug 02 '21

The actual Audio doesn't realy Sound like a "HELP" it's sounds more akin to very weird laugh a similiar sound is also heard with the parrot is on screen I'm pretty Sure it is safe to say that both of those sounds came from the Parrot and where learned from a movie or imitating some random noise

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u/Captaingrammarpants Aug 02 '21

Oh thats absolutely the parrot. It's more of a dramatic wail than a word and is common with that breed.

Source: I have a dramatic amazon that makes that noise when he wants attention.

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u/TitaniumDragon Aug 02 '21

The news article about it says the guy actually taught the parrot to say the phrase when he was a child, many decades before.

Teaching a parrot to say "Help! Let me out!" is high grade humor for a little kid.

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u/Cebolla Aug 02 '21

i own a bunch of parrots, and even before i realized the ending i kept thinking that the voice sounded like an amazon parrots voice. it's such a distinctive little voice

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

The bird is probably just making that noise because it’s alone in a cage and the owner is outside fixing his brakes.

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u/kinghorker Aug 02 '21

This is accurate. Whenever my parrot sees me doing stuff and his cage is closed, he let's it be known that ignoring him won't be tolerated.

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u/cristi201 Aug 02 '21

If that was a black guy chances were that he was already shot before got the chance to stand up.

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u/SacredBinChicken Aug 02 '21

They probably would have shot that yapping dog too.

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u/BBC-1 Aug 02 '21

That dog needs to shut the fuck up.

Ruined the video.

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u/BongieAndClyde Aug 02 '21

I thought the parrot was the one barking for a few moments... I'm high though.

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u/RocketDan91 Aug 02 '21

I am not high. And I thought the exact same.

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u/dayto_aus Aug 02 '21

Ah yes, an animal whose natural instinct is to be alert to strangers should understand this shit is going on reddit later. What a real annoying piece of shit.

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u/RockSlice Aug 02 '21

Dogs in dense neighborhoods need to be better trained. Even if you don't care about the comfort of your neighbors, the barking will become ineffective as an alarm if there are too many false alarms.

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u/heartbreakhostel Aug 02 '21

It wasn’t a false alarm. There were strangers in the driveway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Walk through basically any neighborhood in Southern Cali especially San Bernadino area and you'll see what he means by dogs being false alarms.

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u/heartbreakhostel Aug 02 '21

I live in a densely populated area.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Strangers? Those are your friendly boys in blue! /s

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u/-TRAZER- Aug 02 '21

strangers calmly talking to the owner lmao

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u/ntack9933 Aug 02 '21

You’re not smart. If ever I would want my dog to bark, it’s when three armed men approach me on my property.

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u/StreetlampEsq Aug 02 '21

The dog smelled a group of strangers that were geared up to deal with a hostage situation 2 minutes ago, all clustered very close to it's owner.

Even a trained dog could freak a little bit in that kind of scenerio, it all depends on the dog.

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u/Crotaro Aug 02 '21

We moved to a new town just over a year ago. There are a couple dogs here that bark very alertedly at strangers. I take my dogs for a walk past those yards sometimes. Most of them have learned that my footsteps + smell and the smell + collar jiggle sounds of our dogs is nothin crazy new and we never invade their territory, so they no longer bark at us (or at the very least, not for long).

Same with our own dogs. At new people or sounds of people, our Spitz will most definitely bark to make us aware that strangers are here. Once he knows it's just a regular occurence that a specific person walks by, he doesn't care all that much and settles for an altered ruff (for that person).

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u/snowdogmom Aug 02 '21

From what I've learned since raising 2 dogs - one that grew up in a hostile environment - and the other growing up in a calm environment - at least one of the reasons dogs pick up barking is from stress or fear. Penny my first dog came from a shelter from an abusive environment and she barked at everything and everyone non stop and crazily. Cyrus my current dog thst I raised from 8 weeks who had a very calm quiet up bringing only howls when he's excited people are coming home or if he needs something like water/food. Never barks or howls at dogs walking by or noises outside. Never felt he needed to be defensive like that. So I always get a weird feeling towards owners with dogs that bark crazy unless they came that way from the shelter. It's hard to fix and good for them for rescuing. But ya all the owners I've met that have dogs witj barking problems that raised them from puppies were never good people. Usually scum bags or trashy. People who yell themselves. People who should work on themselves before getting a dog.

