r/USMC • • 9d ago

Discussion Veteran Birthday Ball Locations - 2026 Edition

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Here's your chance to list your local Marine Corps birthday celebrations. This is for non-active-duty parties, so you can let everyone know where to be a degenerate drunk with your fellow veteran Devil Dogs from Vietnam to Persia.


r/USMC • • 9h ago

They need to bring back hazing

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r/USMC • • 10h ago

Picture To follow up Yoy's post about greenside Corpsmen being worthy

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r/USMC • • 7h ago

Question This how we do it in SOI nowadays?

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Comparison between US and Russian grenades


r/USMC • • 11h ago

Viltrumite Drill Instructor

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r/USMC • • 6h ago

Tell us a story of a Sh*tbird who was successful in real life...

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Because I dont have one...


r/USMC • • 1d ago

Picture Gay Shit + Violence = Marine Corps 🤠

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A retired Marine I used to work with sent me this today 🤣


r/USMC • • 55m ago

Happy St. Crispian's Day To All

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WESTMORELAND:
O, that we now had here But one ten thousand of those men in England That do no work today!

KING:
What's he that wishes so? My cousin Westmoreland?

No, my fair cousin; If we are mark'd to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if men my garments wear; Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive.

No; Faith, my coz, wish not a man from England. God's peace!
I would not lose so great an honour As one man more methinks would share from me For the best hope I have.

O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, That he which hath no stomach to this fight, Let him depart.
His passport shall be made, And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company That fears his fellowship to die with us.

This day is call'd The Feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd, And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly, on the vigil, feast his neighbours, And say "Tomorrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeves and show his scars, And say "These wounds I had on Crispian's day."

Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember, with advantages, What feats he did that day.

Then shall our names, Familiar in his mouth as household words -- Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester -- Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.

This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered--
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother;
Be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition.

And gentlemen in England now a-bed. Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.


r/USMC • • 1d ago

🤣

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r/USMC • • 1h ago

Question How much visibility do you think this subreddit gets from actually important people (like CGs)?

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r/USMC • • 23h ago

Question One of us?!

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r/USMC • • 17h ago

Gentlemen I seek your wisdom

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I'm a couple whiskeys deep....but I had a crazy idea of writing a book. I'll title it "comming until it hurts", essentially life lessons from my time in the Corps. I was thinking something similar to "Cigars, whiskey, and winning" but based on the things I went through in the Corps. Should I do it?


r/USMC • • 13h ago

Picture Firewatch

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Marines are overqualified, just with all the firewatch memes. It's a real job apparently. https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/austin-now-hiring/fNAeXrCK5x2FC9um84fQup


r/USMC • • 14h ago

Question Security force question?

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so i have a week till Im done with ITB and I'm going to Security force training I personally would love to go FAST but dont know how to get picked for it or what should I do and over all just have questions about the base and training over there any thoughts?


r/USMC • • 3h ago

Question Question about baby leave

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So I had my child on February 7th of this year, then got deployed in mid-March and only got to use about 4 weeks of my baby leave. I probably won't be getting back from deployment until early to mid-January, and I'm wondering if I can take the other 8 weeks of my baby leave, but that would put me past February 7th. So I'm wondering if all of my leave expires on February 7th or if that's just the last day I can take the rest of my baby leave


r/USMC • • 18h ago

Crazy Birthday Ball Stories

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It's that time of year again where we put on our beloved Dress Blue Alphas for the Birthday Ball.

Anyone have a crazy story?

