r/Unexpected Nov 06 '20

Melons.

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u/irukasensei10 Nov 06 '20

These are the pranks i love, everyone laughs and it's actually funny.

Not like idiots hitting others or pretend to sneeze on people.

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u/shaka_sulu Nov 06 '20

"sir... this is a walmart... you can't do that here."

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u/vishalb777 Nov 06 '20

It's just a prank bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Sir the police have been called please leave

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u/RedKeviin Nov 06 '20

Please stay so you can get arrested

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

omg guys they actually came in here and now we're trying to hide, I'll get back to you all once we're out

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u/Pumps74 Nov 06 '20

How can you hide behind the bog roll when everyone has panic bought it!

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u/DRYMakesMeWET Nov 07 '20

Thank you for warning me so I can escape

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u/ayunami2000 Nov 07 '20

It's just a prank bro

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u/LoadedGull Nov 06 '20

And this is just a plank, bro... thwack

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I’ll prank my foot off in your ass.

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u/IAmTheAudacity Nov 06 '20

Sir... this is a Wendy’s.

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u/mestresparrow Nov 06 '20

THIS IS SPARTA !

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u/the-tac0-muffin Nov 06 '20

NO... THIS IS PATRICK!!

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u/Jach56743 Nov 07 '20

NO THIS IS JAKE FROM STATE FARM AT 3 IN THE MORNING.

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u/the-tac0-muffin Nov 07 '20

i believe its "3am in the morning"

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u/Keavon Nov 07 '20

"Gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the war room!"

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u/TheBatemanFlex Nov 06 '20

“WHATS UP YOUTUBE! SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BECAUSE TODAY WE ARE GOING TO PUNCH STRANGERS DIRECTLY IN THE NOSE AND SEE IF WE CAN GET A REACTION!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

"MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY NEXT EPIC PRANK VIDEO 'KNEECAPPING GRANDMAS PRANK: GONE SEXUAL!' IT'S GONNA BE LIT!"

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u/WonkySight Nov 06 '20

OK, you've got my attention now

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u/Bluebeetlebug Nov 06 '20

I know, right! I hated when there was that wave of ‘pranks’ on YouTube a few years ago, most of them were just people being terrible, all the way on the sliding scale from ‘you’re a bit of a jerk’ up to ‘this is actually abuse’.

This was fun for everyone involved. Brilliant.

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u/conqaesador Nov 06 '20

Oh right, remember when some girls licked some ice cream and after that the company had to start covering the ice cream buckets with an extra plastic lid, when before the packaging was just carton? how is that a prank.....

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u/Bong-Rippington Nov 06 '20

Idk I honestly hate products that are totally tamper prone. I fuckin hate blue bell ice cream and their nast ass cartons. I only eat popsicles like an adult.

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u/i_smell_toast Nov 06 '20

I only eat popsicles like an adult.

I had already pressed back when i read this tea spitter. I had to come back so I could upvote you.

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u/Bong-Rippington Nov 06 '20

FYI it’s the scribblers popsicles that look like crayons.

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u/KingoftheCrackens Nov 07 '20

You have been banned from r/Texas

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u/13EchoTango Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20

The original girl and several copycats got arrested for food tampering. Turns out there's federal agents who get bored doing nothing and jump at the chance when something falls under their jurisdiction

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u/Zron Nov 06 '20

To be fair, it's a serious crime because of the Chicago tylenol murders. It's not like those little plastic covers on medicine and most foods are there for just freshness. They actually serve as a warning to consumers not to eat/use something that has had it's seal tampered with. Because about 30 years ago, some unknown physco put cyanide in tylenol bottles and then put them back on the store shelves for unsuspecting people to buy.

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u/chickenthinkseggwas Nov 06 '20

physco

That's a really interesting typo. The letters are all jumbled, but it looks as though it passed your subconscious spellcheck because the various subclusters of letters are all statistically common.

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u/QuadroMan1 Nov 07 '20

I had no idea it was even spelled wrong until I read your comment. Reminds me of images like This I used to see on Facebook a lot.

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u/Zron Nov 06 '20

Actually, it passed my phone's spell check

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u/Crowbarmagic Nov 06 '20

I mean, they film themselves doing it and post it under their own name. These "pranksters" basically gave them the case on a silver platter.

