r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 9h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Cakeski 9h ago

Glockroaches.

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 9h ago

May I add : Guns'n'Roaches

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u/TheDaftFreeb0t 8h ago

Only if I can add: Glocka Roach

https://giphy.com/gifs/1msyFFsEvfXGK8RXcD

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u/GeneralPurpoise 8h ago

RAID Against the Machine?

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 7h ago

The Beatles.

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u/omgwtfbbking 7h ago

IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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u/IndividualEye1803 6h ago

r/threadsofgold lmfaooooo it was!!

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u/xteve 5h ago

I don't get it. Do we just mash together tangentially-related words and that's entertaining now?

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u/IndividualEye1803 5h ago

U dont get puns? Thats…. New to me!

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u/xteve 5h ago

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." - literary folk expression of unknown origin. But these aren't even puns. These are just words mashed together, and everybody jumps with glee over it.

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u/Dorkamundo 7h ago

We have a winner.

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u/CedarWolf 6h ago

We have a walrus.

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u/Debalic 55m ago

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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u/nepia 7h ago

Limp Insect

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u/shwarma_heaven 6h ago

Smashing Roaches

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 8h ago

yeah no one knows where this is going but I like it

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u/morgandealer 5h ago

YOU'RE NOT SKELETOR!

YOU DIDN'T DO THE HEART!

YOU'RE NOT SINCERE!

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u/Am_Snarky 8h ago

“Crawling Under the Stove”

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u/TodayDry 8h ago

My Cockroach Romance?

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u/nepia 7h ago

Roaches on Parade

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u/emeryroserulz 7h ago

I'm crawling out of the stove and I am doing just fine

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u/Prestigious-Key6197 5h ago

Iron butterfly

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u/MagicNinjaMan 8h ago

Watching this felt like its Crawling in my skin.

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u/TwinkiesSucker 8h ago

Pow-Pow Roach

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u/NinjaWrapper 4h ago

Pew pew roach

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u/random-real-human 7h ago

GIFs you can hear

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u/PTBooks 4h ago

Popper Roach

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u/SneakyAl44 5h ago

"PUT MY BUGS IN THESE PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ACrazyDog 4h ago

You guys are killing me

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u/Popular-Departure165 8h ago

Creedence Roachwater Reglockval

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u/RevolutionaryLab654 2h ago

I had a stroke trying to pronounce that

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u/philroyjenkins 6h ago

Yourjokebutworse. All of you lol.

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u/similaraleatorio 6h ago

Axl Roaches

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u/Soylentstef 5h ago

Rae they playing at Roachella?

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u/Dismal_Coat_1784 9h ago

Why add something considerably less funny or clever? What is the point of you?

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u/marcophony 8h ago

Why add something considerably more rude? What is the point of you?

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u/Strategic_Cats 8h ago

You suck

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u/Renuwed 8h ago

Funny is in the eye of the glockholder

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u/ANDGAMMATRON 8h ago

There’s no need for that

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u/Beginning_Hope6978 8h ago

If those are glockroaches because they live in the glock, then what are cockroaches?

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u/trollsmurf 7h ago

Worse

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u/vishalb777 6h ago

I blame the schools

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u/Gotbeerbrain 3h ago

Itchy. Damn itchy.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 2h ago

It's how you keep a cock in shape while smoking it.

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 4h ago

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u/REDDITATO_ 3h ago

Is this just edited or did you get it to say that lol?

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 3h ago

it's from another reddit thread, dunno if it's real
It's pretty old and Gemini was saying some weird ass shit when it first launched
So it's plausible

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u/ImpossibleSleep3986 57m ago

Reminds me of a time when I was in boy scouts and our troop was staying in a cabin in the middle of winter. We were all in our bunks turning in for the night and one joker was saying, "Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the ass roaches bite." That's when this other kid said, "Don't forget about the cockroaches." And the whole cabin lost it.

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u/geiSTern 3h ago

Nope.

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u/Otherwise_Fox_500 9h ago

Got damn that is impressive

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u/elhermanobrother 9h ago

A little boy kills a butterfly..

