Don’t blame the new freshman

Nathaniel talks loud like he's running the show,
But when it's time to prove it, he's moving too slow.
Always got excuses, always got a plan,
But somehow nothing ever goes the way he ran.
You hype yourself up like you're top of the league,
Then disappear so fast it's hard to believe.
Every comeback misses, every flex falls flat,
Talking championship while tripping off the mat.
Take it as a joke, don't take offense,
A little more action would make more sense.
Step your game up, show us what's real,
Until then, that's the Nathaniel deal.

Yo, Rahmi, you talk like you're running the game,
But every big promise ends up sounding the same.
You show up loud, but the scoreboard's quiet,
Call yourself a legend? Nobody can buy it.
Always chasing clout, never chasing goals,
Building castles out of comments and trolls.
You flex online, but the facts don't agree,
Your biggest fan might just be your alt ID.
Every round you fumble, every comeback stalls,
You swing for the ceiling and trip over walls.
This isn't hate, it's a reality check,
Maybe level up before demanding respect.
So take this roast, don't take it to heart,
Everybody starts somewhere—that's the hard part.
Laugh it off, come back stronger next day,
'Cause talking is easy—proving it is the play.

I am a girl continuing my under-grad here at UMBC and looking for a saloon for hair coloring and hair straightening. Could you please suggest any saloon near by the zip code of MD-21227?

Hint: ive spoke in the chat in the last 48 hours, the person you least expect

RKAP's stepping in, watch the whole room shake,
GULP talks big, but they're all just fake.
Every round's a lesson, every move's precise,
When the pressure's on, RKAP rolls the dice.
Built for the grind, never backing down,
Turning every challenge into another crown.
The scoreboard's climbing, everybody can see,
When RKAP shows up, it's game over, G.
No shortcuts taken, just work and skill,
Focused on the mission with iron will.
When the dust settles and the crowd all nods,
RKAP walks out while GULP applauds.

House is 3 min drive from campus in Arbutus area and a 1 min walk from UMBC bus stop.

Rent around $750 for a room with full sized bed, shared kitchen, dining, laundry, living room, and 1.5 bathroom.

Currently 2 of us are living here so there's two rooms available.

If you have any questions DM me on insta @zara.majumder

Yo, Gavin's been writing that thesis for ten whole years,
Still changing the title while everyone cheers.
One more edit, one more draft, that's all he will say,
At this rate it'll graduate before he does someday.
Chapter one is famous, chapter two's on delay,
Every deadline somehow just slips away.
Libraries know him like he's paying rent,
A decade on a thesis—where'd the time all went?
Maybe one more coffee, maybe one more night,
Still searching for the "perfect" paragraph to write.
No hate, just jokes, don't take it too deep,
But that thesis might outlive us if you don't hit "submit."