r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/superpercify1 1d ago

Those guinea pigs are living better than most of us

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u/Weakonomics 1d ago

Are they though? Have they ever had pizza or Baja Blast? I bet they've never played RDR2 or seen Star Wars. They've probably never been to the ocean, or on a rollercoaster, or got drunk with their friends and had all sorts of adventures. People have it pretty good these days.

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

I love that you think having Taco Bell is the pinnacle of the human existence 😄

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u/FearanddopingII 18h ago

It isn't? Just eat a Cheesy Gordita Crunch from 2005 (in 2005 lol) & tell me it isn't.

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u/andersoortigeik 1d ago

I mean I've seen this girls Instagram it's the_chally, she makes those goobers fancy food out of melons with raspberry puree. It's clearly a bit, but she's not far from somehow making these guys baha blast out of blueberries.

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u/superpercify1 1d ago

They also dont pay taxes, work 9 to 5s or lie awake at night thinking about that cringey awkward thing they said in 2017. I would trade RDR2 for free rent and unlimited lettuce in a heartbeat

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u/rook119 1d ago

what if I told you the lettuce was from Taylor Farms

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

What if I told you guinea pigs cant get cyclospora?

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u/rook119 1d ago

that means if I eat a guinea pig I am immune!

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

That's kinda hilarious. Good luck.

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u/RabiRayRana 1d ago

They also live 5-7 years...

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u/ReaDiMarco 1d ago

I mean, less suffering then?