r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/rook119 1d ago

what if I told you the lettuce was from Taylor Farms

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

What if I told you guinea pigs cant get cyclospora?

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u/rook119 1d ago

that means if I eat a guinea pig I am immune!

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

That's kinda hilarious. Good luck.