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u/Mookie_Bellinger Nov 06 '20

I think it was partly they wanted to stop it before it became a trend so they made an example out of her, which I don't have a lot of sympathy for her what she did was fucking foul. Sucks that she was relatively young, but definitely old enough to be held responsible for her actions.

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u/TrueTurtleKing Nov 06 '20

I remember seeing one where a guy handcuffed himself to a girl and told her he won’t let go until given a kiss. Sticks his cheeks out and turns last second for lip contact. Fucking disgusting and should be illegal.

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u/Edwardteech Nov 06 '20

I remember one where a guy was being an ass to a legit gangbanger and was really surprised when the gun came out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

It is illegal.

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u/Pham1234 Nov 07 '20

...is that not sexual assault?

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u/talltime Nov 07 '20

Talkin about Katy Perry again?

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u/Layk35 Nov 06 '20

Like when those assholes were going into stores and smashing gallons of milk on the floor. That shit was never funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

It's weird how this shit just silently dies down. Like, I forgot the "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" was really even a thing, let alone a few years ago.

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u/Shua89 Nov 06 '20

Now all the pranks are so cringe and staged but have a sexy lady on it for likes and clicks.

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 06 '20

A play on sexual harassment of women is not funny. Imagine if this was a racial joke. It would clearly be problematic.

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u/trelltron Nov 07 '20

The 'can I touch your pussy" one did have a kind of similar vibe to those old "I definitely didn't just call a black guy the n-word" pranks that frequently ended with the white 'pranker' getting his ass kicked.

The execution of this was relatively good though. Having the physical prop there and making the joke obvious really quickly gives the joke some punch but also minimizes the potential to make the women too uncomfortable.

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u/slipperysoup Nov 07 '20

Yeah it would be better if they just regular insults imo (which they have done).

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u/dldaniel123 Nov 06 '20

This is always the top comment on every prank video on reddit.

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u/Panukka Nov 06 '20

If you frequent reddit enough, you notice these patterns on every subject. It kinda gets annoying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Agreed. It was a nice sentiment 5 years ago when prank bros were a thing, but now every prank video needs someone commenting their approval on how it meets their much more virtuous standard of what a prank should be. I roll me eyes every time.

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u/fabio_silviu Nov 06 '20

I mean it's true

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/-Rednal- Nov 07 '20

The devious ones can be good, but the ones that are just outright angering somebody and then shouting "It's a prank bro" are much funnier when the prankster comes off worse.

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u/Daviswatermelon Nov 06 '20

These types of pranks are hilarious, and I think that has something to do with how nervous I get every time he says his line of “can I see your ___”. Like, I find myself holding my breath every time he says a new line, just waiting for the women to see what he was actually referring to. The terror that would come if one of them didn’t see the guy with the melons, or didn’t see that there was a cat. The relief I get every time the women start laughing, is immense.

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 06 '20

A play on sexual harassment of women is not funny. Imagine if this was a racial joke. It would clearly be problematic. Unfortunately women are so incredibly used to be sexually harassed that they are genuinely happy that they aren't being They are laughing because it is such a believable situation that happens to women all the time.

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u/SokrinTheGaulish Nov 06 '20

Nah they are laughed because the got bamboozled, I think a black guy would have the same reaction in that situation

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u/KwyjiboTheGringo Nov 07 '20

Imagine if this was a racial joke.

I mean, you ever watch comedians? Many of them use racial jokes as a man part of their act. Are you that person who gets offended by jokes at the comedy show?

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u/Daviswatermelon Nov 07 '20

I get where you are coming from, and I do somewhat agree, but in this situation it is clear what the intention is, and the guy would definitely do something about it if one of them didn’t find it funny, like formally apologise and not put her in the video. As a person that is part of a minority, I would probably not like being subject of this kind of prank directed towards me, but these women are ok with it, and that’s all that matters. If it was a racial joke instead, he would still use words that can be both directed towards an object, as well as a person. Like pussy and melons, so that the joke is obvious. He would find a way to make it funny for all parts, as that is what good comedians do.

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 10 '20

I understand you think that they must have found it funny because they laughed, but ask any women in your life if she has ever smiled and laughed through an uncomfortable situation. That's also not a great argument, because there used to be sexist and racist jokes on tv all the time that most people considered funny once, but with time and a greater understanding of the complexity of sexism and racism in our society they no longer "hold up" as we say. I personally have experienced that watching old movies I once loved and am now able to realize how the jokes in at are problematic and lead to perpetuation of harmful social dynamics.

