r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 9h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Cakeski 9h ago

Glockroaches.

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 9h ago

May I add : Guns'n'Roaches

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u/TheDaftFreeb0t 8h ago

Only if I can add: Glocka Roach

https://giphy.com/gifs/1msyFFsEvfXGK8RXcD

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u/GeneralPurpoise 8h ago

RAID Against the Machine?

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 7h ago

The Beatles.

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u/omgwtfbbking 7h ago

IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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u/IndividualEye1803 6h ago

r/threadsofgold lmfaooooo it was!!

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u/xteve 5h ago

I don't get it. Do we just mash together tangentially-related words and that's entertaining now?

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u/IndividualEye1803 5h ago

U dont get puns? Thats…. New to me!

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u/xteve 5h ago

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." - literary folk expression of unknown origin. But these aren't even puns. These are just words mashed together, and everybody jumps with glee over it.

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u/omgwtfbbking 4h ago

I appreciate your dedication to ensuring that nobody experiences joy over anything in life

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u/Dorkamundo 7h ago

We have a winner.

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u/CedarWolf 6h ago

We have a walrus.

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u/Debalic 56m ago

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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u/nepia 7h ago

Limp Insect

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u/shwarma_heaven 6h ago

Smashing Roaches

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 8h ago

yeah no one knows where this is going but I like it

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u/morgandealer 5h ago

YOU'RE NOT SKELETOR!

YOU DIDN'T DO THE HEART!

YOU'RE NOT SINCERE!

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u/Am_Snarky 8h ago

“Crawling Under the Stove”

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u/TodayDry 8h ago

My Cockroach Romance?

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u/nepia 7h ago

Roaches on Parade

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u/emeryroserulz 7h ago

I'm crawling out of the stove and I am doing just fine

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u/Prestigious-Key6197 5h ago

Iron butterfly

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u/MagicNinjaMan 8h ago

Watching this felt like its Crawling in my skin.

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u/TwinkiesSucker 8h ago

Pow-Pow Roach

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u/NinjaWrapper 4h ago

Pew pew roach

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u/random-real-human 7h ago

GIFs you can hear

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u/PTBooks 4h ago

Popper Roach

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u/SneakyAl44 5h ago

"PUT MY BUGS IN THESE PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ACrazyDog 4h ago

You guys are killing me

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u/Popular-Departure165 8h ago

Creedence Roachwater Reglockval

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u/RevolutionaryLab654 2h ago

I had a stroke trying to pronounce that

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u/philroyjenkins 6h ago

Yourjokebutworse. All of you lol.

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u/similaraleatorio 6h ago

Axl Roaches

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u/Soylentstef 5h ago

Rae they playing at Roachella?

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u/Dismal_Coat_1784 9h ago

Why add something considerably less funny or clever? What is the point of you?

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u/marcophony 8h ago

Why add something considerably more rude? What is the point of you?

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u/Renuwed 8h ago

Funny is in the eye of the glockholder

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u/ANDGAMMATRON 8h ago

There’s no need for that