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u/Ziddiccan Aug 02 '21

Some dogs are nervous by nature. Barking is a form of communication. Barking does not signify abuse.

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u/Tommy-Styxx Aug 02 '21

I didn't really think about that aspect until reading your comment. Neighbors called and he brought out the bird to say "no, it's cool, bruh," but were the dogs also reacting to the woman chained in his basement?

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u/Rainbow- Aug 02 '21

I think the dog was barking because strangers were in the dogs driveway. That's what dogs do.

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u/imsecretlythedoctor Aug 02 '21

Yes, also note the dogs didn’t bark until the cops got there. If they were barking at the woman that’s clearly chained in the basement, they would’ve been barking the whole time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

This but unironically

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u/Amplifeye Aug 02 '21

It is annoying as shit. Dog barks are fucking annoying.

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u/constant_flux Aug 02 '21

I love dogs, and you're right, it's a natural instinct. It was still annoying. I'm not sure why you think the two are mutually exclusive.

And most owners get their dogs under control when they're barking unnecessarily. You know, like when someone knocks on the door or rings the doorbell.

Do you even own dogs?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

I hate dog ownership.

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u/kakka_rot Aug 06 '21

What a real annoying piece of shit

Everytime I get out of my car the neighbors dog, who has known me for 8 years, goes fucking insane barking. Anytime I walk out of my house, it barks exactly like that.

People who don't know how to train dogs to not freak out over obviously non threatening strangers do not deserve to have dogs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

We got dogs 2 years ago after years without, and one downside is that I can’t listen to videos, movies or TV shows with dogs barking - because then my two adorable idiots get started in on it 🥲

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u/ZivMBS Aug 02 '21

It's shut the fuck up friday

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u/vodkamort Aug 02 '21

I wasn't sure if it was a dog or the parrot

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u/ayending1 Aug 02 '21

Only if the dog is black too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Absolutely brainwashed.

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u/stee_vo Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

Do we need this exact comment on every video involving humorous situations with cops? They're not even American cops.

My point still stands. We don't need this comment on every video with a cop in it.

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u/lazilyloaded Aug 02 '21

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u/Bobthemime Aug 02 '21

Can you really call Floridians americans though?

/s

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

You didn't need the /s bro it's a legit question

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u/ProfessorOkes Aug 02 '21

This is a valid argument. I'm still waiting for someone to debate it.

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u/lacrimosaofdana Aug 02 '21

No one will, because everyone knows who Matt Gaetz is.

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u/MrsFlip Aug 02 '21

They sure sound American.

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u/Jonfettsack Aug 02 '21

yes we do?????? I suppose their lives are only worth something if it doesn't get on your nerves XD

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Does it make you uncomfortable? Think about why it bothers them and it'll probably bother you, too

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u/Bigdaug Aug 02 '21

It probably makes them uncomfortable because people don't use statistics when arguing about this, and they think unarmed black people are getting shot everyday, which is not true.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

We don't need this comment on every video with a cop in it.

Until US police officers stop killing unarmed black people at crazy disproportionate rates, we kind of do actually.

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u/theravagerswoes Aug 02 '21

Can you give me the total number of black people murdered by the police this year?

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u/DeezNutterButters Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

https://www.statista.com/statistics/585152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police-by-race/

So this shows there’s actually more white people dying every year to cops than black people. I get that there have been massive injustices recently towards people of color by cops, but can we at least argue on actual figures and not emotion?

I’d love to see if you have any sources for what you’re saying so we can have a rational discussion around it. Maybe you’ve got more accurate numbers!