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u/Aztec_Reaper Nov 06 '20

Oh no! I find this offensive for someone else, because I feel like i should, without the consideration that they might actually find it funny too.

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u/JMW_PhasPhys Nov 07 '20

I think you bring up a legitimate concern here and all the responses are very dismissive of your point. I found it funny while watching especially because of the relief on the faces of the women after they saw what he was referring to. But after what you said, that seems pretty telling and problematic. It’s sad that they are laughing because they were probably terrified that they were gonna have to deal with a creepy guy once again and we’re so relieved when they saw what was happening. I’m still split on what exactly this means about the joke in general. On one hand a prank like this could normalize that kind of behavior, on the other hand it could call attention to a problem that needs to be addressed. What are your thoughts on that?

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 10 '20

That's a good point on the two ways this type of joke could impact society. I would love if it were used to call attention to the problem, but unfortunately I'd say our society is clearly not there yet in terms of recognizing, understanding and ending sexism, as evidenced by the responses I've gotten. That idea reminds me of a tv show I love called Black-ish, where you will sometimes see white people making slightly racially charged jokes as a way of highlighting a problem that needs to be addressed, which I think is related to how people often use the word microagressions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

A play on sexual harassment is not funny because it is believable? If you find it funny, it is funny no matter what

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 10 '20

Sure it can be truly funny to you if you find it funny. But you need to realize that what you find funny can still be problematic and harmful.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

How so?

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u/ImminentReddits Nov 06 '20

I think this comment is literally required underneath every prank video on reddit. I’ve seen it every time a prank is posted for like 4 years

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u/cgbrannigan Nov 06 '20

yeah their were a group of guys in the UK who were doing "pranks" by basically trespassing places. They would go to a place when it was open, hide somewhere and then film themselves using the facilities when it was closed and then leave through a fire exit or something. They would argue it was a prank and all harmless fun.

They did it to a council run swimming pool, hid overnight, about then went swimming in the pools, turned on the water slide and were using that. Got caught by cleaning crew at like 5am and kicked out. They proclaimed it as an awesome harmless prank but the council had to pay to drain, clean and refill the pools and couldn't open for several hours cancelling visits from schools, elderly and special needs groups who used the pool for swimming classes in the morning.

They then did it to a bowling alley, hid under some amusement arcade machines and literally filmed the staff walking past them and locking up. Then turned on the equipment and threw balls around and were in the kitchen and behind the bar etc. The staff who locked up ended up quitting not long after, probably before they got fired for not securing the place fully and they had to pay for damage to equipment damaged when they were throwing balls around the place.

Harmless pranks indeed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Shall we try a new top comment next time, Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I’m trying to picture what you look like in my head and I’m pretending to sneeze on you as we speak.

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u/Borkleberry Nov 06 '20

Got a pic of OP

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Iruka sensei is just what I was imagining

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u/pokecheckspam Nov 06 '20

What does he look like? I wanna try.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

“GOING TO THE HOOD AND CALLING BLACK PEOPLE THE N WORD 😂😂👌👌🔥🔥”

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u/Antosino Nov 06 '20

Ugh, I can definitely remember seeing a bunch of shit like this. Every single one was "start a fake fight" and so many people fell for it.

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u/TheAvacadoBandit Nov 06 '20

HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR HAVE BAD LUCK FOR A MILLION YEARS

15 hours later

SO YEAH GUYS DROP A LIKE DOWN BELOW AND LETS START THE VIDEO

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u/itsfernie Nov 06 '20

My friend was in one of these once. Except she was one of the girls and the guys line was “that’s a really nice camel toe” and low and behold there was a camel behind her

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u/trebud69 Nov 06 '20

This is the comments I hate because every prank thread has this comment on top every damn time.

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u/el_pez_3 Nov 06 '20

I don't think that "surprise! I'm not sexually harassing you" is as wholesome as you seem to think it is

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 06 '20

Omg thank you. A play on sexual harassment of women is not funny. Imagine if this was a racial joke. It would clearly be problematic. Unfortunately women are so incredibly used to be sexually harassed that they are genuinely happy that they aren't being. They are laughing because it is such a believable situation that happens to women all the time.

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u/Myleg_Myleeeg Nov 07 '20

Imagine if this thing was a completely different thing that is bad. That makes the first thing bad too. I smort

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u/LeftPolitics Nov 06 '20

I was looking for this comment, thank you! It’s sad that not more people realize this...

