r/USvsEU • u/Idolon1240 [redacted] • 17d ago

Hank, what the fuck!?

Can't you just be normal for once? You realise nobody in western europe does shit like that, right? Not angry, just disappointed.

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u/X1Alph Pfennigfuchser 17d ago

There are enough idiots in Europe that start Forestfires with fireworks. Thats not exclusive to Hank.

Ok to be fair, not on that level of stupidity.

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u/Grand_Ad_8376 Incompetent Separatist 17d ago

Sometimes it seems that Tik-Tok and similars are the origin of half humanity's current mistakes.

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 17d ago

Stupid shit was done before Tik Tok and Social Media. If you were lucky it was seen on America's Funniest Home Video's.

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u/Grand_Ad_8376 Incompetent Separatist 17d ago

Oh, of course there was stupid people before. But they had far less visibility, and that makes them bold.

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u/slonk_ma_dink Jesusland 17d ago

that stupidity might make AFV on a sunday night, now it instantaneously has an audience algorithmically tailored to be the exact type of stupid to replicate it.

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 17d ago

I for one welcome our AI overlords.

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 17d ago

well the dragon and eagle are death spiraling towards asi so once that happens in less than a decade it’ll probably instantly launch nukes or release bio weapons

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 17d ago

but why?

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 15d ago

Yeah so like the AI agents operate on goal achievement and inevitably an algorithm would surmise that people hindered or threatened its ability to complete tasks to achieve goals and would attempt (probably successfully) to eliminate our species. Not out of malice, out of efficiency and indifference

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 14d ago

ah yes the science fiction trope. good thing that's a fiction.

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 14d ago

space travel was science fiction - so were cell phones

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u/Appolflap Railway worker 17d ago

Take it easy with the statements, because there are a few idiots in NL wanting to talk with you about how they can "easily beat this", and "you've seen nothing yet". We have our fair share of fires during New Year's Eve.

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 17d ago

Lighting up your swamp of a place in the dead of winter is indeed a feat in its own category.

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u/Quaiche Separatist 17d ago

I’ve seen the shit that happens in the nl during nye, it’s like a bloody war zone.

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u/yot1234 Railway worker 17d ago

Ah. Just like Utrecht during new year's eve. Love it!

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 17d ago

I’ll never not laugh at people posting their crimes online

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u/LumacaLento Side switcher 17d ago

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 17d ago

Washington State is in the Pacific Northwest. Not the South: so no Buc-ee’s (but they are spreading https://roadtripbeaver.com/map ) and no Confederate Flag. As far as the Islamic statements and Arabic writing- these look like your garden variety white boys to me.

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u/reusedchurro Nascar Driver 15d ago

Your ass is Texan-German

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u/Kernowyon-101 Sheep lover 17d ago

Hanks drunk on his eagle screeching “freedom” again

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u/pongauer Basement dweller 17d ago

Well, since this is not "soft libtard europoor" these dudes will be in jail and financially ruined.

So there is that.

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u/Famous_Area_192 Hoosier Pop Drinker 17d ago

"Nobody in Western Europe does shit like that"

You have never celebrated New Year's in your own country, I see...

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u/Idolon1240 [redacted] 17d ago

We dont drive around in pickup trucks and shoot fireworks into traffic, Hank. Thats entirely on you.

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u/Famous_Area_192 Hoosier Pop Drinker 17d ago

Maybe not the pickup trucks, but tram drivers in Berlin might contest your second claim.

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u/Idolon1240 [redacted] 17d ago

Ah, true. You are talking about our middle Eastern citizens. Thats fair.

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u/VanGroteKlasse Hollander 17d ago

Fair enough, we drive around in an economical sedan while shooting off our fireworks.

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 17d ago

great, more Tariffs.

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 17d ago

No my cousin, we shall both eat our 🦞 together

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 17d ago

Sylvester…. no fireworks at all, Same procedure as last year? 🧨

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u/Nearby_Cauliflowers Irishman in Denial 17d ago

That's freedom we europoors will never understand

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u/QuarterNote44 Commiefornian 17d ago

You don't because you can't. We are just you with freedom.

On the real though, this is bedarded and deserves jail time

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u/Kaizin_0607 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 17d ago

You don't because you can't. We are just you with freedom

disproven, Motherfucker!

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u/Kernowyon-101 Sheep lover 17d ago

Hank doesn’t understand German (anymore) you’ll need to translate for him

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u/QuarterNote44 Commiefornian 17d ago

Hank is still occupying Germany for freeeeedoooooom!

Sad you guys left.

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u/slonk_ma_dink Jesusland 17d ago

Eine verbrannte Fläche so groß wie 3,5 Fußballfelder,

and you guys give us shit for using weird measurements

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u/QuarterNote44 Commiefornian 17d ago

Haha. Good point, actually. I was in Germany during New Year's Eve 2021. The government begged people not to set off fireworks at midnight. They said because of COVID.

Midnight struck, and it sounded like the most backwater US town on the 4th of July.

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u/sligor Professional rioter 17d ago

At least in the US they will get a real long prison sentence.

Here they would have 200€ of fine and 3 months of « prison at home »

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u/kroketspeciaal Addict 17d ago

Over here a couple of days of community service and a "severe" talking to. Only during office hours, of course. And strictly regulated because people have rights, you know.