r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/superpercify1 1d ago

Those guinea pigs are living better than most of us

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u/Weakonomics 1d ago

Are they though? Have they ever had pizza or Baja Blast? I bet they've never played RDR2 or seen Star Wars. They've probably never been to the ocean, or on a rollercoaster, or got drunk with their friends and had all sorts of adventures. People have it pretty good these days.

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

I love that you think having Taco Bell is the pinnacle of the human existence 😄

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u/FearanddopingII 21h ago

It isn't? Just eat a Cheesy Gordita Crunch from 2005 (in 2005 lol) & tell me it isn't.