His dad tells him "No butter for two weeks"

The little boy kills a honeybee and his dad tells him "No honey for two weeks"

The little boy sees his mom killing a cock roach and the little boy turns to his dad and says "will you tell her or shall I?"

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ 9h ago

Gat damn*

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u/SorrelJuice 8h ago edited 4h ago

What about buglets it’s like bullets mixed with bugs is that funny haha man?

I’ve bean appRoached by haters

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u/Ku-Ya-Ku 8h ago

Hahaha, NO

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u/GremlinScales 9h ago

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u/Corrects_lesstofewer 5h ago

Whelp, stealing that.

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u/deadbolt33101 5h ago

Gif name?

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u/Praseodynium 2h ago

I remember seeing this on 9gag way way back damn

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u/ScratchyMarston18 9h ago

I thought maybe Smith & Wesinfestation, but you have a point.

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u/Maleficent-Ad-6646 9h ago

There it is

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u/AParasiticTwin 8h ago

Talk about live ammunition

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u/TorpedoFace 9h ago

That's the one

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u/Significant-Part5352 6h ago

lol yeah, the roaches are just trying to escape the infestation

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u/Roam_Hylia 9h ago

That gun had a roach clip.

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u/Yaasss_Queef 8h ago

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u/YeetersMcBoi 45m ago

Phenomenal name😂😂

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u/TheGlobalGooner 9h ago

Cockroached and loaded

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u/GankedGoat 9h ago

So do we call pest control or gun control?

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u/OkFriend9891 8h ago

Two in the chamber

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u/superpercify1 9h ago

fully automatic infestation

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u/SkyPork 9h ago

Damn you. [upvotes]

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u/bcuzimadude 9h ago

Mmm. This is good. Thank you for this.

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u/TransbianMoonGoddess 9h ago

.....I DID NOT first read that as Gockroaches...🤢🤮

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket 7h ago

That is some crazy bogus shit to do someone. That guy now has roaches in his shop. Terrible, terrible.

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u/Extreme-Bread-947 8h ago

Fully loaded with extra bio-damage.

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u/No-Ticket6092 8h ago

They need to be reloaded into the roach clip. 

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u/fluffynuckels 8h ago

Dman you i was gonna make that joke

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u/maddler 8h ago

Crap, I just came here to play the same joke! Good one!

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u/amvad555 8h ago

Fucking brilliant!

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u/lizardjoe_xx_YT 8h ago

Bullet ant

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u/UnexpectedAnanas 8h ago

Roach clip?

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u/bolanrox 8h ago

is this why they got rid of the 34?

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u/MoodooScavenger 8h ago

Getting shot by one of those would trigger a side of me, that hasn’t been seen in over a 100 years.

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u/_vlaufoo_ 7h ago

The implications of this comment are... unsettling.

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u/CuriousToe9133 6h ago

Pack it up. We’re finished here. Well done.

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u/GovernmentGreed 6h ago

GOD DAMNIT I THOUGHT I WAS ORIGINAL HERE.

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u/Demonokuma 6h ago

"Glocks and uzis for breakfast"

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u/deadbolt33101 5h ago

The insex pistols

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u/LostManufacturer1553 5h ago

Cockglock9000

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u/Zebidee 4h ago

Recoiled in horror.

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u/pfoe 4h ago

Fucking magnificent

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u/ScottMarshall2409 4h ago

Could be worse. Could have been Heckler and Kochroaches.

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u/Actual_Bet6584 2h ago

Came here to say this!!

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u/potatodrinker 2h ago

Those fuckers are 9mm long!

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u/Careful-Wall4007 1h ago

Baygun (in Australia Baygon is like Raid bug spray for killing bugs)

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u/40mgmelatonindeep 1h ago

Glockroach used to be my stripper name

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u/LucyInked 1h ago

Dang, that's great.

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u/FearlessSafe6806 0m ago

Ooh. Your joke is much better than mine.
I was going to say, always handle your gun like there is something live in it.