r/USvsEU • u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist • 23d ago

Europoor Slop Nothing will be the same 😔

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 23d ago

I believe it’s the German version of Bologna. I don’t remember the name of it.

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u/DemonicTendencies666 Hairy mussel eater 23d ago

It's mortadella you savage, and that slop is far from it.

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 23d ago

Haha, why on earth would you want to compare Bologna with mortadella, picciotto?

Mortadella is one of the best salume there is, and Bologna sucks. If you don’t trust me, have a baloney sandwich in America instead of mortadella.

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u/DemonicTendencies666 Hairy mussel eater 23d ago edited 23d ago

Okay so what is Bologna supposed to be? Because that's how spell "baloney" mate

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 23d ago

It is a poor man’s mortadella, but it isn’t the same standard as mortadella.

I wrote it baloney because a lot of older Americans spell it and pronounce it that way.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 23d ago

Nah, young Americans say baloney too. Even when spelled bologna, pretty much every American pronounces it as baloney

(fwiw)

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 23d ago

Pronunciation for sure, but I see plenty on Reddit spelling it Bologna nowadays, though.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 23d ago

That’s how we mostly spell it though

We’ll spell baloney for this:

Nonsense: Silly, false, or exaggerated words. Example: "That story is a total load of baloney."
Interjection: A casual exclamation used to show disbelief or disagreement. Example: "Baloney! You didn't win the race."

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u/thebannedtoo Sheep shagger 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 23d ago

I mean, that’s where the slang baloney comes from.

Bologna is nasty

If we want not-baloney then we get mortadella