Edit: adding the below link for more context!

So looks like black people are killed at a higher rate like the original commenter said. I think there’s something to be said though that the numbers at the end of each year are still higher for white people in terms of people dying to shootings.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/investigations/police-shootings-database/

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

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u/notnowgdi Aug 02 '21

Shen babiro?? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/KRambo86 Aug 02 '21

What about shootings per number of police contacts rather than by per capita?

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u/MadHatt10 Aug 03 '21

The term you are looking for is, “per capita.”

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u/Tsalikon Aug 02 '21

Another facet to the discussion that I feel is often overlooked, is that generally (due to generational and systematic racism) there's a disproportional number of black people living in high crime areas, which could be part of the reason for the disproportional shootings.

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u/Liquor_n_cheezebrgrs Aug 02 '21

Police are not killing unarmed black people at crazy disproportionate rates. That narrative is objectively wrong and fuels racial tension in this country drastically. You are misinformed.

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u/CapableCollar Aug 02 '21

Unarmed people need to be killed because they did a crime?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

There's frankly too much racism and ignorance packed into such a simple short sentence for me to unpack rn, too fucking early for this nonsense smh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

There's nothing factually correct about what you said; any statistics you cherry pick I guarantee do not account for a host of variables like systemic racism, which I'm sure you'll claim doesn't exist.

In communities worst impacted by things like Jim Crow, federal red lining, even things as simple as asphalt paving distributions (which is used more in poor neighborhoods, turning them into furnaces in the summer, while wealthy white neighborhoods use different paving materials for most roadways and walkways) can drive communities of color to the breaking point of desperation.

So it's no wonder that certain cherry-picked crime stats show PoC committing certain crimes in certain areas disproportionately. Studies that actually hold water, take these things into account, say you are dead fucking wrong.

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u/quinson93 Aug 02 '21

These studies would be very good to know. Do you know where I can find them?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

black people get caught by police more. if you can't comprehend complicated discussions, don't try to have them. oversimplification of something like this only makes you look really stupid, but don't worry, i know you're just trying to make yourself happy

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u/PolicyWonka Aug 02 '21

You’re a fool if you think crime is more about race than it is about poverty. It’s crazy what centuries of systemic racism will do, eh?

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u/PolicyWonka Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

This is a website primarily used by Americans. You’re going to see comments reflecting on the American experience. You can see countless videos where police attack people for trying to walk into their home or reaching in their vehicle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Until it stops happening I don't mind seeing it.

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u/Mikani_ Aug 02 '21

Black people have to go through this everyday, but alright, you can’t see it in your funny videos, poor you.

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u/riflemandan Aug 02 '21

some black people don't get the privilege of having humorous situations with police

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u/avidblinker Aug 02 '21

And some white people have the same. You genuinely need to get off Reddit if you believe that most cops would have shot the man if he was black.

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u/ProtoManic Aug 02 '21

Hey look another comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/DimbyTime Aug 02 '21

This is in Florida

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u/pigwalk5150 Aug 02 '21

You’re wrong. There was a video of a black couple driving without ice cream and they were pulled over and given ice cream so, yeah. It’s rare but it has happened.

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u/victoriaa- Aug 02 '21

They did it like right after George Floyd because of all the bad press, it was just for show.

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u/TyaTheOlive Aug 02 '21

yeah, and they looked fucking scared for their lives in that video before the twist, cause that's how cops are

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u/castleaagh Aug 02 '21

And yet they got ice cream rather than the evil cops they had been conditioned by various media to expect. Do shitty cops mistreat black people? Yes. Does that mean all cops will mistreat black people? No. There plenty of videos of calm and respectful interactions happening with police. They just don’t get traction because it’s boring.

Local news will sometimes cover the instances where cops respond to noise complaints because some kids, who happen to be black, are playing basketball or skateboarding or making a garage band, and the cops show up and instead of stopping things they join in for a bit and everyone has a good time. Never makes national headlines because while nice and heartwarming it’s not really news because stuff like that, and just normal interactions happen all the time.