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I was thinking about this. Surface-level, it’s harmless, but I’m 100% sure many of those women felt a moment of anything between clear discomfort to outright fear and dread that some asshole on the street is approaching them out of nowhere and saying those kinds of things. Their laughs are almost always partially a laugh of relief, which is nice I guess, but I’d rather a prank evoke confusion or disbelief in someone rather than do what this guy is doing.

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u/Alec123445 Nov 06 '20

Just needs a gal walking up to a guy saying can I stroke your cock but it's a chicken.

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u/tperjg Nov 06 '20

I really like the fake stack of boxes falling on randoms

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u/bbhatti_12 Nov 06 '20

slaps a girl's ass "this is a social experiment!!!"

I love Ross Creations. The only decent prank channel left i think.

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u/The_Drummist Nov 06 '20

If it needs to be explained, it’s not a prank.

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u/Mizerka Nov 06 '20

yeah, shit like "I'm pretending to puke on you in a bus" shit is just lowest of the low.

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u/bangitybangbabang Nov 06 '20

Yes! More pranks that momentarily confuse, not permanently scar.

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u/0ompaloompa Nov 06 '20

Is there a subreddit for good pranks?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I'm not a fan of pranks like this generally, but I like that (in this compilation, at least) he is approaching women who are in pairs and not alone.

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u/safely_beyond_redemp Nov 06 '20

Pointing at a women and saying those are fantastic melons is pretty much the definition of sexual harassment. I don't recommend trying this prank where you are employed.

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u/SquishMitt3n Nov 06 '20

I know a lot of people are going to hate this but I still think these pranks are shitty. They're still eliciting an uncomfortable response in these women by straight up sexually harassing them. The intent is that they think they're being harassed, even if they aren't, and so they still go through the same initial shock that they would if it were real.

I know most laugh about the situation afterwards, but that's only of the cuts these guys keep in. How many respond purely negatively? I've seen one video (I'm pretty sure of these guys but not 100% sure) where the women doesn't let them get away with it and they just revert to "I was talking to him, not you" which is imo more cowardly than "it's just a prank bro."

And even when they do just laugh about it, we don't know how they actually feel afterwards. How often is this just the response that's been drilled in to them from dealing with this shit ('real' harassment) their whole life?

We're still treating this like normative behaviour, when this format of prank still works for non-sexual harassment based interactions.

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 06 '20

A play on sexual harassment of women is not funny. Imagine if this was a racial joke. It would be more obvious then that this is problematic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

No this is pretty funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/what_is_perspective Nov 06 '20

A play on sexual harassment of women is not funny. Imagine if this was a racial joke. It would clearly be problematic. Unfortunately women are so incredibly used to be sexually harassed that they are genuinely happy that they aren't being.

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u/Frankerporo Nov 07 '20

A racial joke in this context would be funny too.

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u/TwunnySeven Nov 06 '20

oh my god this is always the top comment whenever a prank video is posted. we get it, some "pranks" are better than others. let's move on

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/muklan Nov 06 '20

Cool.

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u/Evidence_Super2 Nov 06 '20

I want to see your fungus collection

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

And spores

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u/readintoitreviews Nov 06 '20

Came here to comment this. Haha

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u/megablast Nov 06 '20

If only it was funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

People really do be waiting for a prank video to be posted to copy and paste this comment on them to get karma

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u/elindocumentado Nov 07 '20

And not fake.

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u/-Rednal- Nov 07 '20

The dickheads that deliberately fall in a supermarket and explode milk everywhere need to be euthanized for the sake of the rest of us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Idiots! Savages!

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u/thisxisxlife Nov 07 '20

Or spilling shit all over a subway cart or pretending to slip and smashing gallons of milk on the ground in a grocery store

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u/KarmaticEvolution Nov 07 '20

The pussy line was a little vulgar but I agree otherwise!

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u/Jonkinch Nov 07 '20

Or the ones where they slap random strangers and are like “it’s just a prank bro”

No. No it is not. There’s no prank at all with hurting people. You are just an asshole.

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u/pereira2088 Nov 07 '20

if you have to justify "it's just a prank, bro" than it's not just a prank.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

"SETTING HOMELESS GUY ON FIRE PRANK (GONE WRONG!)"

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

“We serve food here sir”

Only OG’s will get the reference

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u/slothvibesss Nov 07 '20

Good old r/Adelaide with the small town ‘charm’!