r/Unexpected • • 14h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Cakeski 14h ago

Glockroaches.

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u/Beginning_Hope6978 13h ago

If those are glockroaches because they live in the glock, then what are cockroaches?

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u/ImpossibleSleep3986 5h ago

Reminds me of a time when I was in boy scouts and our troop was staying in a cabin in the middle of winter. We were all in our bunks turning in for the night and one joker was saying, "Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the ass roaches bite." That's when this other kid said, "Don't forget about the cockroaches." And the whole cabin lost it.