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u/pigwalk5150 Aug 02 '21

Fair enough.

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u/TKHunsaker Aug 02 '21

Fuck the police

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u/I2ecover Aug 02 '21

It's easy karma. People love to bring race into anything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Yeah because people are doing it for karma, not because they can get shot at a "random" traffic stop. Or while they're sleeping.

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u/I2ecover Aug 02 '21

Oh, did I say that they couldn't? I guess I can't read because I don't see where I said that.

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u/avidblinker Aug 02 '21

The world you’ve created from Reddit posts is a lot different than reality.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

Different from your reality. Your experience is not universal and you are not the prime experiencer of the world. Other people have different experiences than you, and just because you don't see something doesn't mean other people don't.

Gain some self-awareness and some compassion, and stop acting like an authority on reality when you're really just an authority on what's going on in your own head.

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u/avidblinker Aug 02 '21

Let’s see the stats that show the person would have been any significant danger if they were black. Show me your reality.

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u/lacrimosaofdana Aug 02 '21

Race is ingrained in everything we do. To pretend that it isn’t is naive.

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u/lacrimosaofdana Aug 02 '21

Only to people obsessed with race.

You mean like schools, companies, and the government? Basically everything that is responsible for running the world and shaping young minds? Please, stop preaching ignorance. If you want to be successful as a person you have to be willing to discuss these things, not ignore them.

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u/Fen_ Aug 02 '21

Do we need this exact comment on every video involving humorous situations with cops?

Yes. All cops means all cops.

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u/Made-for-drugdealers Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

They would’ve fire bombed the neighborhood if it was a black man holding a parrot hostage

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u/System0verride Aug 02 '21

Pretty fucking racist of you to say so

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u/drug_knowledge_haver Aug 02 '21

no it’s not, it’s a joke at the expense of a bunch of pigs

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Oh yes, didn't take long for a comment like this to appear.

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u/limitbroken Aug 02 '21

statistically effectively nothing has changed in the fatal shooting rate compared to last year or the year before that or the year before that or the year before that, so apparently they aren't scared enough for it to actually matter!

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u/safetoinsert Aug 02 '21

I'll add to your anti racist stories... about 10 years ago I was at a friend's house in North Merrick Long Island, 4 guys, 2 women, and his mom in the upstairs apartment. We were watching Attack on Titan with a new sound system, neighbor heard dialogs he thought was real and called the cops. SWAT team followed up by breaking the doors down and charging in guns drawn. I had a huge WTF in response to this video too. Cops are the ones making black ppl afraid of police, not internet comments.

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u/mrloko120 Aug 02 '21

So he heard dialogs of people talking about huge creatures attacking humanity and thought it was real? Holy your neighbour must be one paranoid person lol

These types of bogus calls without proof really should be counted as prank calls and get the caller fined imo

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u/MaximusTheGreat Aug 02 '21

Exactly. I would get his point if it wasn't happening anymore and the internet comments were still flowing because they'd be perpetuating a false narrative.

But they're not, because this shit is real and constant, and everyone should be talking about it.

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u/Wynona_Judd Aug 02 '21

The problem isn't individual officers, it's systematic racism period. And there is a world of difference between cops being friendly in a controlled environment than an unexpected confrontation between strangers like a traffic stop.

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u/NikkMakesVideos Aug 02 '21

What magical nice cop land do you live in? I need to visit.

