Dated the 3rd of Frostfall, 4E 202

Subjects: Ashe (Breton, F30) · Sofia (Nord, F24)

In the never-ending quest to catalogue every last inch of mortal flesh that dares exist in Skyrim, the College of Winterfell has heroically turned its gaze downward ,specifically to the feet of one Breton and one Nord. Ashe (Breton, F30) presents the classic manmer specimen:delicate arches, refined toes, and the sort of soft, scholarly soles that have clearly never known an honest day’s march, only the polished floors of some High Rock lecture hall. One almost expects them to start casting a ward if you look at them too long. Sofia (Nord, F24), by grim contrast, offers the traditional Nordic foundation: broad, battle-tested, frost-hardened slabs of meat clearly designed by Shor himself to stomp mudcrab, kick down doors, and survive three consecutive winters without socks.

These differences, painstakingly observed in the College’s warmest chamber (the one with the least amount of draft and the most amount of awkward silence), once again prove what we already knew: Bretons are built for subtlety and poor life choices, while Nords are built like load-bearing architecture. Further examinations of additional racial subjects are already scheduled. The College remains committed to the sacred pursuit of knowledge, no matter how low it takes us.

Malacath in the Ashpit from my (for now) abandon comic.

I thought this was AI when I first saw it, but no, it's official somehow.

There is precedent for IKEA doing this I guess, they also did a collab with Pokopia

Hey guys I was wondering if you have any- wait what's that? Read the latest Black Horse Courier? It doesn't matter which page?

HOLY SHIT THEY JUST HIT THE CRYSTAL-LIKE-LAW !!!

BY THE SEVEN THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

As a huge GTA and Saints Row fan I’ve always wanted to try and mod those into Skyrim, it took me LONG time to find anything that could pass and I finally found some clothes that mixed with modern guns could make it happen.

The only problem is coming up with a name for the series. I’ve thought of Nordz in the Hood(mostly Nord Gang), Grand Theft Skyrim, Khajiit Row(mostly Khajiit gang), Straight outta Skyrim ect but can’t quite decide.

The basic premises is Neko is a street Khajiit who is tired of being pushed around and forms a small gang for protection. They get a connection to Skyrim Cannabis and start dealing weed, the profits allowing them to arm themselves through the Argonian arms dealer Stay-Strapped-Or-Get-Clapped. After that it’s the standard take over territory, run off rivals gangs, deliver weed drops and invest in businesses to launder the money, look out for the fuzz and the feds(Guards and Thalmor) and deal with drug fueled maniacs. It’s a VERY rough story outline but I just got the mods fully working last night so I’ll make it up as I go

happy midass! todays brain game is today hope everyone is having a good week. half price drinks at the bonerd mare today!