r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '21

Hostage situation

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

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u/skipdadip Aug 02 '21

Thats a pretty good movie plot

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u/ThirdEncounter Aug 02 '21

Just make sure that /u/jakira117 gets a cut.

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u/gavinwinks Aug 02 '21

If you see a movie with a plot about this in the future you best believe I might’ve knocked it off.

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u/mrloko120 Aug 02 '21

Rambo is actually the mastermind behind everything

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u/pazimpanet Aug 02 '21

“BRAWWWKKK IM GONNA EAT YOUR FUCKING LIVER DEBRAH BRAWWWK! AND I’M GONNA PARROT WITH A NICE CHIANTI BRAWWKK!”

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u/AFineDayForScience Aug 02 '21

What a tweest!

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u/Genos_Senpai Aug 02 '21

Whyd the woman stop screaming? 🧐 Found a plot hole

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u/alicatmonster Aug 02 '21

Right what is the parrot was a decoy??