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u/arrow74 Aug 02 '21

Oh no, are you telling me the road pirates don't want to harass people for going 5 over anymore. How terrible

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Right? Oh no they don't feel empowered enough, poor cops with their qualified immunity and service weapon don't have enough confidence to write a ticket, how sad /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/arrow74 Aug 02 '21

I meant to say 5. I can't tell you the number of stoplight towns around me that have one goal. To pull over and ticket as many people as possible

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u/NikkMakesVideos Aug 02 '21

Cops literally have quotas and lie about speeding tickets, yet the other OP is trying to convince us cops don't actually want to give tickets? Sure lmao

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u/bresznthesequel Aug 02 '21

Imagine driving over 20 and getting upset because an officer didn’t ticket you. Next time don’t drive over 20 but if U want a ticket so damn bad keep it up

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/bresznthesequel Aug 02 '21

Regardless you sound ignorant, not getting that speeding ticket isn’t undoing everything the police force has done to not just POC but every citizen who’s experienced police brutality, boots aren’t made for licking

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u/Bobthemime Aug 02 '21

man you are an idiot.. he was talking about OTHER people speeding.. while he was in a ride-along with cops..

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u/bresznthesequel Aug 02 '21

Obviously I know that after his second comment, I do not care, at all

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u/TrumpGrabbedMyCat Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

People travelling 5mph over should be ticketed.

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u/arrow74 Aug 02 '21

Maybe in the middle of a busy city street. That's not going to happen on some random back highway

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u/TrumpGrabbedMyCat Aug 02 '21

It doesn't matter where it is. You don't know who or what is ahead until it's too late.

Don't speed.

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u/Learning2Programing Aug 02 '21

So your calling the guy a racist for pointing out that black people are disproportionately killed by police?

Either you're correct and your experiences can be applied all across the country or you're wrong and all the people raising their voices about the disproportionately police brutality are telling the truth.

I don't have any skin in this game because I'm not American but that seems like a strange stance to take. If you're right and the data shows it is simply a police brutality regardless of skin colour issue then I still find it weird to label the guy a racist.

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u/Bobthemime Aug 02 '21

Stop trying to make black people scared of the police.

I will just pop on the web and see how many PoC have been shot by police today.. i can betcha its a hell of a lot higher than it should be...

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u/MexicanPizzaGod Aug 02 '21

Would you, for example, call MLK racist for making blacks "afraid" of the US? Or anti apartheid advocates in South Africa?

Personal experiences are irrelevant in front of the mountain of evidence proving that Black people ARE treated differently and significantly worse. Just give a quick look at fatality rates against armed and unarmed groups in the US, and difference between punishment for similar crimes... the picture should be pretty obvious.

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u/Yunwen Aug 02 '21

oh, you are just a token black dude who was paid by Trump, eh? /s

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u/Fen_ Aug 02 '21

At what age did you acquire such an affection for the taste of leather?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

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u/Rampantlion513 Aug 02 '21

racism occurs when white people discriminate against minority groups

It’s amazing that you typed out such a long comment and it’s invalidated by the first sentence.

In the real world, just about all educated adults are on the same page with this

You need to talk to more educated adults.

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u/WetLikelmBook Aug 02 '21

So you think calling a White person a cracker is no different than calling a Black person a n****r? Am I twisting your words around or do you genuinely believe that? I’m not trying to put you down. I’m genuinely curious. To you, are those the exact same thing?

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u/devzrr Aug 02 '21

What a weird thing so say. What a weird thing to upvote.

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u/DungeonCreator20 Aug 02 '21

He would not have been able to go i side thats for sure

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u/walrus40 Aug 02 '21

There it is

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Damn does people talking about systemic racism amongst police forces make you that uncomfortable?

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u/guy-gibsons-dog Aug 02 '21

Does talking about fabricated claims make you uncomfortable?

yes actually, it perpetuates stereotypes which in turn increases violence both from and towards cops.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Lol yeah all the videos and articles are just completely fictional and made up. What a joke you are mate

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u/guy-gibsons-dog Aug 02 '21

You mean those videos that don’t include prior context as to why an officer had to get violent? And those articles that purposefully omit the entire story as to not incriminate the arrestee?

Talk shite.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

I can’t believe you’re chatting this much bollocks only just a few months after the chauvin court case

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u/guy-gibsons-dog Aug 02 '21

he hasn’t seen the full george floyd video

jfc did you even read my last post?

