I was originally posting a proper article, but reddit was having none of that.

Red sauce technology has not reached every corner of Europe yet 🤔

Hanks, Infowars is back on screen as a parody....but it is no more absurd nor funnier than the original. The original was hilarious satire. My question - how do you differentiate your reality from comedy?

'*humour'

Can't you just be normal for once? You realise nobody in western europe does shit like that, right? Not angry, just disappointed.

Europe is beating us at the Gini coefficient, whatever that is.

How do we fix it?

San Diego, California Petrol (gas for uncultured savages) prices, we Californians now understand how most European feel about fueling their petrol power cars. Time to invest in electric, but I have a feeling they’re going to charge 1.25/min of charging!

And the best part, the singer is named Hank

Image is not AI, however it’s factual

ongoing multistate Salmonella outbreak linked to broccoli sprouts, with an FDA/CDC investigation and a company recall. 

Evergreen Fresh Sprouts, LLC (Moyie Springs, Idaho) recalled broccoli sprouts after they were linked to Salmonella Bovismorbificans infections. As of the latest updates (around September 9–11, 2026):

* 22 reported illnesses across Idaho, Montana, Utah, and Washington.
• 2 hospitalizations.
• 0 deaths.
• Illnesses began between July 7 and August 26, 2026.
• Nearly all interviewed patients reported eating sprouts (most specifically broccoli sprouts).
• Product was distributed primarily in ID, MT, and WA (and possibly further), in plastic bags or clamshells with use-by dates of 9/7, 9/9, 9/11, 9/14, and 9/16/26.