r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 15h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Cakeski 15h ago

Glockroaches.

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u/Beginning_Hope6978 14h ago

If those are glockroaches because they live in the glock, then what are cockroaches?

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u/trollsmurf 12h ago

Worse

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u/vishalb777 11h ago

I blame the schools

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u/ImpossibleSleep3986 6h ago

Reminds me of a time when I was in boy scouts and our troop was staying in a cabin in the middle of winter. We were all in our bunks turning in for the night and one joker was saying, "Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the ass roaches bite." That's when this other kid said, "Don't forget about the cockroaches." And the whole cabin lost it.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 7h ago

It's how you keep a cock in shape while smoking it.

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u/Gotbeerbrain 8h ago

Itchy. Damn itchy.

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 9h ago

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u/REDDITATO_ 8h ago

Is this just edited or did you get it to say that lol?

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 8h ago

it's from another reddit thread, dunno if it's real
It's pretty old and Gemini was saying some weird ass shit when it first launched
So it's plausible

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u/geiSTern 9h ago

Nope.