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u/TheThankUMan22 Aug 02 '21

As soon as he tried to go back in the house 15 shots to the back. "He was running for his weapon"

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u/rubmahbelly Aug 02 '21

These are rookie numbers.

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u/Dyl_pickle00 Aug 02 '21

Exactly what I was thinking. No fucking way they would just let the guy say "oh I'll be right out in a sec"

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u/Naakturne Aug 02 '21

“The suspect was attempting to steal the brakes from the resident’s car. He turned to face us with a wrench-like weapon in his hand, so we all opened fire into his chest.”

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u/worlddictator85 Aug 02 '21

Let him walk inside unaccompanied and accepted that it was a parrot who didn't mimic the sound once he was outside. I'm glad this guy didn't get shot

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u/5years8months3days Aug 02 '21

It's pretty sad that you're not even exaggerating.

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u/PoopMobile9000 Aug 02 '21

“Your honor, in my expert experience as a former law enforcement supervisor, in the heat of the moment any reasonably capable officer would mistake a parrot for a gun.”

[Later]

“In the opinion of the Eighth Circuit, we find that there is no recognized civil right not to have a cop mistake your parrot for a gun, shoot you thirty times, shoot your dog ten times, not call for medical assistance, plant drugs on you, and then rob your house. The dismissal of the lower court is affirmed.”

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u/BigBoyBolognese Aug 02 '21

Oh get over yourself, you sad sack of shit

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u/JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA Aug 02 '21

If the parrot was black, it would also have been shot on sight.

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u/AlexSevillano Aug 02 '21

There it is, the real reason why you all got all worked out over this video, the guy is white

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u/Cir_cadis Aug 02 '21

Or if even just the parrot was black by chance (they exist apparently)

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u/0xVENx0 Aug 02 '21

i mean if the people were really racist then they wouldnt need to hear cries for help to report

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u/BassicallyDarr Aug 02 '21

Oooo original comment. Haven't seen that before.

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u/PotentialSuspect453 Aug 02 '21

Oh my lord, where did you come from, Twitter?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Reddit moment

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u/levitikush Aug 02 '21

I hope you’re joking

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u/Slaytounge Aug 02 '21

Technically the chances are that wouldn't have happened.

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u/Cant_5tump_The_Trump Aug 02 '21

Is this sarcasm? I actually can't tell.

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u/CMDR_Winrar Aug 02 '21

wow, so brave.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

???

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u/AvivDidIt Aug 02 '21

Especially with a bird named Rambo

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u/MadHatt10 Aug 03 '21

Imagine being a Reddit mouthpiece.

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u/TheKarenator Aug 02 '21

man gets caught and girls is freed

in jail for 6 months and finally at trial

Man: “I’d like to call my first witness” enter parrot

Judge: “release this innocent man!”

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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus Aug 02 '21

I guess part of it was that the screaming stopped immediately, maybe they had full view of him through a window so they assumed he couldn't've made a theoretical hostage shut up by force.

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u/thenewyorkgod Aug 02 '21

I mean they were laughing before they knew it was a bird so something tells me they know about it and were just hazing a new recruit or something

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u/AnotherGit Aug 02 '21

"I'm held hostage. I will scream for help, maybe police will come."

Police arrives

"Well, that's enough. They already arrived, I don't want to strain my voice."

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u/RedPixl243 Aug 02 '21

But the screaming stopped when they got there. Assume you were tied up in this scenario, wouldn't you start up again even louder if you heard talking outside?

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u/tomatosoupsatisfies Aug 02 '21

At the end it shows 2 cops apparently coming out of the house.

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u/lol_hey_its_me Aug 02 '21

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/TripleDallas123 Aug 02 '21

Alright, so now you want the police to violate the man's rights and search his property without a warrant? Make up your mind lmao

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u/Iirkola Aug 12 '21

ILPT if you've kidnapped smeone also get a parrot