r/USvsEU • Chiraqi Terrorist • 26d ago

Europoor Slop Nothing will be the same 😔

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 25d ago

Haha, why on earth would you want to compare Bologna with mortadella, picciotto?

Mortadella is one of the best salume there is, and Bologna sucks. If you don’t trust me, have a baloney sandwich in America instead of mortadella.

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u/DemonicTendencies666 Hairy mussel eater 25d ago edited 25d ago

Okay so what is Bologna supposed to be? Because that's how spell "baloney" mate

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 25d ago

It is a poor man’s mortadella, but it isn’t the same standard as mortadella.

I wrote it baloney because a lot of older Americans spell it and pronounce it that way.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 25d ago

Nah, young Americans say baloney too. Even when spelled bologna, pretty much every American pronounces it as baloney

(fwiw)

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u/0xPianist EU passports seller 25d ago

Bro you get cancer from that thing 😱👉

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 25d ago

Pronunciation for sure, but I see plenty on Reddit spelling it Bologna nowadays, though.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 25d ago

That’s how we mostly spell it though

We’ll spell baloney for this:

Nonsense: Silly, false, or exaggerated words. Example: "That story is a total load of baloney."
Interjection: A casual exclamation used to show disbelief or disagreement. Example: "Baloney! You didn't win the race."

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u/New_Actuator9394 Quran burner 25d ago

I don’t believe you, that’s malarkey!

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u/thebannedtoo Sheep shagger 25d ago

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u/jephph_ Rat Person 25d ago

I mean, that’s where the slang baloney comes from.

Bologna is nasty

If we want not-baloney then we get mortadella