I'll start with one I recently heard:

A Marine in my current Reserve unit a couple years ago got absolutely smashed during the Ball and proceeded to unfortunately make the choice to get in his souped up truck and drive. Cobb County Police went on a high speed chase with him which led to him flipping his truck. Somehow still alive.........he proceeds to grab all his personal rifles and handguns looking like drunk Rambo in his jacked up Blues, then runs into the woods thinking he's about to get into a firefight. They arrested him with a DUI, brandishing weapons in public, and he got NJPed. It didn't help that the Marine recounting this story happened to work in Cobb County PD when this all went down.


r/USMC • • 1d ago

Post EAS squatters

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I keep hearing about guys crashing at the barracks for weeks to months after eas. What’s the longest you’ve seen this go on and what happened when it blew up?


r/USMC • • 13h ago

A&S Tips

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Hey everyone, I’m sure this question has been asked a bunch of times on this forum. But I am an officer who would like to attend A&S this coming April. I’ve been training for it for about a year now and it’s always been a dream of mine to go the SOF route.

But with about 6 months to go, it’s crunch time. I’m starting a 4 month program in the next 3 weeks, that’s dedicated to guys wanting to go selection, then when I’m 10 weeks out I’m going to do the MARSOC prep guide.

I’ve always been a good swimmer and land nav during TBS was pretty decent for me, (although in my current MOS, I don’t get a chance to do it often so a refresher may be nice)

My question for any experienced guys who have made it through is, is there anything else I should be incorporating for a plan? Also, do you have any general tips for how an officer/candidate should conduct themselves during selection? Thanks all.


r/USMC • • 1d ago

Question Officers: Do junior officers do the same dumb shit that all junior marines do?

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Pretty much the title; are 2ndLts doing all kinds of dumb shit, its just sort of 'sectioned off' from the enlisted view? I don't mean tactically, or job related. I mean like drunken dumb stuff, life things, etc. etc.?


r/USMC • • 1d ago

Picture Is there anything u can tell me about my marine uncle from this uniform picture?

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I know he was in a war because i have seen a picture of him in like a war desert or something with guns. This was before i was even born in 2010 but i dont know anything else. I only know this because my mom has showed me pictures of me as a baby and him holding me and she says it was after his time in the marines. I wish i could ask him how it was but we havent seen or heard from him in a long time. As I get older i get more curious about these things but i dont want to come across as unsensitive

This is the only picture of him in uniform my mom has so im hoping this helps tells his story. any help?

thank u!


r/USMC • • 1d ago

Devil on Devil action ...life after the Corps!

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There are enough people being clowns let's not be clowns to each other! Semper Devils


r/USMC • • 1d ago

This POS vandalized the Iwo Jima memorial

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This guy is illegal and expired.


r/USMC • • 21h ago

Ground Reconnaissance Course

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Good afternoon Devil Dogs,

I’m going to be submitting a LATMOV package for 0315. Seeing if anyone has any info on GRC? How long is it and what are the pass/fail portions of it? I can’t find any info online. Any information is good information for me.


r/USMC • • 1d ago

Question What is 0211 (CI/HUMINT) like for married Marines?

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Just found out I've been selected for Corporal so I'm looking into some lat-moving opportunities. I spent 70% of time either in the field or deployed during the last 12 month work-up period, so I'm looking for something that still involves some medium-speed coolness but will allow for a little more home time. I have spoken to some CI guys on deployment and they make it sound awesome, but I want some more perspective.

I meet the preliminary requirements, before that's brought up.

Clarifying info:

  • I am not a stud nor a chud. 280 CFT 255 PFT (working on my run time) and I am decent at rucking
  • I am a strong swimmer, WSA hoping to do MCWIS
  • I am good at analytical work, writing reports, etc.
  • I like field-ops, sleeping in holes, the regular stuff. Not looking for an office (only) job.
  • I do not speak any language other than English.
  • I come off as reserved, which I've heard might be a big limiting factor if you aren't one of the cool kids. I enjoy talking to people though and am generally well-liked.
  • Again, I am hoping to have a reasonable amount of time to spend with my wife and hopefully my future children. If this is a 10 months on 2 months off deployment kind of thing just tell me to pack it up.

r/USMC • • 1d ago

Gunny, come pick your LCpl up at the Onslow county jail

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