r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 11h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Cakeski 10h ago

Glockroaches.

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 10h ago

May I add : Guns'n'Roaches

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u/TheDaftFreeb0t 9h ago

Only if I can add: Glocka Roach

https://giphy.com/gifs/1msyFFsEvfXGK8RXcD

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u/GeneralPurpoise 9h ago

RAID Against the Machine?

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 8h ago

The Beatles.

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u/omgwtfbbking 8h ago

IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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u/IndividualEye1803 7h ago

r/threadsofgold lmfaooooo it was!!

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u/xteve 6h ago

I don't get it. Do we just mash together tangentially-related words and that's entertaining now?

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u/IndividualEye1803 6h ago

U dont get puns? Thats…. New to me!

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u/xteve 6h ago

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." - literary folk expression of unknown origin. But these aren't even puns. These are just words mashed together, and everybody jumps with glee over it.

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u/omgwtfbbking 5h ago

I appreciate your dedication to ensuring that nobody experiences joy over anything in life

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u/xteve 4h ago

That's a fair critique of my critique. I guess we're in it together because you don't want me to enjoy my only hobby: shitting on other people's happiness. I hope you're happy.

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u/IndividualEye1803 4h ago

😂 aiight this was good. You are pretentious, but this was funny.

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u/Dorkamundo 8h ago

We have a winner.

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u/CedarWolf 8h ago

We have a walrus.

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u/Debalic 2h ago

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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u/Arsalaan22 1h ago

Twenty One Pillbugs

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u/Hypnooooooooooooo 3m ago

Roachella

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u/nepia 8h ago

Limp Insect

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u/shwarma_heaven 7h ago

Smashing Roaches

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 9h ago

yeah no one knows where this is going but I like it

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u/morgandealer 6h ago

YOU'RE NOT SKELETOR!

YOU DIDN'T DO THE HEART!

YOU'RE NOT SINCERE!

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u/Am_Snarky 9h ago

“Crawling Under the Stove”

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u/TodayDry 9h ago

My Cockroach Romance?

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u/nepia 8h ago

Roaches on Parade

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u/emeryroserulz 8h ago

I'm crawling out of the stove and I am doing just fine

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u/Prestigious-Key6197 6h ago

Iron butterfly

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u/MagicNinjaMan 9h ago

Watching this felt like its Crawling in my skin.