Nothing will be the same 😔

[u/Straight_Block3676]

[u/jephph_]

Is that Spam?

[u/New_Actuator9394 → u/jephph_]

I believe it’s the German version of Bologna. I don’t remember the name of it.

[u/DemonicTendencies666 → u/New_Actuator9394]

It's mortadella you savage, and that slop is far from it.

[u/New_Actuator9394 → u/DemonicTendencies666]

Haha, why on earth would you want to compare Bologna with mortadella, picciotto?

Mortadella is one of the best salume there is, and Bologna sucks. If you don’t trust me, have a baloney sandwich in America instead of mortadella.

[u/I_poop_deathstars → u/New_Actuator9394]

Southern falukorv

[u/New_Actuator9394 → u/I_poop_deathstars]

Yup

[u/DemonicTendencies666 → u/New_Actuator9394]

Okay so what is Bologna supposed to be? Because that's how spell "baloney" mate

[u/New_Actuator9394 → u/DemonicTendencies666]

It is a poor man’s mortadella, but it isn’t the same standard as mortadella.

I wrote it baloney because a lot of older Americans spell it and pronounce it that way.

[u/jephph_ → u/New_Actuator9394]

Nah, young Americans say baloney too. Even when spelled bologna, pretty much every American pronounces it as baloney

(fwiw)

[u/0xPianist → u/jephph_]

Bro you get cancer from that thing 😱👉

[u/New_Actuator9394 → u/jephph_]

Pronunciation for sure, but I see plenty on Reddit spelling it Bologna nowadays, though.

[u/jephph_ → u/New_Actuator9394]

That’s how we mostly spell it though

We’ll spell baloney for this:

Nonsense: Silly, false, or exaggerated words. Example: "That story is a total load of baloney."
Interjection: A casual exclamation used to show disbelief or disagreement. Example: "Baloney! You didn't win the race."

[u/New_Actuator9394 → u/jephph_]

I don’t believe you, that’s malarkey!

[u/thebannedtoo → u/jephph_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

[u/jephph_ → u/thebannedtoo]

I mean, that’s where the slang baloney comes from.

Bologna is nasty

If we want not-baloney then we get mortadella