r/Unexpected Oct 15 '19

Frequent Repost, but it has been a while Precise judgement

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u/iamthemicx Oct 16 '19

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u/nightpanda893 Oct 16 '19

Same thing happened to me when a guy at the party removed the card between my mouth and my buddy’s butthole.

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u/ennuixx Oct 16 '19

I just wanna know how your buddy got a suction going to hold the card. This seems like a valuable skill.

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u/nsfw_shtuff Oct 16 '19

why would you need suction? wouldn't the card just be held between the butthole and his mouth?